Shuke's blog (2 Viewers)

[Capella]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Sorry, but it really wasn't.

"It Happened" "Ouch"

The thread had poems too chief.

Stolen poems, ThomasA

 

[shuke]

shuke,

do you like skinny ties?

Doesn't look all that "skinny". Horribly tied knot, BTW.

 

[Nipsey]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Did you invent any sandwiches?

Sure did. Reps meeting with wolfgang Puck to market to masses as we speak.

I swear on an entire crate of Bibles, I saw a purple Honda Prelude with the license plate "Nipsey" on Mopac the other day. I said aloud, "no f......g way...." and my wife was like, "Huh? What? Huh?"

where's Mopac? Valet must've stole my car.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Sorry, but it really wasn't.

"It Happened" "Ouch"

The thread had poems too chief.

Stolen poems, ThomasA

ZING!Isn't Darth Cheney the new ThomasA? I asked him once and he didn't answer.

 

[Joe T]

01/08/08

I just invented a new sandwhich, and I will call it The Shuke.

Hickory Smoked Honey Cured Turkey

Pepper Jack Cheese

Horseradish Mustard

Wheat Bread

I make this all the time. You can't invent this.

Nice try.

Yes, by you. I honestly have made this a lot. You need to be a bit more creative here.

Proof of prior art? You've "made this a lot" just like Joe T has "either personally prepared or personally witnessed the preparation of every rack of ribs" he's ever eaten.

You're still denying this is a fact?

 

[Nipsey]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Sorry, but it really wasn't.

"It Happened" "Ouch"

The thread had poems too chief.

Stolen poems, ThomasA

You looking to become a co-defendant in a lawsuit?

 

[Capella]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Sorry, but it really wasn't.

"It Happened" "Ouch"

The thread had poems too chief.

Stolen poems, ThomasA

ZING!Isn't Darth Cheney the new ThomasA? I asked him once and he didn't answer.

Wouldn't surprise me. That guy is a Yankee zealot.

 

[Capella]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Sorry, but it really wasn't.

"It Happened" "Ouch"

The thread had poems too chief.

Stolen poems, ThomasA

You looking to become a co-defendant in a lawsuit?

You don't have the balls.

 

[Nipsey]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Sorry, but it really wasn't.

"It Happened" "Ouch"

The thread had poems too chief.

Stolen poems, ThomasA

You looking to become a co-defendant in a lawsuit?

You don't have the balls.

See you in court, #####es.

 

[Colin Dowling]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Did you invent any sandwiches?

Sure did. Reps meeting with wolfgang Puck to market to masses as we speak.

I swear on an entire crate of Bibles, I saw a purple Honda Prelude with the license plate "Nipsey" on Mopac the other day. I said aloud, "no f......g way...." and my wife was like, "Huh? What? Huh?"

where's Mopac? Valet must've stole my car.

West side of Austin

 

[Capella]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Sorry, but it really wasn't.

"It Happened" "Ouch"

The thread had poems too chief.

Stolen poems, ThomasA

You looking to become a co-defendant in a lawsuit?

You don't have the balls.

See you in court, #####es.

Try to file an original document.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This is my favorite thread going.

 

[Nipsey]

My blog/personal thread was deleted after 2 pages. The fact that this thing has gotten into xxfrodobagginsxx territory is a slap in the face to the lurkers. Blatant shtick stealing going on here and the saddest thing is some of the youngsters reading will never know that.

Yours was just a grocery list, not a blog.

How DARE you. It was much more than that.

Did you invent any sandwiches?

Sure did. Reps meeting with wolfgang Puck to market to masses as we speak.

I swear on an entire crate of Bibles, I saw a purple Honda Prelude with the license plate "Nipsey" on Mopac the other day. I said aloud, "no f......g way...." and my wife was like, "Huh? What? Huh?"

where's Mopac? Valet must've stole my car.

West side of Austin

Ahh. That's Mr. Ham actually.

 

[Amigo de Fro]

shuke,

do you like thin ties?

 

[Joe T]

shuke,do you like thin ties?

 

[Dulymus Mudhounds]

Shuke,

Made a killer sammich last night. had homemade pizza night on Sunday and had pepperoni and canadian bacon left over. Here it was as layered:

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

long-sliced dill pickles

sliced cheddar

honey ham

maple-cured ready-to-eat bacon

Guldens spicy brown mustard

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

pepperoni

canadian bacon

more long-sliced dill pickles

hard salami (this made the sammich)

Guldens spice brown mustard

white bread

Some Archer Farms baked jerk-seasoned chips on the side

bud light

Watched Two and a Half Men rerun (such a great show)

relaxed.

What a great sammich and a great night.

Mud

 

[Joe T]

Shuke,

Made a killer sammich last night. had homemade pizza night on Sunday and had pepperoni and canadian bacon left over. Here it was as layered:

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

long-sliced dill pickles

sliced cheddar

honey ham

maple-cured ready-to-eat bacon

Guldens spicy brown mustard

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

pepperoni

canadian bacon

more long-sliced dill pickles

hard salami (this made the sammich)

Guldens spice brown mustard

white bread

Some Archer Farms baked jerk-seasoned chips on the side

bud light

Watched Two and a Half Men rerun (such a great show)

relaxed.

What a great sammich and a great night.

Mud

.... waiting

 

[Capella]

Mud Out

 

[B-Deep]

i glanced at this thread and thought the title said "shuke's hog"

I was not going to come in. then I saw my mistake and figured it was safe

 

[Capella]

This is my favorite thread going.

You put Shuke, Mr Pickles, Nipsey and the Corpse of Funny JoeT in one place, and it's usually a success.

 

[Dulymus Mudhounds]

Shuke,

Made a killer sammich last night. had homemade pizza night on Sunday and had pepperoni and canadian bacon left over. Here it was as layered:

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

long-sliced dill pickles

sliced cheddar

honey ham

maple-cured ready-to-eat bacon

Guldens spicy brown mustard

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

pepperoni

canadian bacon

more long-sliced dill pickles

hard salami (this made the sammich)

Guldens spice brown mustard

white bread

Some Archer Farms baked jerk-seasoned chips on the side

bud light

Watched Two and a Half Men rerun (such a great show)

relaxed.

What a great sammich and a great night.

Mud

.... waiting

No nagging woman around, beer and supersammich, Two and a Half Men. Great Wednesday night!!!!Mud

 

[Dulymus Mudhounds]

Mud Out

It's a new year, that shtick is played.Mud

 

[ScottNorwood]

Mud Out

It's a new year, that shtick is played.Mud

If you're not new, you're through.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This is my favorite thread going.

You put Shuke, Mr Pickles, Nipsey and the Corpse of Funny JoeT in one place, and it's usually a success.

Which means it probably has about 30 more minutes of life before we're all banned into oblivion.

 

[Nipsey]

This is my favorite thread going.

You put Shuke, Mr Pickles, Nipsey and the Corpse of Funny JoeT in one place, and it's usually a success.

I'm the meat in that sandwich.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mud Out

It's a new year, that shtick is played.Mud

to Mud for keeping it fresh.

 

[shuke]

01/08/08

I just invented a new sandwhich, and I will call it The Shuke.

Hickory Smoked Honey Cured Turkey

Pepper Jack Cheese

Horseradish Mustard

Wheat Bread

I make this all the time. You can't invent this.

Nice try.

Yes, by you. I honestly have made this a lot. You need to be a bit more creative here.

Proof of prior art? You've "made this a lot" just like Joe T has "either personally prepared or personally witnessed the preparation of every rack of ribs" he's ever eaten.

You're still denying this is a fact?

You're still claiming it as one?

 

[shuke]

shuke,do you like thin ties?

Yea, see, I don't get this.

 

[Joe T]

Shuke,

Made a killer sammich last night. had homemade pizza night on Sunday and had pepperoni and canadian bacon left over. Here it was as layered:

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

long-sliced dill pickles

sliced cheddar

honey ham

maple-cured ready-to-eat bacon

Guldens spicy brown mustard

white bread

Kraft reduced fat mayonnaise

pepperoni

canadian bacon

more long-sliced dill pickles

hard salami (this made the sammich)

Guldens spice brown mustard

white bread

Some Archer Farms baked jerk-seasoned chips on the side

bud light

Watched Two and a Half Men rerun (such a great show)

relaxed.

What a great sammich and a great night.

Mud

.... waiting

No nagging woman around, beer and supersammich, Two and a Half Men. Great Wednesday night!!!!Mud

 

[Joe T]

01/08/08

I just invented a new sandwhich, and I will call it The Shuke.

Hickory Smoked Honey Cured Turkey

Pepper Jack Cheese

Horseradish Mustard

Wheat Bread

I make this all the time. You can't invent this.

Nice try.

Yes, by you. I honestly have made this a lot. You need to be a bit more creative here.

Proof of prior art? You've "made this a lot" just like Joe T has "either personally prepared or personally witnessed the preparation of every rack of ribs" he's ever eaten.

You're still denying this is a fact?

You're still claiming it as one?

Absolutely. Even watched as melly prepared the ones at MHII. He can attest to this.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

01/08/08

I just invented a new sandwhich, and I will call it The Shuke.

Hickory Smoked Honey Cured Turkey

Pepper Jack Cheese

Horseradish Mustard

Wheat Bread

I make this all the time. You can't invent this.

Nice try.

Yes, by you. I honestly have made this a lot. You need to be a bit more creative here.

Proof of prior art? You've "made this a lot" just like Joe T has "either personally prepared or personally witnessed the preparation of every rack of ribs" he's ever eaten.

You're still denying this is a fact?

You're still claiming it as one?

Absolutely. Even watched as melly prepared the ones at MHII. He can attest to this.

Witness.

 

[Amigo de Fro]

shuke,do you like thin ties?

Yea, see, I don't get this.

looks like the cinci area has finnaly brought you down to their collective brain power level

 

[Capella]

This is my favorite thread going.

You put Shuke, Mr Pickles, Nipsey and the Corpse of Funny JoeT in one place, and it's usually a success.

Which means it probably has about 30 more minutes of life before we're all banned into oblivion.

Homer @ RJ fired up and set to go.

 

[Marc Levin]

This is my favorite thread going.

You put Shuke, Mr Pickles, Nipsey and the Corpse of Funny JoeT in one place, and it's usually a success.

I'm the meat in that sandwich.

Nipsey = genius.

 

[Nipsey]

Do we have a master list of who invented what shtick? That way we could avoid tragedies like this one.

Also, we should have a thread where we can announce what real life jokes/shtick we invented that went national. I made up the "looky-looky balls on hooky" joke around May '78 and just last week i overheard the joke being told at a local pub. I didn't really have any way to prove to the joke stealer that I made it up but with a thread here i could simply hand out the url and problem solved.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Do we have a master list of who invented what shtick? That way we could avoid tragedies like this one. Also, we should have a thread where we can announce what real life jokes/shtick we invented that went national. I made up the "looky-looky balls on hooky" joke around May '78 and just last week i overheard the joke being told at a local pub. I didn't really have any way to prove to the joke stealer that I made it up but with a thread here i could simply hand out the url and problem solved.

I declared all of my shtick public domain in '06. It wasn't worth tracking people down anymore.I'm a giver, I am.

 

[Amigo de Fro]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

I've been doing that one since age 13.

 

[Nipsey]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

If it involves a croquette mallet you didn't "invent" anything.

 

[Joe T]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

 

[Nipsey]

Nipsey = genius.

if anyone needs a sig....

 

[Amigo de Fro]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

I've been doing that one since age 13.

does your's involve medicinal hot oils extracted from Japanese stuff?

 

[Joe T]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

This is better schtick than shuke inventing a bread, turkey, and cheese sandwich.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

This is better schtick than shuke inventing a bread, turkey, and cheese sandwich.

I call it "sandwich."

 

[ScottNorwood]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

I've been doing that one since age 13.

does your's involve medicinal hot oils extracted from Japanese stuff?

Is Japanese Stuff the name of a dirty magazine?

 

[Capella]

I gave the world so much shtick in the great baseball draught of 04 that it's a shame I'm not being compensated for it.

Nerds, relax

 

[Marc Levin]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

I've been doing that one since age 13.

does your's involve medicinal hot oils extracted from Japanese stuff?

Or two people?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I gave the world so much shtick in the great baseball draught of 04 that it's a shame I'm not being compensated for it.Nerds, relax

That's a good one.

 

[Amigo de Fro]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

I've been doing that one since age 13.

does your's involve medicinal hot oils extracted from Japanese stuff?

Is Japanese Stuff the name of a dirty magazine?

At age 13 all you need is a some alone time and "The Price is Right"

 

[ScottNorwood]

I invented a new kind of sensual massage.

I've been doing that one since age 13.

does your's involve medicinal hot oils extracted from Japanese stuff?

Is Japanese Stuff the name of a dirty magazine?

At age 13 all you need is a some alone time and "The Price is Right"

I liked Just the 10 of Us