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Summerpalooza VII Music/Football Draft - Congratulations Three-Time Leeg Champ Eephus (1 Viewer)

Major props to Eephus on this week. Looks like I’m projected to be the 2nd highest scoring team this week, but Eephus on track to beat me by >50 points anyway. And could have been even greater if he started Taysom Hill. Quite the butt-kicking.
Is that the highest score of the season? Not even done yet
 
I knew I was ****ed when my QB threw an 80 yard TD to my WR on the first play of the game for 21 points but it was called back because an O-lineman was 24 inches too far down the field.

Point to the shirt......
 
I was scared to match up the Banneditos (8-2) this week, but whoever they are, they're not so tough.

Don't be afraid of them! Land one on the jaw and they go down like a sack of potatoes!
 
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Buccaneers DST

Booker Little - "Looking Ahead"


Looking ahead to the Buccaneers opponents for the end of season and the fantasy playoffs.

Booker Little was a trumpet player who recorded a lot with Max Roach and Eric Dolphy in the late 50s before his premature death from kidney disease at age 23. This is from his final recording session in 1961, leading a sextet featuring George Coleman on tenor and Julian Priester on trombone.

 
Added Chase McLaughlin, K, TB
Song: John McLaughlin by Miles Davis


Added Raheem Mostert, RB, MIA
Song: Don't Come Easy by Raheem DeVaughn

 
added Dallas DEF
Silver Jews - Dallas
added John Parker Romo - K Min
Mountain Goats - Minnesota
 
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The Pissah Sistas added:

Calvin Austin III - WR - Pittsburgh
Song: Al Green - Love and Happiness (Rev. Al and Calvin both from Memphis)

David Moore - WR - Carolina
Song: The Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein (Winter and Moore both from Texas)

Tre Tucker - WR - Las Vegas
Song: Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five - White Lines

OK, as to the connection on this last one, work with me... As you might recall, simey and I are only choosing songs that wikkid loved. In the "Music of Our Lives" draft, he chose this song to represent himself at 30 years old, which is when he moved to Nevada and started in on poker. Since my connection is tenuous and we're nearly at the end here, I'll treat you to his story for this song:

"Hadda be done. Had never been a loadie - serious acidhead @ 15 (none since), weed always put me in either of two heads - gameshow host or serial killer - which made me uncomfortable, downers knocked me out, pain pills made me nauseous, smack was TOO good (always mistrusted paradise, Caribean or pharmaceutical). Lived on a low greenie hum throughout my showbiz career which didnt need evening out. Plus, i was usually the designated designator. Never against getting thwacked, just never relied on it.

Then i discovered poker. My last year in Manhattan i had a lot of down time, was paying for SoHo flat & lifestyle betting the horses so, when a fallen-thru showbiz deal made me finally quit chasing the ring, i knew there was a high-desert city like Albq from which i could play all the racetracks in the country, so out to Reno i headed. Found a per diem job at a psych hospital so i would have enough financial stability that i wouldnt gamble cravenly (plus it had nurses, our greatest natural resource) and scoped out the Big Board for fun & profit. Doing real nice, developing my own database in a time before computers, the money was easy & sweet.

But the racebook was next to a poker room and there was a game in the back that looked critical & glamorous and i couldnt keep from longing in that direction. I had hustled gin while caddying at a country club as a kid, but didnt know poker much nor holdem at all. The poker mgr was a horse player and i exchanged hot tips for lessons in the basics. Played the baby games but all i wanted was that Biggest Game in Town (regulars were Freddy Deeb, WSOP champ Brad Daugherty, Tuna Lund, Ray Zee) and was over there in a coupla weeks. A light instantly shone upon me like it does when one is conscious of being amidst a major intersection in their life - poker used my natural senses for math & psych and my preternatural desire to make my way non-traditionally. Kismet.

My premature entry into the top levels of the game caused me to be an unimaginative grinder for survival purposes early on. Took my lumps, my baby steps, but knew i needed to find a level of imagination upon which to rely in all situations. Struggled with it til i made a prop bet with one of the players, we became pals (the best male friend i made as an adult, as it turns out) as a result and he offered to bump me up. Returning to the table with a serious case of white mindflash, i made a series of plays which made perfect nonsense and a pile o chips. Instantly, counter-intuition made far more sense to me than my semi-brilliant impulses ever had and i was reborn. Praise Brunson. Praise cura - gimme some mo.

My new pal guided me thru the fastlane of keeping one's chemical edge without letting it tip the cart, i hooked up w Scary Mary and her prodigious appetites around the same time and, vroomp, a decade of whiteline fever was under way. Fun, baby!"
 
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Chad Ryland - Kicker - Cardinals

Red Rodney - "Big Foot"


Swapped kickers again but I've used up most of the songs with "kick" in the title. Big leg would have been more appropriate but not even Paul McCartney wrote a song about a singular leg. I figured singular foot would work better than plural legs.

Red Rodney was a bebop trumpeter who was a friend and band mate of Charlie Parker. If you've seen the Clint Eastwood directed movie about Parker, you'll recognize Rodney because his character played a big part in the film. This recording of a Parker bebop tune was recorded in 1973 with a band including Bird disciple Charles McPherson on alto. Rodney led an interesting life in and out of addictions and prison. During one of his spells inside, he befriended fellow inmate Wayne Kramer of the MC5. They played together and Red taught Kramer how to read music.

 
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Derek Carr - QB - New Orleans

Gerry Mulligan Quartet - "Love in New Orleans"


Free move so I'll grab an emergency QB for next week.

Gerry Mulligan was one of the proponents of the West Coast sound in the 50s. His groups often leave out the piano as in this 1962 session with Mulligan on baritone sax and Bob Brookmyer on the valved trombone.


 
Added Houston DT/ST.

First thing that pops up in my library when I type in “Houston” is Townes Van Zandt’s Live at the Old Quarter, Houston, Texas album. I’ll go for Pancho & Lefty.

 
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LA Rams DST

Kurt Elling - "Los Angeles (The Dealer's Song)"


The song is a vocalese version of Charlie Parker's "Moose the Mooch" from a 2017 Parker tribute album. Singer Kurt Elling gets top billing but he's fronting an all-star band featuring Donny McCaslin (saxophonist from Bowie's Blackstar album) and Craig Taborn (another one of wikkidpissah's favorite pianists).

 
Continuing to churn defenses…

Added New Orleans DT/ST

Rhiannon Giddens - You Louisiana Man

 
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Sincere McCormick - RB - Raiders

Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers - "Sincerely Diana"


I know nothing about McCormick other than he's got a cool name and the Raiders should be playing the youngsters.

"Sincerely Diana" is a 1960 recording by one of the greatest Jazz Messengers lineups with Wayne Shorter on tenor, Lee Morgan on trumpet and Bobby Timmons on piano. Buhaina is behind the drums as always.

 
Added Jaleel McLaughlin, RB, Broncos

Well, the “On the Couch” tune of “John McLaughlin” already been taken here, so I will go with another one from Bitches Brew with him on guitar.

Miles Davis - Pharaoh’s Dance
 
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Isaiah Likely - TE - Baltimore

Katrine Madsen - "Such Unlikely Lovers"


Any time you can bring in the week 1 MVP for a buck, you gotta do it.

Danish jazz singer Katrine Madsen delivers a nice reading of the Burt Bacharach/Elvis Costello composition. Tomorrow is the pre-sale for Costello's 2025 tour. His gimmick this time is only old songs up to Blood and Chocolate. I'm notoriously hard to buy for so Mrs. Eephus is taking me as a Christmas gift next June.

 

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