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[Hot Sauce Guy]

Still under protest. The mail in scoring from the semi-final game still hasn't been counted yet.

Bahahahaha

 

[FarFromHome]

Since after week 1’s matchup with @FarFromHome , I’m sure to be….wait for it….0-1 since I don’t stand a chance.

Arguably your wisest post. Ha ha. Onward Soldiers!!!

 

[Instinctive]

Y'all will just have to help me make sure I don't overdo it when ten weeks from now I have obviously the best team. Sometimes I struggle to know where the line is.

 

[Chaka]

Y'all will just have to help me make sure I don't overdo it when ten weeks from now I have obviously the best team. Sometimes I struggle to know where the line is.

When you think you get to the line, take ten steps further.

 

[FarFromHome]

Y'all will just have to help me make sure I don't overdo it when ten weeks from now I have obviously the best team. Sometimes I struggle to know where the line is.

Well. I guess if I look deep into your soul it's pretty clear you don't believe this. It falls flat. It's obvious. You had a solid draft. At the end of the day, your downfall with be having to rely on Harvey as your rb2 and quite honestly, having to watch you start Cooper Kupp every week is gonna break my heart. A for effort D for results. Ekeler would look good on your roster.

 

[LawFitz]

Ekeler would look good on your roster

:chef's kiss:

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Ekeler would look good on your roster

:chef's kiss:

I have 3 shares of him. I believed all along that he’d be the #1. Now just don’t get another concussion. I also bought 2 shares of judkins as well. Hopefully I don’t need him until week 7/8 and beyond. So stoked for the start of football tonight!

 

[LawFitz]

Ekeler would look good on your roster

:chef's kiss:

I have 3 shares of him. I believed all along that he’d be the #1. Now just don’t get another concussion. I also bought 2 shares of judkins as well. Hopefully I don’t need him until week 7/8 and beyond. So stoked for the start of football tonight!

Was actually referring to the way FFH inserted that line into the rest of his post. It was lowkey hilarious.

 

[Chaka]

Ekeler would look good on your roster

:chef's kiss:

I have 3 shares of him. I believed all along that he’d be the #1. Now just don’t get another concussion. I also bought 2 shares of judkins as well. Hopefully I don’t need him until week 7/8 and beyond. So stoked for the start of football tonight!

Was actually referring to the way FFH inserted that line into the rest of his post. It was lowkey hilarious.

FarFromHome is Ekeler's, Don King

 

[Chaka]

No one tell @FarFromHome

 

[FarFromHome]

No one tell @FarFromHome

Well. I made the effort and desperately tried to get something for him. Smh

 

[Chaka]

No one tell @FarFromHome

Well. I made the effort and desperately tried to get something for him. Smh

You gave a yeoman's effort on that one, sir.

Funny thing, I almost took you up on the offer yesterday. Had my finger on the button a few times. Looks like I picked the right day to quit drinking.

 

[Chaka]

And... Thornton such a bad ### he make grown ### men quit football!!!

 

[FarFromHome]

One of my Soldiers forgot to bring his sword to the fight. Thanks Brown. I was going against Brown in my only other league. It's the reason I got down to TWO leagues. It gets complicated. This was the one moment where i can find any joy out of a performance like this. Need my other boys to pick it up. Onward.

 

[joey]

One of my Soldiers forgot to bring his sword to the fight. Thanks Brown. I was going against Brown in my only other league. It's the reason I got down to TWO leagues. It gets complicated. This was the one moment where i can find any joy out of a performance like this. Need my other boys to pick it up. Onward.

Honestly, this is one of the reasons why being in >4 leagues is a Good Thing. I can no longer keep track of who is going against me in one of my leagues, so I just enjoy the games and great performance and then check my fantasy scores before the Sunday night game. Let the chips fall where they may.

Good luck the rest of the weekend, FFH.

 

[FarFromHome]

One of my Soldiers forgot to bring his sword to the fight. Thanks Brown. I was going against Brown in my only other league. It's the reason I got down to TWO leagues. It gets complicated. This was the one moment where i can find any joy out of a performance like this. Need my other boys to pick it up. Onward.

Honestly, this is one of the reasons why being in >4 leagues is a Good Thing. I can no longer keep track of who is going against me in one of my leagues, so I just enjoy the games and great performance and then check my fantasy scores before the Sunday night game. Let the chips fall where they may.

Good luck the rest of the weekend, FFH.

Hmmmm. Interesting way to look at it. I always found myself wanting my guy to do okay but not great, but good enough. Trying to calculate what I want always made me sad and felt complicated. Ha ha. Seems like Mahomes is due for a 5 TD game that leads me to victory. My confidence hasn't waivered. God told me I won't be 0-1. Onward

 

[joey]

One of my Soldiers forgot to bring his sword to the fight. Thanks Brown. I was going against Brown in my only other league. It's the reason I got down to TWO leagues. It gets complicated. This was the one moment where i can find any joy out of a performance like this. Need my other boys to pick it up. Onward.

Honestly, this is one of the reasons why being in >4 leagues is a Good Thing. I can no longer keep track of who is going against me in one of my leagues, so I just enjoy the games and great performance and then check my fantasy scores before the Sunday night game. Let the chips fall where they may.

Good luck the rest of the weekend, FFH.

Hmmmm. Interesting way to look at it. I always found myself wanting my guy to do okay but not great, but good enough. Trying to calculate what I want always made me sad and felt complicated. Ha ha. Seems like Mahomes is due for a 5 TD game that leads me to victory. My confidence hasn't waivered. God told me I won't be 0-1. Onward

You’re heading dangerously towards “congrats in advance” territory. My lawyers will be in touch to advise you on the language subtleties involved here.

 

[FarFromHome]

You’re heading dangerously towards “congrats in advance” territory. My lawyers will be in touch to advise you on the language subtleties involved here.

Noted. God will defend me against your lawyers. He spoke to me though a burning bush to tell me I won't lose. Once again, your administrative threats are noted.

 

[FarFromHome]

Well. 32 points from Mahomes and Brown combined feels a lot better. Thanks Pat.

 

[FarFromHome]

Uh oh

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Same oh..

 

[FarFromHome]

Win with honor
Lose with grace

Nice week champ. A good ol fashioned butt kicking. I'm in a dark place tonight, but on the bright side it was over quick and no need to pay attention to these evening games that end WAY past my bedtime. Ha ha

Onward!!!!

Neither my will nor my confidence has waivered after I cry myself to sleep.

 

[joey]

Win with honor
Lose with grace

Nice week champ. A good ol fashioned butt kicking. I'm in a dark place tonight, but on the bright side it was over quick and no need to pay attention to these evening games that end WAY past my bedtime. Ha ha

Onward!!!!

Neither my will nor my confidence has waivered after I cry myself to sleep.

I am your kryptonite!

Can’t ask for a more consistent scoring performance across the board for all of my players (except Josh Downs…you’re on notice). Pretty perfect week 1. This win offsets the many losses in my other leagues. Ha.

It’s a long season but I’m happy to have week 1 behind me before SNF and MNF. Phew.

 

[LawFitz]

Congrats @Chaka. All my snark about twinkle toes came to roost week one. Didn't get to watch the game but Caleb's numbers look promising. Way better than Burrow's!!

 

[Chaka]

Congrats @Chaka. All my snark about twinkle toes came to roost week one. Didn't get to watch the game but Caleb's numbers look promising. Way better than Burrow's!!

Thanks, man, I didn't realize I had won. Honestly, I assumed I had lost.

 

[Chaka]

No one ever believes me when I say this but, I never check scores on game day. Hand to God that's the truth. Honestly, I try to avoid looking at matchups entirely. Sleeper makes that tough. It's a slick app but I prefer MFL and their crappy app.

I just want to watch football unencumbered. Root for my guys and not worry about anyone else's. I have enough stress just watching the Raiders games.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Team name change has been implemented. We’ll see if it provides the needed motivation.

 

[Instinctive]

1 week down. 1 week with the most points scored.

 

[joey]

We’re number two! We’re number two!

 

[Chaka]

So, to send a DM in Sleeper I need to verify my phone number. It's a slick looking app but, I hates it.

 

[joey]

So, to send a DM in Sleeper I need to verify my phone number. It's a slick looking app but, I hates it.

True. But I’ve been in sleeper for 3-4 years, so forgot and honestly it doesn’t seem to give me extra spam or anything like that.

And besides, all your personal data is already available online.

 

[FarFromHome]

Sorry Gary. This isn't personal, its business. 30 for 30 film crew should show up at your work today for filming. Just try to be genuine. It's better for television. Onward.

 

[Houston turmOiler]

Sorry Gary. This isn't personal, its business. 30 for 30 film crew should show up at your work today for filming. Just try to be genuine. It's better for television. Onward.

It's ok, Soldier. Unfortunately my job requires me to be a bit nomadic and I'm afraid your film crew is about three steps behind with little chance of catching up.

It's not personal either. Just the nature of my business. Next time schedule well in advance and I'll be happy to exalt in your greatness for your little project. Sorry to ruin your little segment. You'll just have to brag about yourself, I'm afraid.

I'd recommend you ask the rest of the league, but they don't even remember I exist.

 

[LawFitz]

Sorry Gary. This isn't personal, its business. 30 for 30 film crew should show up at your work today for filming. Just try to be genuine. It's better for television. Onward.

It's ok, Soldier. Unfortunately my job requires me to be a bit nomadic and I'm afraid your film crew is about three steps behind with little chance of catching up.

It's not personal either. Just the nature of my business. Next time schedule well in advance and I'll be happy to exalt in your greatness for your little project. Sorry to ruin your little segment. You'll just have to brag about yourself, I'm afraid.

I'd recommend you ask the rest of the league, but they don't even remember I exist.

Who is this?

 

[joey]

Sorry Gary. This isn't personal, its business. 30 for 30 film crew should show up at your work today for filming. Just try to be genuine. It's better for television. Onward.

It's ok, Soldier. Unfortunately my job requires me to be a bit nomadic and I'm afraid your film crew is about three steps behind with little chance of catching up.

It's not personal either. Just the nature of my business. Next time schedule well in advance and I'll be happy to exalt in your greatness for your little project. Sorry to ruin your little segment. You'll just have to brag about yourself, I'm afraid.

I'd recommend you ask the rest of the league, but they don't even remember I exist.

If you’re going with Underdog Syndrome, then you and I can team up. ****I**** know you exist!

And congrats in advance to @Chaos34 . Sleeper projects you to beat me and I trust their predictions implicitly. What a bummer to not continue my short winning streak.

 

[FarFromHome]

Sorry Gary. This isn't personal, its business. 30 for 30 film crew should show up at your work today for filming. Just try to be genuine. It's better for television. Onward.

It's ok, Soldier. Unfortunately my job requires me to be a bit nomadic and I'm afraid your film crew is about three steps behind with little chance of catching up.

It's not personal either. Just the nature of my business. Next time schedule well in advance and I'll be happy to exalt in your greatness for your little project. Sorry to ruin your little segment. You'll just have to brag about yourself, I'm afraid.

I'd recommend you ask the rest of the league, but they don't even remember I exist.

Who is this?

I have no idea. Sleeper says my opponent this week is some guy or girl named Gary. Filming crew still struggling to locate him or her.

 

[Chaka]

FTR all media requests need to be cleared by my business manager and my PR team

 

[FarFromHome]

FTR all media requests need to be cleared by my business manager and my PR team

I actually had to Google "ftr." Ha ha. Is this Gary your business manager? Would you happen to know where is located? Am I not allowed to ask you this without going through Gary first? So many questions.

Fields >>>> McCarthy

 

[Houston turmOiler]

Sorry Gary. This isn't personal, its business. 30 for 30 film crew should show up at your work today for filming. Just try to be genuine. It's better for television. Onward.

It's ok, Soldier. Unfortunately my job requires me to be a bit nomadic and I'm afraid your film crew is about three steps behind with little chance of catching up.

It's not personal either. Just the nature of my business. Next time schedule well in advance and I'll be happy to exalt in your greatness for your little project. Sorry to ruin your little segment. You'll just have to brag about yourself, I'm afraid.

I'd recommend you ask the rest of the league, but they don't even remember I exist.

Who is this?

It matters not that you don't know. Lisa knows. Every damn night.

 

[Chaka]

FTR all media requests need to be cleared by my business manager and my PR team

I actually had to Google "ftr." Ha ha. Is this Gary your business manager? Would you happen to know where is located? Am I not allowed to ask you this without going through Gary first? So many questions.

Fields >>>> McCarthy

Okay Mortimer.

 

[FarFromHome]

Smh

 

[Chaka]

Smh

As you know, I don't follow our scores in real time so, logically I have to assume you're "SMH" because of how awesome my squad is.

I appreciate it.

 

[FarFromHome]

Smh

As you know, I don't follow our scores in real time so, logically I have to assume you're "SMH" because of how awesome my squad is.

I appreciate it.

You nailed it. I am also like you. I never if rarely sit here and watch Sunday football. Been a long time. I'm flying back to Maui for two weeks tonight and made the mistake of watching redzone while I pack. My last time of the year doing this. Onward. 0-2, but so much season left.

 

[Chaka]

Smh

As you know, I don't follow our scores in real time so, logically I have to assume you're "SMH" because of how awesome my squad is.

I appreciate it.

You nailed it. I am also like you. I never if rarely sit here and watch Sunday football. Been a long time. I'm flying back to Maui for two weeks tonight and made the mistake of watching redzone while I pack. My last time of the year doing this. Onward. 0-2, but so much season left.

Oh, no. I watch football as often as I can. I am right now, I just don't know who @Instinctive has on his team.

In a perfect world, I wouldn't know that I'm playing Instinctive.

Mahalo, brother. Have a great trip.

 

[FarFromHome]

Oh, no. I watch football as often as I can. I am right now, I just don't know who @Instinctive has on his team.

In a perfect world, I wouldn't know that I'm playing Instinctive.

Mahalo, brother. Have a great trip.

Ah. I see. Sundays I actually prefer not to watch any. I can handle Thursday and Monday night single games. This Sunday stuff with so many games is just way to much for my mental health.

 

[Instinctive]

Smh

As you know, I don't follow our scores in real time so, logically I have to assume you're "SMH" because of how awesome my squad is.

I appreciate it.

You nailed it. I am also like you. I never if rarely sit here and watch Sunday football. Been a long time. I'm flying back to Maui for two weeks tonight and made the mistake of watching redzone while I pack. My last time of the year doing this. Onward. 0-2, but so much season left.

Oh, no. I watch football as often as I can. I am right now, I just don't know who @Instinctive has on his team.

In a perfect world, I wouldn't know that I'm playing Instinctive.

Mahalo, brother. Have a great trip.

My team is terrible. I'm a year behind all 11 of you incredible players in this league so I expect to be last. I'm just not as bright either so maybe I can taco a league win one day. Otherwise...I'm just here to keep the vibes high.

 

[Chaka]

So, the Browns v Ravens game is on at Besta-Wan (seriously, if you're ever in SD this is a great locals spot) and realize that CBS isn't doing the "stat-crawl" on the bottom of the screen anymore. That is freaking awesome! I hate the crawl! I literally had a piece of cardboard that I would put on the bottom of the screen to block it out.

GO CBS!!!

 

[FarFromHome]

Win with honor.
Lose with grace.

Nice win team simply called Gary. Just a butt stomping. Kinda glad the production team couldn't locate you. On a positive note, like Joey in week 1, you guys ended it very early.

Onward!!!

 

[LawFitz]

Man, I have seen some unreal instant karma in my life, but nothing like me making fun of Chaka's pick of Caleb Williams by calling him twinkle toes, and the resultant lightning strike on Joe Burrow's bunyon. So much for my elite-QB advantage.

 

[Chaka]

Man, I have seen some unreal instant karma in my life, but nothing like me making fun of Chaka's pick of Caleb Williams by calling him twinkle toes, and the resultant lightning strike on Joe Burrow's bunyon. So much for my elite-QB advantage.

Losing Burrow just sucks all around. I really enjoy watching him play but, man he really has trouble staying on the field. They all seem like fluky injuries but, at this point he hasn't finished 3 of 6 seasons. Such a bummer.