Seems like the right place for this. Can't believe the clip isn't on youtube (that I could find).
Mrs Non-Smoker: Oohh hello, Mrs Smoker.
Mrs Smoker: Hello Mrs Non-Smoker.
What, you been shopping then?
Nope ... I've been shopping!
What d'you buy?
A piston engine!
What d'you buy that for?
It was a bargain!
How much d'you want for it?
Three quid!
Done. (she hands over the money)
Thank you.
How d'you cook it?
You don't cook it.
You can't eat that raw!
Ooooh ... never thought of that.
Aren't you too old for this?
