Sarah Jessica Parker (1 Viewer)

[Soulfly3]

If they made a Sex in the City for men, do you think they'd cast Gilbert Gottfried in the lead role?

Or Rocky Dennis?

 

[DiStefano]

 

[Soulfly3]

this is genius.

 

[flysack]

Come on, Soulfly. You're better than this.

 

[Soulfly3]

Come on, Soulfly. You're better than this.

No, Im not... Im stuck watching this movie right now... Ive been emasculated.

It got me to thinking how hideously ugly she is. and somehow, she took it upon herself to play the role of an attractive, sex craved fashionista?

no

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Matthew Broderick

 

[flysack]

So how much money would it take for you to have intercourse with her? For the sake of argument, say this involves foreplay, then intercourse. You may pitch or catch, and if married, your wife won't care.

I'd say at least 10 million. I'll do homo for 1 million, but bestiality is taking things a bit far.

:rim shot:

I'll be here all night, ladies and germs...

 

[Soulfly3]

I know it sounds "forced" but she actually repulses me.

 

[Raider Nation]

Otis once started a thread about how stunningly hot she is. True story. He got ridiculed for weeks.

ETA: I can't find the thread anymore.... he must have called in a favor.

 

[rockaction]

So how much money would it take for you to have intercourse with her? For the sake of argument, say this involves foreplay, then intercourse. You may pitch or catch, and if married, your wife won't care.

I'd say at least 10 million. I'll do homo for 1 million, but bestiality is taking things a bit far.

:rim shot:

I'll be here all night, ladies and germs...

Awesome.

/thread

 

[Soulfly3]

Otis once started a thread about how stunningly hot she is. True story. He got ridiculed for weeks.

ETA: I can't find the thread anymore.... he must have called in a favor.

I want to believe this.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Otis once started a thread about how stunningly hot she is. True story. He got ridiculed for weeks.

ETA: I can't find the thread anymore.... he must have called in a favor.

I want to believe this.

Believe it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Otis once started a thread about how stunningly hot she is. True story. He got ridiculed for weeks.

ETA: I can't find the thread anymore.... he must have called in a favor.

I want to believe this.

Believe it.

Don't

The ridicule has lasted years.

 

[Limp Ditka]

She's got a hot body and is probably a hard worker in the sack. You guys all gay?

 

[Raider Nation]

She's got a hot body and is probably a hard worker in the sack. You guys all gay?

HA! He forgot to delete all of the evidence.

 

[Limp Ditka]

She's got a hot body and is probably a hard worker in the sack. You guys all gay?

HA! He forgot to delete all of the evidence.

I guess that a reach-around to Chase only gets you so much now a days

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

More like Sarah Jessica Barker amirite?

 

[Limp Ditka]

More like Sarah Jessica Barker amirite?

yes

complete​

doge

pane full too

cee

 

[Soulfly3]

She's got a hot body and is probably a hard worker in the sack. You guys all gay?

oh. my. god.

she'd probably nose #### you so hard, you'd need a wheelchair

 

[lakerstan]

She has an Adam's apple....on her face.

 

[Soulfly3]

id rather #### Alexis Arquette

 

[flysack]

She's got a hot body and is probably a hard worker in the sack. You guys all gay?

This is the same guy who bags on Kate Upton.

 

[danielmclark]

She's got a hot body and is probably a hard worker in the sack. You guys all gay?

This is the same guy who bags on Kate Upton.

Different strokes for different folks.

Now, me of course, I'd have to have a stroke in order to find that woman attractive.

 

[lakerstan]

I would let Kate Upton give me a stroke.

 

[T Bell]

She has an Adam's apple....on her face.

And she can eat your Adam's apple through a picket fence.

 

[bentley]

From the IMDB page on "Failure to Launch"

Sarah Jessica Parker who has an amazing personality to overcome her equine features and blatant violations push-up bra safety.

 

[Soulfly3]

If she wanted to bang, Id give her a neigh

 

[Ghost Rider]

How do you think Chris Noth feels? He had to kiss her on screen for years, knowing that people were gonna see it. You know he had to always be thinking, "Please let us get this done in one take!!"

 

[T Bell]

How do you think Chris Noth feels? He had to kiss her on screen for years, knowing that people were gonna see it. You know he had to always be thinking, "Please let us get this done in one take!!"

 

[bleachercreacher]

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

 

[Soulfly3]

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Sweet #### she's hideous.

 

[GoFishTN]

That's somebody's foal you're talking about.

 

[DocHolliday]

That's somebody's foal you're talking about.

Classic.

 

[Jayrod]

That's somebody's foal you're talking about.

Awesome

 

[Jules Winnfield]

A horse walks into a bar

 

[Limp Ditka]

A horse walks into a bar

 

[flysack]

A horse walks into a bar

 

[FattyVM]

She was hot for a grand total of like 110 running minutes imho. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2PN9tn-NsU After Hocus pocus.. blech.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

She was hot for a grand total of like 110 running minutes imho. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2PN9tn-NsU After Hocus pocus.. blech.

Her hottest is when she is made up to look like a witch. Ouch

 

[Limp Ditka]

In honor of the Chinese New Year

bump

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

A horse walks into a bar

Outstanding!

 

[timschochet]

L.A. Story- 1991. She was a cutie.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

L.A. Story- 1991. She was a cutie.

Colts are cute before they become a horse.

 

[Spartans346]

A horse walks into a bar

Outstanding!

Instant classic

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

A horse walks into a bar

Outstanding!

Instant classic

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I actually ran into her in the Village one time.

 

[matuski]

1990's she was top 5 for me.

 

[GoFishTN]

1990's she was top 5 for me.

I have it:

1. Real Quiet

2. Charismatic

3. Go For Gin

4. SJP

5. Silver Charm

 

[GroveDiesel]

1990's she was top 5 for me.

Finishers at the local track?

 

[Soulfly3]

1990's she was top 5 for me.

Along with rupaul, rosanne barr, carrot top and carnie wilson