Snickers are basically the worst candy bar, right? (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Has to be way worse than pretty much every other candy bar, right?* Give me a 100 Grand, Kit Kat, 3 Muskateers, Baby Ruth even a basic Hershey's with almonds any day over a Snickers. Snickers are so overly sweet and chewy they feel like work, like punishment. Lke "Otis, you weren't hustling on that play, go run five suicides and eat a Snickers."

Don't get me wrong, I'd still eat one if confronted with only this and no other option. But they're definitely bottom rung.

*Note, I'm not counting that abomination Mounds as a viable candy bar.

 

[sho nuff]

3 musketeers are so much worse than Snickers.

 

[MaxThreshold]

You're crazy. Snickers and Watchamacallit are the best. And Twix.

I will fist fight you over this.

 

[shadyridr]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

 

[NutterButter]

Snickers are one of my favs. The peanut butter snickers might be the best candy.

 

[Otis]

3 musketeers are so much worse than Snickers.

I used to think this, and then I wasn't 12 anymore and developed good taste.

 

[Otis]

You're crazy. Snickers and Watchamacallit are the best. And Twix.

I will fist fight you over this.

Definitely willing to throw down.

 

[Dexter]

Wrong.

 

[MaxThreshold]

3 musketeers are so much worse than Snickers.

I used to think this, and then I wasn't 12 anymore and developed good taste.

That's highly debatable.

 

[NutterButter]

I'd suggest a poll, but I don't think it will turn out the way you'd like

 

[Otis]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

 

[Otis]

Snickers are one of my favs. The peanut butter snickers might be the best candy.

Oh god I ate one of those accidentally from my kid's Halloween candy. It's a poor man's Reese's, and awful.

 

[sho nuff]

You probably like payday.

Maybe a nutrition all....zero.

 

[John Bender]

pretty much the only "candy" or candy bar I'll eat. Snickers are phenomenal.

 

[Otis]

I'd suggest a poll, but I don't think it will turn out the way you'd like

The way I'd like for it to turn out is for me to be surrounded by a bunch of rubes in this world who like Snickers, thusly driving up the price of Snickers and down the prices of all the good candy bars.

 

[Otis]

pretty much the only "candy" or candy bar I'll eat. Snickers are phenomenal.

Started drinking early tonight GB?

 

[Otis]

You probably like payday.

Maybe a nutrition all....zero.

Good stuff.

 

[NutterButter]

I'd suggest a poll, but I don't think it will turn out the way you'd like

The way I'd like for it to turn out is for me to be surrounded by a bunch of rubes in this world who like Snickers, thusly driving up the price of Snickers and down the prices of all the good

candy bars.

>$1M house. Concerned about the price of candy bars.

 

[kevzilla]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

 

[Otis]

I'd suggest a poll, but I don't think it will turn out the way you'd like

The way I'd like for it to turn out is for me to be surrounded by a bunch of rubes in this world who like Snickers, thusly driving up the price of Snickers and down the prices of all the good

candy bars.

>$1M house. Concerned about the price of candy bars.

Why are you spying on me???

PS... got a nice bonus and raise last week

 

[Otis]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH

 

[Otis]

I seriously just reported Zilla. I haven't used the report button maybe in a decade.

 

[captain_amazing]

A frozen snickers bar dipped in hot coffee is amazing.

 

[belljr]

Milky way dark

 

[Steed]

And that was the day he officially stopped denying he was Otis and came out of the closet as DiabOtis

 

[Otis]

Be honest, you guys chase these sludgebars with Tums, right? I don't know how you otherwise would beat the heartburn.

 

[Otis]

Milky way dark

Oh, good one.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Terrible schtick here.

 

[Otis]

And that was the day he officially stopped denying he was Otis and came out of the closet as DiabOtis

This is seriously funny to someone? Well actually, if we're talking about someone with sufficient taste and perspective that they think Snickers are good, it makes perfect sense.

 

[Otis]

Terrible schtick here.

Oh hi welcome to the thread. We're not doing shtick. Go to the politics threads for that. Or the terrorism thread where dudes want to keep New York City safe by dropping hot dog pamphlets in Baghdad.

 

[Cjw_55106]

What's next?

Worst soda: Coke

Worst food: Pizza

I suppose you're a Ginger guy and not Mary Ann too?

 

[sho nuff]

You probably like payday.

Maybe a nutrition all....zero.

Good stuff.

Nutrition all was a great autocorrect.

nut roll is what I was going for...

 

[sho nuff]

Milky way dark

Definitely the best.

Just picked up a bag of miniatures

 

[belljr]

What's next?

Worst soda: Coke

Worst food: Pizza

I suppose you're a Ginger guy and not Mary Ann too?

Coke sucks

 

[mr roboto]

Milky way dark

Oh, good one.

Yes. This is the best thing out there.

 

[Otis]

Milky way dark

Oh, good one.

Yes. This is the best thing out there.

Big fan. Any bar with dark chocolate is a bar that is too sophisticated for pubescent nerds.

 

[sho nuff]

3 musketeers are so much worse than Snickers.

An argument could be made for the others listed. 3 Musketeers is pretty much Milky Way and both are

At least milky way adds the caramel.

And dark milky way are so good

 

[Gopher State]

Has to be way worse than pretty much every other candy bar, right?* Give me a 100 Grand, Kit Kat, 3 Muskateers, Baby Ruth even a basic Hershey's with almonds any day over a Snickers. Snickers are so overly sweet and chewy they feel like work, like punishment. Lke "Otis, you weren't hustling on that play, go run five suicides and eat a Snickers."

Don't get me wrong, I'd still eat one if confronted with only this and no other option. But they're definitely bottom rung.

*Note, I'm not counting that abomination Mounds as a viable candy bar.

Their not bad, but if you eat a whole bag at one sitting, yes

 

[Otis]

Has to be way worse than pretty much every other candy bar, right?* Give me a 100 Grand, Kit Kat, 3 Muskateers, Baby Ruth even a basic Hershey's with almonds any day over a Snickers. Snickers are so overly sweet and chewy they feel like work, like punishment. Lke "Otis, you weren't hustling on that play, go run five suicides and eat a Snickers."

Don't get me wrong, I'd still eat one if confronted with only this and no other option. But they're definitely bottom rung.

*Note, I'm not counting that abomination Mounds as a viable candy bar.

Their not bad, but if you eat a whole bag at one sitting, yes

You should be banned from any candy bar journalism for 6 months.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

All dark chocolate candy bars & Baby Ruths prison rape Snickers while his sister and mom watch.

3 Muskateers are Snickers ugly cousin with the overbite though.

 

[matuski]

Are York Peppermint Patties considered candy bars?

Because nothing beats a cold YPP.

 

[Snoopy]

FYI, Milky Way Midnight is a rebranded Forever Yours bar from the 70s.

 

[Tau837]

3 Musketeers is in the bottom tier of candy bars :X

Snickers >>>>>>>>>> 3 Musketeers

This alone invalidates Otis's entire post, although Baby Ruth and Hershey's with Almonds are solid choices.

 

[Snoopy]

And anything with coconut in it like Almond Joy is the worst.

 

[Otis]

And anything with coconut in it like Almond Joy is the worst.

First good post in the thread.

And love the avatar and username. Huge fan.

 

[Limp Ditka]

It's a fine candy bar, hardly the worst, but it's no 100 Grand.

 

[joffer]

Cold snickers are the bomb

 

[Otis]

Cold snickers are the bomb

I'll be honest. In high school they had the ice cream Snickers in our cafeteria, and I crushed them almost daily. But to be clear, that's COMPLETELY different from a Snickers bar.

 

[belljr]

Cold snickers are the bomb

I'll be honest. In high school they had the ice cream Snickers in our cafeteria, and I crushed them almost daily. But to be clear, that's COMPLETELY different from a Snickers bar.

Cold snickers is not an ice cream snickers

 

[Ghost Rider]

Snickers are blah.

And peanut better, including anything containing it, is disgusting.