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[K-funk]

Women should bake cakes and not tell men what to eat.

I do both. Well.

 

[mr. furley]

I think I'm going to buy a T-shirt gun. I would just walk down the streets, and people would come out of their homes jumping and screaming, and I'd shoot T-shirts at the lucky ones.

POTMFY

inferior Stalker

fixed.

it's a fan club, not an obsession.

Where do we sign up for this?

Peyton Marino is currently reviewing applications

 

[Peyton Marino]

I think I'm going to buy a T-shirt gun. I would just walk down the streets, and people would come out of their homes jumping and screaming, and I'd shoot T-shirts at the lucky ones.

POTMFY

inferior Stalker

fixed.

it's a fan club, not an obsession.

Where do we sign up for this?

Peyton Marino is currently reviewing applications

the guy's certainly got some credentials, but i'm on the fence right now. i'm gonna send his app over for you to take a look at it.

 

[Ned]

Is there a better lunchtime activity than going to Target, buying a bag of popcorn, and just walking around looking at the hot babes shopping there? I don't even look at products, just people. It's like some kind of MILF zoo that you go to.

love this

 

[Tigran Petrosian]

Sara Bareilles is now in my top 5.

Update? I hope you've changed your mind on this.

 

[shuke]

Sara Bareilles is now in my top 5.

Update? I hope you've changed your mind on this.

Currently at #37.

 

[shuke]

Updated cornhole list

Urbanhack

Aaron Rudniki

Scupper

Mr. Pickles

GM

TRE

Jethro Q. Walrustitty

JZilla

Britney Spears

Gatorman

Ken Maxwell

jplvr

Joe T

mex/cgrdrjoe

Funkley

Red Raiders

Jefferson the Caregiver

Wilked

Homer J. Simpson

Verbal Kint

cheese

bigfun54

Wampuscat43

Bonzai

Big Papi

Patriot John

Jafo

BigJohn

Trogg78

 

[BigJohn]

Updated cornhole list

Urbanhack

Aaron Rudniki

Scupper

Mr. Pickles

GM

TRE

Jethro Q. Walrustitty

JZilla

Britney Spears

Gatorman

Ken Maxwell

jplvr

Joe T

mex/cgrdrjoe

Funkley

Red Raiders

Jefferson the Caregiver

Wilked

Homer J. Simpson

Verbal Kint

cheese

bigfun54

Wampuscat43

Bonzai

Big Papi

Patriot John

Jafo

BigJohn

Trogg78

This list really needs to be engraved on an "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" tub. Keep it updated like the Stanley Cup.

 

[Otis]

Updated cornhole list

It was really good hanging with you in NYC that time.

 

[mr. furley]

that list in order of favorites or just most recent?

 

[urbanhack]

list in order of favorites

 

[mex]

list in order of favorites

I shared cheese curds and a shower with Shuke

 

[Tick]

Updated cornhole list

It was really good hanging with you in NYC that time.

BURN!!

 

[shuke]

list in order of favorites

I shared cheese curds and a shower with Shuke

wat?

 

[mex]

list in order of favorites

I shared cheese curds and a shower with Shuke

wat?

Washing in the lake down????

 

[shuke]

list in order of favorites

I shared cheese curds and a shower with Shuke

wat?

Washing in the lake down????

Washing in the same lake at various points <> "sharing a shower with"

 

[Verbal Kint]

Is anyone else reminded of Vince Vaughn and the clingy chick from Wedding Crashers?

 

[Verbal Kint]

Is anyone else reminded of Vince Vaughn and the clingy chick from Wedding Crashers?

Or maybe Army of Darkness?

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

 

[Al Czervik]

Is there a better lunchtime activity than going to Target, buying a bag of popcorn, and just walking around looking at the hot babes shopping there? I don't even look at products, just people. It's like some kind of MILF zoo that you go to.

It's almost lunchtime :(

 

[trogg78]

Have you been to the new fatburger on Madison Rd?

I just went for lunch and was very pleased. It was like a Johnny Rockets without all the Neo-Fascist memorabilia. I had to wait 20 minutes cause it was packed. The burger was great.

 

[shuke]

12/12/08 Mashed Potatoes

Wow. Who would have ever thought that Friday's would have such good mashed potatoes. And an airport Friday's at that. I mean, WOW.

 

[drummer]

I've been waiting for this.

 

[shuke]

01/07/09

I have mastered soap fusion.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

 

[shuke]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

I like your style. Thanks for the advice.

 

[Otis]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

A good purchase?

 

[mr. furley]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

but you're blending different scents here. you're really playing with an aromatic fire, if you will.perhaps this is the reason i have been noticing the smell of electric car racetrack overuse in the office lately.. the lady who sits next to me must be a blender.

 

[Verbal Kint]

They still make bar soap?

 

[~Haze~]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

Why are you still using bars of soap?

 

[BigJohn]

They still make bar soap?

You can have all your froo froo body washes. I'll take my Irish Spring bar soap every day of the week.

 

[Verbal Kint]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

Why are you still using bars of soap?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I prefer bar soap. More friction for a deeper clean.

 

[moby fan]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

This deserves a post? What took you so long?

 

[mex]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

This deserves a post? What took you so long?

never question genius

 

[moby fan]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

This deserves a post? What took you so long?

never question genius

Noted for when that comes up.

 

[Verbal Kint]

I prefer bar soap. More friction for a deeper clean.

Ok, I'll bite. How deep?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I prefer bar soap. More friction for a deeper clean.

Ok, I'll bite. How deep?

Beyond skin deep.

 

[Verbal Kint]

I prefer bar soap. More friction for a deeper clean.

Ok, I'll bite. How deep?

Beyond skin deep.

I just wanted to clarify. Are you referring to exfoliation or penetration?

 

[Red Eyed and Blue]

They still make bar soap?

There's an alternative???

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I prefer bar soap. More friction for a deeper clean.

Ok, I'll bite. How deep?

Beyond skin deep.

I just wanted to clarify. Are you referring to exfoliation or penetration?

Honestly, I don't even know anymore.

 

[Red Eyed and Blue]

I prefer bar soap. More friction for a deeper clean.

Ok, I'll bite. How deep?

Beyond skin deep.

Nigel's Soap.

 

[shuke]

01/07/09

I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

A good purchase?

Yes.

–verb (used with object)

1. to acquire by the payment of money or its equivalent; buy.

2. to acquire by effort, sacrifice, flattery, etc.

3. to influence by a bribe.

4. to be sufficient to buy: Twenty dollars purchases a subscription.

5. Law. to acquire (land or other property) by means other than inheritance.

6. to move, haul, or raise, esp. by applying mechanical power.

7. to get a leverage on; apply a lever, pulley, or other aid to.

8. Obsolete. to procure, acquire, or obtain.

–verb (used without object)

9. to buy something.

–noun

10. acquisition by the payment of money or its equivalent; buying, or a single act of buying.

11. something that is purchased or bought.

12. something purchased, with respect to value in relation to price; buy: At three for a dollar they seemed like a good purchase.

13. Law. the acquisition of land or other property by means other than inheritance.

14. acquisition by means of effort, labor, etc.: the purchase of comfort at the price of freedom.

15. a lever, pulley, or other device that provides mechanical advantage or power for moving or raising a heavy object.

16. an effective hold or position for applying power in moving or raising a heavy object; leverage.

17. any means of applying or increasing power, influence, etc.

18. the annual return or rent from land.

19. a firm grip or grasp, footing, etc., on something.

20. Obsolete. booty.

 

[shuke]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

but you're blending different scents here. you're really playing with an aromatic fire, if you will.perhaps this is the reason i have been noticing the smell of electric car racetrack overuse in the office lately.. the lady who sits next to me must be a blender.

How many different varieties of soap do you have in your home? Do you change every time?

 

[shuke]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

Why are you still using bars of soap?

To clean my body, Einstein.

 

[Verbal Kint]

They still make bar soap?

There's an alternative???

http://www.soapalternatives.com/

 

[shuke]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

This deserves a post? What took you so long?

Who said it took long?

 

[Moe Green]

I prefer bar soap. More friction for a deeper clean.

Those Irish Spring bars with the grains of sand (or whatever) in them are

 

[Otis]

01/07/09

I have mastered soap fusion.

Going out on a limb here, but does this have to do with the last sliver of a bar soap that you don't want to waste, so you "fuse" it to a new bar? Please tell me this is what you're talking about. If not, I'm embarrassed.

Of course it is.One of the keys to success is not waiting until it's only a sliver, though. You want some meat on there for good purchase.

A good purchase?

Yes.

–verb (used with object)

1. to acquire by the payment of money or its equivalent; buy.

2. to acquire by effort, sacrifice, flattery, etc.

3. to influence by a bribe.

4. to be sufficient to buy: Twenty dollars purchases a subscription.

5. Law. to acquire (land or other property) by means other than inheritance.

6. to move, haul, or raise, esp. by applying mechanical power.

7. to get a leverage on; apply a lever, pulley, or other aid to.

8. Obsolete. to procure, acquire, or obtain.

–verb (used without object)

9. to buy something.

–noun

10. acquisition by the payment of money or its equivalent; buying, or a single act of buying.

11. something that is purchased or bought.

12. something purchased, with respect to value in relation to price; buy: At three for a dollar they seemed like a good purchase.

13. Law. the acquisition of land or other property by means other than inheritance.

14. acquisition by means of effort, labor, etc.: the purchase of comfort at the price of freedom.

15. a lever, pulley, or other device that provides mechanical advantage or power for moving or raising a heavy object.

16. an effective hold or position for applying power in moving or raising a heavy object; leverage.

17. any means of applying or increasing power, influence, etc.

18. the annual return or rent from land.

19. a firm grip or grasp, footing, etc., on something.

20. Obsolete. booty.

Ah. That's the real reason for this blog update. Admit it.

 

[moby fan]

01/07/09I have mastered soap fusion.

This deserves a post? What took you so long?

Who said it took long?

The time stamp.