Stupid Baby Names (3 Viewers)

[TxBuckeye]

Girl who cut my hair was making small talk. She tells me she has a boy named "King" and a girl named "Mercedes"

How do the fathers feel about that?

Doubt they even know they have a kid.

 

[Wrigley]

You slapped the parents, right?

 

[Keerock]

Girl who cut my hair was making small talk. She tells me she has a boy named "King" and a girl named "Mercedes"

How do the fathers feel about that?

Doubt they even know they have a kid.

 

[Grahamburn]

Merfer.

 

[Sarnoff]

http://imgur.com/uoMEn1C

Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn Sparks, who apparently has a sister Khayleigh-Huntyr Madisyn.

 

[B Maverick]

There is a kid named Abcde

prononced Ab Si dy

 

[The Hank]

http://imgur.com/uoMEn1C

Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn Sparks, who apparently has a sister Khayleigh-Huntyr Madisyn.

oh for ####'s sake

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Has a ruling been issued on Julian?

My wife Julian-ed some potatoes last night

 

[Kal El]

Heard one on the radio the other day: Jayceon (pronounced Jason).

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How about Mears?

Like the old racey car guy.

 

[RBM]

http://imgur.com/uoMEn1C

Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn Sparks, who apparently has a sister Khayleigh-Huntyr Madisyn.

Jesus

 

[Joe Summer]

How about Mears?

Like the old racey car guy.

Only if your dad is Bob Swerski.

 

[Sarnoff]

http://imgur.com/uoMEn1C

Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn Sparks, who apparently has a sister Khayleigh-Huntyr Madisyn.

Jesus

I think you mean Khjesus.

 

[zed2283]

http://imgur.com/uoMEn1C

Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn Sparks, who apparently has a sister Khayleigh-Huntyr Madisyn.

First comment: "Her name is way too khamplykhatyd."

 

[GTBilly]

And how does one usually spell your name kiddo?

Usually incorrectly.

 

[Amused to Death]

Goofy boy names.

Its Carlin so....language NSFW.

 

[zed2283]

Found out on fb a woman I graduated high school with named her son Tristan. And she wonders why he turned out gay?

Added to the list.

 

[El Floppo]

Found out on fb a woman I graduated high school with named her son Tristan. And she wonders why he turned out gay?

Added to the list.

We have friends with a son named Tristan. Good people, good kid, ok name- if Arthurian legend is your thing.

 

[Super King]

Found out on fb a woman I graduated high school with named her son Tristan. And she wonders why he turned out gay?

Added to the list.

I have a friend named Tristan (hes 29)

 

[RandyDB]

My son has a friend named Tristen, who gets the crap beat out of him weekly.

 

[Hagger]

I have some neighbors whose sons are Rockwell and Jet.

 

[the moops]

I have some neighbors whose sons are Rockwell and Jet.

Those are some good names. I like

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have some neighbors whose sons are Rockwell and Jet.

Is somebody watching him?

 

[zed2283]

I have some neighbors whose sons are Rockwell and Jet.

Is somebody watching him?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have some neighbors whose sons are Rockwell and Jet.

Is his father as bold as the sergeant major?

 

[Hagger]

I have some neighbors whose sons are Rockwell and Jet.

Those are some good names. I like

Brady is that you? This is awkward.

 

[zed2283]

Found out on fb a woman I graduated high school with named her son Tristan. And she wonders why he turned out gay?

Added to the list.

Turns out her other boy is named Hayden.

Added to the list.

 

[Annyong]

Heard one on the radio the other day: Jayceon (pronounced Jason).

How'd you hear how it was spelled on the radio?

 

[Statcruncher]

Heard one on the radio the other day: Jayceon (pronounced Jason).

How'd you hear how it was spelled on the radio?

He has a Braille radio.

 

[bushdocda]

Kid at my sons 4 yo soccer class is named Beckam.

Another kid is dressed in full Messi outfit and jersey and has now spent the past 4 classes clinging to his dad's leg.

 

[Annyong]

Kid at my sons 4 yo soccer class is named Beckam.

Another kid is dressed in full Messi outfit and jersey and has now spent the past 4 classes clinging to his dad's leg.

When I was in high school, some kid named Kip wore a full White Sox uniform to varsity tryouts. I think he's a meteorologist now.

That reminds me, I should look up that kid that used to eat grass at peewee football practice. He's prolly doing great things now.

 

[Bri]

La-a pronounced Ladasha

Yep, seriously

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

La-a pronounced Ladasha

Yep, seriously

No. Not seriously at all.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My son has a friend named Tristen, who gets the crap beat out of him weekly.

I've got a student named Tristen that was the local 7-8th grade football all-star team. All the girls are after him.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Wife's co-worker just named her son Maverick.

ETA: I see it's already there.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How about Mears?

Like the old racey car guy.

Mears is a perfectly fine last name.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have some neighbors whose sons are Rockwell and Jet.

Build goalposts in your back yard.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How about Mears?

Like the old racey car guy.

And the new racey car guy?

There is also another side of that family that is somewhat sketchy.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How about Mears?

Like the old racey car guy.

And the new racey car guy?

There is also another side of that family that is somewhat sketchy.

I dunno. I just know Rick from watching the 500 back in the 80s when people still cared about it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How about Mears?

Like the old racey car guy.

And the new racey car guy?

There is also another side of that family that is somewhat sketchy.

I dunno. I just know Rick from watching the 500 back in the 80s when people still cared about it.

Rick Mears

Rick's older brother Roger

Roger's son Casey

Nirvana/Foo Fighter Pat Smear (no relation)

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think my wife got a Pat Smear last week

 

[the moops]

La-a pronounced Ladasha

Yep, seriously

Internet just made its way to you?

 

[Bri]

Never heard of that louisiana story, there's a local girl with that name

Id guess she's 6 or 7

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Never heard of that louisiana story, there's a local girl with that name

Id guess she's 6 or 7

No there isn't.

 

[D in the D]

Posted this in the hockey thread as well, but there shouldn't be much debate on how bad this is IMO. By the way, we are talking about a boy here.

Love Zetterberg.

http://www.wxyz.com/news/red-wings-captain-henrik-zetterberg-and-wife-emma-welcome-new-baby-love-zetterberg

 

[Nugget]

Elliette

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never heard of that louisiana story, there's a local girl with that name

Id guess she's 6 or 7

No there isn't.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

No idea how they spell it but a girl in my son's 1st grade class is named Majority. I am sure I will see the spelling at some point in the next few weeks on a birthday list or something.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Swayde

 

[El Floppo]

Swayde

ooooh... I hope it's like Patrick's last name.