Super Bowl Thread - FFA Version (1 Viewer)

[tri-man 47]

What are the odds that Shakira is three months pregnant?

 

[culdeus]

Don't think JLo is singing.  

 

[jon_mx]

Shakira is so much sexier 

 

[belljr]

Shakira is so much sexier 

She is also 7 years younger

 

[Big League Chew]

Shakira and jlo same ago? Jlo so nice

 

[bcat01]

JLo needs some more fabric

 

[Nipsey]

Neither of them are singing. Michael Jackson style performances. Boo.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Shakira is so much sexier 

And ~15 years younger.

 

[parasaurolophus]

crotchcam

 

[belljr]

And ~15 years younger.

7

 

[Charlie Steiner]

She is also 7 years younger

Thought it was more than that.

 

[jon_mx]

And ~15 years younger.

7

 

[Big League Chew]

I’d suck the farts outta that

 

[belljr]

Thought it was more than that.

7!

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Straight up stripper pole with crotch shots 

 

[Big League Chew]

Who the #### is this dude lol 

 

[belljr]

50

43

 

[jon_mx]

Shakira is one of the sexiest dancers ever.

 

[Tom Servo]

JLo on the stripper pole? Chris Rock weeps for her dad. 

 

[Charlie Steiner]

7

I'll take the wisdom of the FFA over my own, but JLo was 49 for like 5 years in a row, and I 've gone from being around the same age as her to 5 years older.

 

[culdeus]

Always wholesome to bring kids out when the lead is doing it in a quarter thong.

 

[Kal El]

I have no problem with the Latin flair, but have either of them had a legitimate hit in the past decade? Also, who is the random dude?

 

[Nipsey]

I miss Tom Petty.

 

[JaxBill]

@FauxPelini: I hope loretta's husband is watching this

 

[Big League Chew]

Hmmm that ### shake off my eyes went to Shakira 

 

[Big League Chew]

This the river dance of Columbia?

 

[Kal El]

Difference is that Shakira was precise and knows how to belly dance. They cart J-Lo around like a prop from one set piece to the next. Damn though, does Shakira do it for me!

Much easier on the eyes, I think.

 

[whoknew]

Great halftime show. 

 

[Phil Elliott]

First half of Shakira’s performance was best.

 

[culdeus]

Hmmm that ### shake off my eyes went to Shakira 

My eyes tell me Jlo is microdosing testosterone.  The capped delts are tough to get like that for women without enhancement.  Either that or it's synthol which has been rumored for ages.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

I have no problem with the Latin flair, but have either of them had a legitimate hit in the past decade? Also, who is the random dude?

Shock G

 

[Mr.Pack]

SB 54 right? Why the L-SB Trophy-IV? Should the SB Trophy BE the i?

Anyone?

 

[Big League Chew]

You have both infront of you. Who’s getting it firs

can we setup a poll in here

 

[JaxBill]

@DownGoesBrown: Yeah yeah, if I wanted to see a bunch of fancy choreography I’d just watch the Chiefs run a fourth-down play.

 

[culdeus]

You have both infront of you. Who’s getting it firs

can we setup a poll in here

porque no los dos

 

[Nigel]

Had low expectations, loved it

 

[tri-man 47]

I think J Lo did that Turbo Tax leg shake thing.

 

[NREC34]

I miss Tom Petty.

Chubby Checkers

 

[Phil Elliott]

Thought we would see a few shots of Sowers as coach on the sideline.

 

[Nipsey]

When I'm Commander in Chief we're going to pass a law that says you have to actually sing the entire SB halftime show and we also get rid of the fake crowd around the stage. #bringbackthewho

 

[belljr]

Anyone?

What?

 

[KarmaPolice]

Do we really have to copy and paste tweets in here? 

 

[Nipsey]

It was better than Black Eyed Peas but 10 minutes of raining feces would have been better than Black Eyed Peas.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Entertaining and high energy half time show.  I took my GF to see J-Lo in vegas during her residency—and even though I’m not a big fan of her music—she really goes out of her way to entertain.  I liked Shakira better musically—although I’m not sure how much real singing there was.  As a dude—I’m not going to lie—I enjoyed the view—but if I was watching the game with a family—I do think that the sexy could have been toned down a bit.  Overall I thought it was solid though.  

 

[Jayrok]

Shakira     >>>>>>                        Jlo.

 

[CurlyNight]

Today's Shakira's birthday. 43. JLo is 50.

Great halftime show though I didn't see where the Kobe tribute was that they said they were going to do. 

 

[eoMMan]

Kind of a weak half time show. They could have done a much better job mixing up their songs.

Honestly think Bad Bunny and J Balvin were better than the two ladies.

And yes, shakira over jlo for sure.

 

[Jayrok]

Gaga's show was better. 

 

[tri-man 47]

Effective commercial for Bloomberg.

 

[Courtjester]

Man. no Pitbull