Summerpalooza VIII: Music + Fantasy Football BENCHES? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING BENCHES! (3 Viewers)

[Mrs. Rannous]

Also picked up Taysom Hill, TE NO.

Blueberry Hill

Fats Domino · Fats Domino Swings · Song · 1959

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[Eephus]

Spoiler: Answering Eephus about Aaron Glenn using board quotes

Six games seems like an awfully short leash especially for a Jets team without high expectations coming into the season. I haven't watched them but the scoreboard suggests they've at least been in most of their games.

One would think that. And yet all I seemed to hear Sunday was every fan of every other team . . . hold on, let me fetch it. I'll comment below the corresponding quote

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?

this was just a random drive that looked as pointless as the commenter made it sound

Had a feeling it was a fake. Is Breece usually on Special teams? That's probably why Denver coach was going nuts.

No. That's why they all freaking knew.

this is in response to the coach leaving his starting running back and starting offensive line in the game to run a "fake punt" from our own 37 (yes) with 1:48 on the clock. I put fake punt in quotes because in order to deceive someone they have to think you might punt it. Breece Hall is your upback that is protecting the punter and your long snapper isn't in the game? Oh. Well, you could say that Coach is risky. Coach believes in his guys! I will post video in the next post to disabuse you of that notion. The following are the comments about the 1:48 left in the half:

What in the blue hell are the jets doing?

Gutless

Jets are incompetent

Even the UK fans know what they are watching.

LOL at the Jets. Their poor fans, having to endure this franchise.

I dont get it...like they were playing just to kill the half. Might as well try a hail Mary there with a couple seconds left

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

WTF was that? How do you not run a play there. Just throw a hail mary. I almost feel bad for Fields. Like he's not helping, but it almost feels like he somehow ended up with a worse HC than Eberflus was.

I guess the Hail Mary was too dangerous?

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?

This guy is less intelligent and about twice as stubborn as Tomlin

I don't understand how Tomlin and this dude are even in the same sentence.

Fire the coach. Embarrassing

That has to be the worst coached first half I have ever seen and some how the Jets are only down four points.

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

So have I. I realized it Week One nearly immediately.

Click the link below. It'll show you the line if you hover.

Anger is a gift?

Did not know the Titans already fired Callahan and the Jets hired him as their coach. Because that last series had Brian Callahan written all over it.

The jets are playing a different game where you get points for making people confused or furious

The Jets are hilarious man. Those fans should just find something else to do.

It goes on and on and on

It's the Jets

 

[rockaction]

Spoiler: Answering Eephus about Aaron Glenn using board quotes

Six games seems like an awfully short leash especially for a Jets team without high expectations coming into the season. I haven't watched them but the scoreboard suggests they've at least been in most of their games.

One would think that. And yet all I seemed to hear Sunday was every fan of every other team . . . hold on, let me fetch it. I'll comment below the corresponding quote

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?

this was just a random drive that looked as pointless as the commenter made it sound

Had a feeling it was a fake. Is Breece usually on Special teams? That's probably why Denver coach was going nuts.

No. That's why they all freaking knew.

this is in response to the coach leaving his starting running back and starting offensive line in the game to run a "fake punt" from our own 37 (yes) with 1:48 on the clock. I put fake punt in quotes because in order to deceive someone they have to think you might punt it. Breece Hall is your upback that is protecting the punter and your long snapper isn't in the game? Oh. Well, you could say that Coach is risky. Coach believes in his guys! I will post video in the next post to disabuse you of that notion. The following are the comments about the 1:48 left in the half:

What in the blue hell are the jets doing?

Gutless

Jets are incompetent

Even the UK fans know what they are watching.

LOL at the Jets. Their poor fans, having to endure this franchise.

I dont get it...like they were playing just to kill the half. Might as well try a hail Mary there with a couple seconds left

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

WTF was that? How do you not run a play there. Just throw a hail mary. I almost feel bad for Fields. Like he's not helping, but it almost feels like he somehow ended up with a worse HC than Eberflus was.

I guess the Hail Mary was too dangerous?

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?

This guy is less intelligent and about twice as stubborn as Tomlin

I don't understand how Tomlin and this dude are even in the same sentence.

Fire the coach. Embarrassing

That has to be the worst coached first half I have ever seen and some how the Jets are only down four points.

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

So have I. I realized it Week One nearly immediately.

Click the link below. It'll show you the line if you hover.

Anger is a gift?

Did not know the Titans already fired Callahan and the Jets hired him as their coach. Because that last series had Brian Callahan written all over it.

The jets are playing a different game where you get points for making people confused or furious

The Jets are hilarious man. Those fans should just find something else to do.

It goes on and on and on

It's the Jets

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Spoiler: Answering Eephus about Aaron Glenn using board quotes

Six games seems like an awfully short leash especially for a Jets team without high expectations coming into the season. I haven't watched them but the scoreboard suggests they've at least been in most of their games.

One would think that. And yet all I seemed to hear Sunday was every fan of every other team . . . hold on, let me fetch it. I'll comment below the corresponding quote

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?

this was just a random drive that looked as pointless as the commenter made it sound

Had a feeling it was a fake. Is Breece usually on Special teams? That's probably why Denver coach was going nuts.

No. That's why they all freaking knew.

this is in response to the coach leaving his starting running back and starting offensive line in the game to run a "fake punt" from our own 37 (yes) with 1:48 on the clock. I put fake punt in quotes because in order to deceive someone they have to think you might punt it. Breece Hall is your upback that is protecting the punter and your long snapper isn't in the game? Oh. Well, you could say that Coach is risky. Coach believes in his guys! I will post video in the next post to disabuse you of that notion. The following are the comments about the 1:48 left in the half:

What in the blue hell are the jets doing?

Gutless

Jets are incompetent

Even the UK fans know what they are watching.

LOL at the Jets. Their poor fans, having to endure this franchise.

I dont get it...like they were playing just to kill the half. Might as well try a hail Mary there with a couple seconds left

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

WTF was that? How do you not run a play there. Just throw a hail mary. I almost feel bad for Fields. Like he's not helping, but it almost feels like he somehow ended up with a worse HC than Eberflus was.

I guess the Hail Mary was too dangerous?

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?

This guy is less intelligent and about twice as stubborn as Tomlin

I don't understand how Tomlin and this dude are even in the same sentence.

Fire the coach. Embarrassing

That has to be the worst coached first half I have ever seen and some how the Jets are only down four points.

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

So have I. I realized it Week One nearly immediately.

Click the link below. It'll show you the line if you hover.

Anger is a gift?

Did not know the Titans already fired Callahan and the Jets hired him as their coach. Because that last series had Brian Callahan written all over it.

The jets are playing a different game where you get points for making people confused or furious

The Jets are hilarious man. Those fans should just find something else to do.

It goes on and on and on

It's the Jets

When my boss texts during a game ranting “how can they do that?” I just respond “Jets”.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Added

WR Tez Johnson - Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Yes I'm Changing

Tame Impala · Currents · Song · 2015

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[Don Quixote]

He’s logged a couple of practices, so I re-added Joey Slye, K, Titans

For those who did not use the opportunity to pick him up, thank you for letting me be myself again…

https://spotify.link/dObbO4EIwXb

 

[Eephus]

Added

WR Tez Johnson - Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Yes I'm Changing

Tame Impala · Currents · Song · 2015

open.spotify.com

New Tame Impala album dropping tonight

 

[Truebluey]

It can't be any fun waking up on Friday morning to see Ja'Marr Chase, Flacco, Rogers, or Freiermuth starting against you.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Added Sterling Shepard, WR TB

Song: Sterling -- Strand of Oaks

Sterling

Strand of Oaks · Pope Killdragon · Song · 2010

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[landrys hat]

added Jacoby Brissett - QB ARZ
Meat Puppets - Touchdown King

Touchdown King

Meat Puppets · Monsters · Song · 1989

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[Long Ball Larry]

Added TENNESSEE DEF

Tennessee - Allan Rayman

Added Cleveland DEF

Kinda failed last week, but gotta keep them for this crazy game vs MIA

The Winds of War - Jedi Mind Tricks

Added Houston DEF

For the second time.

Guess Who’s Back - Scarface

 

[kupcho1]

Dropped Filthadelphia and added Atlanta along with

So Into You

Atlanta Rhythm Section · A Rock And Roll Alternative · Song · 1976

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[Eephus]

Run on defenses

 

[kupcho1]

Picked up Marvin Mims / WR / DEN (again) who played his college ball in Norman, OK. Also from Norman, BRONCHO

Class Historian

BRONCHO · Just Enough Hip to Be Woman · Song · 2014

open.spotify.com

 

[Eephus]

Added

Chigoziem Okonkwo - TE - Tennessee

A.R. Rahman feat. Kylie Minogue, Suzanne & Sonu Nigam - "Chiggy Wiggy"

Chiggy Wiggy

Kylie Minogue, Sonu Nigam, Suzanne, A.R. Rahman, Abbas Tyrewala · Blue · Song · 2009

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[Northern Voice]

WSIS: Michael Carter or Jauan Jennings

 

[Northern Voice]

Picked up Marvin Mims / WR / DEN (again) who played his college ball in Norman, OK. Also from Norman, BRONCHO

Class Historian

BRONCHO · Just Enough Hip to Be Woman · Song · 2014

open.spotify.com

For some reason I thought BRONCHO were Canadian

 

[kupcho1]

Picked up Marvin Mims / WR / DEN (again) who played his college ball in Norman, OK. Also from Norman, BRONCHO

Class Historian

BRONCHO · Just Enough Hip to Be Woman · Song · 2014

open.spotify.com

For some reason I thought BRONCHO were Canadian

Spotify says Tulsa based but Google said they're from Norman. Either way, yet another great song from me.

 

[kupcho1]

BTW, I'm listening to the playlist while watching the dirtbags hit into an inning ending double play every frame. BRONCHO into The Cult ... fantastic

 

[Northern Voice]

BTW, I'm listening to the playlist while watching the dirtbags hit into an inning ending double play every frame. BRONCHO into The Cult ... fantastic

You will not find sympathy from me, the world's largest Jays fan. Good ol' Toronto boy Josh Naylor just hit a home run though.

 

[kupcho1]

BTW, I'm listening to the playlist while watching the dirtbags hit into an inning ending double play every frame. BRONCHO into The Cult ... fantastic

You will not find sympathy from me, the world's largest Jays fan. Good ol' Toronto boy Josh Naylor just hit a home run though.

Thread check.

 

[Eephus]

I guess the Sam LaPorta 60 point night isn't gonna happen

 

[kupcho1]

I guess the Sam LaPorta 60 point night isn't gonna happen

 

[Northern Voice]

I guess the Sam LaPorta 60 point night isn't gonna happen

The Gibbs 37 point night put a scare into me. Luckily I had JSN back and he's apparently the WR1 now.

I didn't watch a second though obviously. Go Jays!

 

[Yo Mama]

I guess the Sam LaPorta 60 point night isn't gonna happen

The Gibbs 37 point night put a scare into me. Luckily I had JSN back and he's apparently the WR1 now.

I didn't watch a second though obviously. Go Jays!

I scored 147 points in this league, 168 in my work league, and 142 in my family league this week and lost all three games.

Congrats on the Blue Jays. (Go Dodgers!)

 

[Northern Voice]

I guess the Sam LaPorta 60 point night isn't gonna happen

The Gibbs 37 point night put a scare into me. Luckily I had JSN back and he's apparently the WR1 now.

I didn't watch a second though obviously. Go Jays!

I scored 147 points in this league, 168 in my work league, and 142 in my family league this week and lost all three games.

Congrats on the Blue Jays. (Go Dodgers!)

I'm pretty surprised to be heading to 6-1 here, especially losing Tyreek and Conner for the season and then Benson for however long after that.

I don't know if I can really keep it going but maybe CMC/JSN/Tyler Warren () can keep carrying me through.

 

[Ilov80s]

I guess the Sam LaPorta 60 point night isn't gonna happen

The Gibbs 37 point night put a scare into me. Luckily I had JSN back and he's apparently the WR1 now.

I didn't watch a second though obviously. Go Jays!

I scored 147 points in this league, 168 in my work league, and 142 in my family league this week and lost all three games.

Congrats on the Blue Jays. (Go Dodgers!)

I'm pretty surprised to be heading to 6-1 here, especially losing Tyreek and Conner for the season and then Benson for however long after that.

I don't know if I can really keep it going but maybe CMC/JSN/Tyler Warren () can keep carrying me through.

That’s a great trio. Those players can carry your pretty far.

 

[Ilov80s]

I think I forgot to add Karty boy

WW K Josh Karty Chargers

Going to the Bullitt soundtrack. While McQueen drove a Mustang, the villains drove a '68 Dodge Charger.

Shifting Gears

Lalo Schifrin · Bullitt (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 1968

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[kupcho1]

New Tame Impala album dropping tonight

I like this a lot.

 

[zamboni]

Added WR Elic Ayomonor - Titans

Are You Receiving Me

Golden Earring · Moontan · Song · 1973

open.spotify.com

 

[Don Quixote]

Added Cincinnati Bengals DT/ST

Bengal for me conjures Jorge Ben and Gal Costa.

“Que Pena” was written by Jorge Ben, but originally released by Gal Costa. They performed a duet of that in 1980 (about a decade after release), which is available on YouTube.

For the playlist, I’ll add the Gal Costa original version with Caetano Veloso.

https://spotify.link/Iy6yA8vNFXb

 

[kupcho1]

Shakes fist at @Ilov80s
I was hoping he'd be available next week, but if since you sniped me, at least have the basic human decency to put

Loopzilla - Broadcast Version; 2000 Digital Remaster

George Clinton · Greatest Hits: Straight Up · Song · 2000

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on the playlist

That is all.

 

[Don Quixote]

Added Carson Wentz, QB, Vikings

Starting for six different teams in six consecutive years brought to mind the musical, SIX.

I’ll go for the Anne of Cleves’ song, Get Down, because he does not play as well as teams thought based on his profile picture.

https://spotify.link/50umk8bPFXb

(And I can’t figure out why Spotify links not working for me, but working for others. Weird.)

 

[Yo Mama]

Added - Juwan Johnson, NO TE


Juwan - Loved Me

https://spotify.link/P8K0BQZ0FXb

 

[Don Quixote]

Added Marcus Mariota, QB, Washington

Taking a break from Sly for the former Duck…

Ducks on the Wall

The Kinks · Soap Opera · Song · 1975

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Alright, Wentz on my roster was short-lived. With announcement that Daniels out, I dropped him for Marcus Mariota.

I already picked up Mariota once before and picked a duck song then (above). I’ll skip the duck theme this time and go to Sly…

Sly & The Family Stone - Heard Ya Missed Me, Well I’m Back

https://spotify.link/zCK1efN7FXb

 

[Eephus]

New Tame Impala album dropping tonight

I like this a lot.

I like a lot of Parker's stuff but I'm not really digging the new one.

 

[Ilov80s]

WW K Tyler Loop Ravens

A little John Waters

Good Morning Baltimore

Nikki Blonsky, Motion Picture Cast of Hairspray · Hairspray (Soundtrack To The Motion Picture) · Song · 2007

open.spotify.com

 

[Eephus]

Added

Darnell Mooney - WR - Atlanta

Mando Diao - "Mr Moon"

Mr Moon - Remastered

Mando Diao · Bring 'Em In · Song · 2002

open.spotify.com

 

[Eephus]

Added

Chargers DST

Deep Sea Diver - "Lightning Bolts"

Lightning Bolts

Deep Sea Diver · Impossible Weight · Song · 2020

open.spotify.com

 

[Eephus]

He’s logged a couple of practices, so I re-added Joey Slye, K, Titans

For those who did not use the opportunity to pick him up, thank you for letting me be myself again…

https://spotify.link/dObbO4EIwXb

The Spotify links I'm posting have the format "open.spotify.com/track/"

 

[Eephus]

Added

Colston Loveland - TE - Chicago

The B-52's - "Loveland"

Loveland

The B-52's · Mesopotamia · Song · 1982

open.spotify.com

 

[Yo Mama]

Added

Colston Loveland - TE - Chicago

The B-52's - "Loveland"

Loveland

The B-52's · Mesopotamia · Song · 1982

open.spotify.com

Love-land BABY!!

 

[Don Quixote]

He’s logged a couple of practices, so I re-added Joey Slye, K, Titans

For those who did not use the opportunity to pick him up, thank you for letting me be myself again…

https://spotify.link/dObbO4EIwXb

The Spotify links I'm posting have the format "open.spotify.com/track/"

Thanks. I’m going to Share -> Copy Link in the Spotify app on iPhone/iPad and just pasting that. Not sure why it is giving me a different format.

 

[rockaction]

@Northern Voice

This is wild. You pointed this out. You have to love the NFL. What an organization. Raise your kids by its edicts. Wholesome ****in' ****.

https://atozsports.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings-news/al-michaels-retract-will-reichard-field-goal-miss-sky-cam-wire/

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

@Northern Voice

This is wild. You pointed this out. You have to love the NFL. What an organization. Raise your kids by its edicts. Wholesome ****in' ****.

https://atozsports.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings-news/al-michaels-retract-will-reichard-field-goal-miss-sky-cam-wire/

Yeah, like anyone believes them.

On the other hand, they are having a better day than the NBA.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Is Senor Blackened Voodoo going to field a team? Might be nice.

 

[rockaction]

@Northern Voice

This is wild. You pointed this out. You have to love the NFL. What an organization. Raise your kids by its edicts. Wholesome ****in' ****.

https://atozsports.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings-news/al-michaels-retract-will-reichard-field-goal-miss-sky-cam-wire/

Yeah, like anyone believes them.

On the other hand, they are having a better day than the NBA.

I changed my laugh emoji because even though you're wryly funny the subject matter is kind of nauseating. Two entities worth billions just lying. Lying all the time. Like, "No conscience but don't worry about us. We're doing fine and we love you, the public!"

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

@Northern Voice

This is wild. You pointed this out. You have to love the NFL. What an organization. Raise your kids by its edicts. Wholesome ****in' ****.

https://atozsports.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings-news/al-michaels-retract-will-reichard-field-goal-miss-sky-cam-wire/

Yeah, like anyone believes them.

On the other hand, they are having a better day than the NBA.

I changed my laugh emoji because even though you're wryly funny the subject matter is kind of nauseating. Two entities worth billions just lying. Lying all the time. Like, "No conscience but don't worry about us. We're doing fine and we love you, the public!"

I wonder how that conversation at the FBI went. "We're working on a major gambling in the NBA case." "Hey! so are we." "That mafia thing was unexpected." "Mafia? WTF?"

The game fixing thing was covered on a 30 For 30. Think they got the idea there?

 

[kupcho1]

We're doing fine and we love you, the public!"

Shut up and keep buying the product!

 

[rockaction]

@Northern Voice

This is wild. You pointed this out. You have to love the NFL. What an organization. Raise your kids by its edicts. Wholesome ****in' ****.

https://atozsports.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings-news/al-michaels-retract-will-reichard-field-goal-miss-sky-cam-wire/

Yeah, like anyone believes them.

On the other hand, they are having a better day than the NBA.

I changed my laugh emoji because even though you're wryly funny the subject matter is kind of nauseating. Two entities worth billions just lying. Lying all the time. Like, "No conscience but don't worry about us. We're doing fine and we love you, the public!"

I wonder how that conversation at the FBI went. "We're working on a major gambling in the NBA case." "Hey! so are we." "That mafia thing was unexpected." "Mafia? WTF?"

The game fixing thing was covered on a 30 For 30. Think they got the idea there?

Would you please unpack that? I just don’t know what happened. I thought it was a gambling ring with poker and the mafia until this morning. Now it’s like fifty people and the entire NBA is going to prison.

I’ll look too. I don’t want to make you write a book.