Scottish Twitter (1 Viewer)

[TobiasFunke]

I stumbled into this rabbit hole last night and I will never be the same. It appears that Scots write phonetically (confirmed this with my wife, who spent two years there), which on Twitter produces stunning works of art such as this and this and this. It's amazing. Am I late to the party on this one?  

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Snortin lines and shagging nines is a great  one

 

[rockaction]

I stumbled into this rabbit hole last night and I will never be the same. It appears that Scots write phonetically (confirmed this with my wife, who spent two years there), which on Twitter produces stunning works of art such as this and this and this. It's amazing. Am I late to the party on this one?  

I dno he left my maw. God that's sad and funny.

 

[Max Power]

 

[Statorama]

If it's not Scottish it's crap!

 

[El Floppo]

I stumbled into this rabbit hole last night and I will never be the same. It appears that Scots write phonetically (confirmed this with my wife, who spent two years there), which on Twitter produces stunning works of art such as this and this and this. It's amazing. Am I late to the party on this one?  

I read that first one as Bentley. 

Not sure if you're late, but the Brits all have some special written word lingo. Not recommending it, but English premier league team fan blogs can be equally awesome, innit

 

[Statorama]

I stumbled into this rabbit hole last night and I will never be the same. It appears that Scots write phonetically (confirmed this with my wife, who spent two years there), which on Twitter produces stunning works of art such as this and this and this. It's amazing. Am I late to the party on this one?  

Excellent find, and agree it is a dangerously deep rabbit hole 

 

[mquinnjr]

I stumbled into this rabbit hole last night and I will never be the same. It appears that Scots write phonetically (confirmed this with my wife, who spent two years there), which on Twitter produces stunning works of art such as this and this and this. It's amazing. Am I late to the party on this one?  

amazing. I feel like Dante in Grandma's Boy, "I'll go to the looney bin with you, Bro. Let's do this."