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Scary Story For My Son's Birthday Party (1 Viewer)

Tell them you had to sell the car with the doors that go like THIS or THIS and have to buy a car where the doors go like THIS

 
eoMMan said:
A lady orders dominos pizza for herself and the kids having a party upstairs.

The pizza guy delivers the pizza but it's not the actual pizza guy. It's the guy who murdered the pizza guy on the way to the house!

You can take it from there....

Have him have sexy time with the lady, murder the kids, whatever floats your boat I guess.
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There's a hole in the pizza box...

 
Tell them if they are given the first ten picks of their fantasy football redraft league they probably have the same chance of winning rhe championship as anyone else in their league.

 
Cold Dead Hands said:
A YOUNG girl named Lisa often had to spend time alone at home at night, as her parents worked late. They bought her a dog to keep her company and protect her. The dog slept under her bed at night.

One night Lisa was awakened by a dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap properly. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it.

The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and made sure the tap was turned off there, too.

She went back to her bedroom and stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it again.
But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off all the faucets out there. She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again.

The dripping continued: drip, drip, drip. This time she listened and located the source of the dripping — it was coming from her closet! She opened the closet door, and there found her poor dog hanging upside down with its neck cut.
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:cry: you *******!!!

j/k I liked it.

 
Willie Neslon said:
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General Malaise said:
chet said:
General Malaise said:
I played in the member/guest tournament at my club and the following situation ensued.

I had a 6 foot putt for par on the second hole. My opponent (Don--the other member) was already in for par and the two guests were out of the hole. I missed my putt and picked up my ball and Don said, "You got a 5 and I got a 4."

As we were driving up to the next hole, he was out of his cart waiting for us and before we stopped, he was pointing and yelling at us. "You got a stroke on that hole. I didn't give you that putt. You lost the hole."

I told him to stop yelling and pointing and also to stop cross examining us. I explained that I didn't know I got a stroke and that had I known, I'd have tapped in. I also added that he gave us a 5 on the hole. He continued yelling and accusing and I told him that I'd ask the golf director what we should do.

At the next hole, he again approached us and said very aggresively, "I apologize. You didn't get a stroke on the hole. I gave you a 5 and you still lost." I didn't respond and simply continued with the game.

A couple of holes later, he tried to make small talk. I looked at him and said, "Don, I don't appreciate how you handled the situation. None of my friends would have handled it remotely closely to how you did. I don't have any respect for you. I don't like you. I don't want to talk to you ever again unless it's directly related to the match at hand."

He looked at me and said, "Well that's very rude. I apologized."

I responded with, "You set the tone of this relationship and have been ruder than anyone I've ever met here. You didn't apologize for your behavior either. Like I said, I don't want to talk to you again."

He comes back with, "Well, you guys are cheaters."
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:lol:

Next week I will be playing in that one again.
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:lmao: I still don't get what the problem was. I don't golf much. :bag:
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Guy was a complete ####### and I called him on it.
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You pick up, you lose the hole. It sounds like he went too far but he was right.
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Should'a marked it a zero since he was over the line.

 
Build a bunch of suspense about a ghost story in a dark room and then have your wife pop out and scare all of them.


"Rumor has it our house was built on an indian burial ground. There are times at night where I hear weird thumping noises down in the basement. Do you want me to show you boys?"

Elaborate more of course...

 
Tell them Hilary Clinton will be president until they graduate high school. That should scare the crap out of anyone.

 
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, Timschochet showed up to talk about US presidents both past and present...

 
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Tell them the story of Large Marge. Later, when they find out you're Large Marge, everyone in the diner will be freaked out as well.

 
Walking Boot said:
Read a messed up story on Reddit maybe a month or so ago but can't find it now. Went something like:

15-year old kid is left home alone while his parents go out for a bit. Spends the night listening to music on his computer and playing minecraft. After a while he sees headlights through the blinds as his parents pull into the driveway. He pulls off the headphones and is standing up to go out and greet them when he hears the house door open and his mother starts yelling.

"Who tracked mud all over this house?!" she screams.

He steps out of the bedroom and sees muddy boot prints all over the living room carpet. No idea what's going on. All through the living room, and down the hall to the bedrooms. Totally out of nowhere. He denies knowing anything about it. His parents don't know what to do so they send him to his room for a bit while they try to figure things out.

He's about to go back into his room when he notices the door. There's writing all down the door, in Sharpie:

8:10- You haven't seen me yet

8:15- Must be some game

8:25- I'm still here

8:30- I wonder what you're listening to

8:45- Why haven't you noticed me

9:05- I like watching you

9:10- Turn around

9:15- Turn around

9:25- TURN AROUND

9:30- TURN AROUND

9:40- #### I think I hear a car--

Call the cops, but they don't find anything. They follow the footsteps out the back through the yard but lose them. Guy is still on the loose.

Lots of good scary stories on some of the subreddits out there.
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Maybe it was his slutty, hot female neighbor?

 
Tell them about your social experiment at Wrigley Field in June of 2008 when you were throwing $5 and $10 bills in the men's trough style pisser. That'll get em.

 
TheWalkmen said:
Tell them about your social experiment at Wrigley Field in June of 2008 when you were throwing $5 and $10 bills in the men's trough style pisser. That'll get em.[/quote

Lol
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Tell them tragic tale of Mikey from the Life cereal commercial and how he met his senseless demise from a lethal combination of Pop rocks and soda.

 
eoMMan said:
Walking Boot said:
Read a messed up story on Reddit maybe a month or so ago but can't find it now. Went something like:

15-year old kid is left home alone while his parents go out for a bit. Spends the night listening to music on his computer and playing minecraft. After a while he sees headlights through the blinds as his parents pull into the driveway. He pulls off the headphones and is standing up to go out and greet them when he hears the house door open and his mother starts yelling.

"Who tracked mud all over this house?!" she screams.

He steps out of the bedroom and sees muddy boot prints all over the living room carpet. No idea what's going on. All through the living room, and down the hall to the bedrooms. Totally out of nowhere. He denies knowing anything about it. His parents don't know what to do so they send him to his room for a bit while they try to figure things out.

He's about to go back into his room when he notices the door. There's writing all down the door, in Sharpie:

8:10- You haven't seen me yet

8:15- Must be some game

8:25- I'm still here

8:30- I wonder what you're listening to

8:45- Why haven't you noticed me

9:05- I like watching you

9:10- Turn around

9:15- Turn around

9:25- TURN AROUND

9:30- TURN AROUND

9:40- #### I think I hear a car--

Call the cops, but they don't find anything. They follow the footsteps out the back through the yard but lose them. Guy is still on the loose.

Lots of good scary stories on some of the subreddits out there.
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Maybe it was his slutty, hot female neighbor?
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What kind of hot slut wears muddy boots inside a house? That's what I'd love to know.

 
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