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fruity pebbles
Footballguy
Well I think you have to take the hunter or he’s going to shoot you right off the bat. Give me the brown bears in addition.
GregR
Footballguy
Josh Allen probably.
Long Ball Larry
Footballguy
Does “protect” mean that they will do whatever you want, no questions asked?
Long Ball Larry
Footballguy
Also, what is the ammunition situation with the rifle?
GregR
Footballguy
We don't know. It's a viral meme and that's all we're given.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
It would be horrible to have that wave of scurrying flesh upon you. Imagine of they were starving rats or trained to go after the eyes or genitals.
belljr
Footballguy
Well then this is just stupid now
The Z Machine
Footballguy
titusbramble
Footballguy
Define "arena"
fruity pebbles
Footballguy
Please. A bear is running through those rats like they’re nothing in getting to you.
kupcho1
Footballguy
European rats or African rats?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
This is probably optimal
BlackCrowes
Footballguy
need to consult Deadly Animal Draft…
2Young2BBald
Footbaldguy
Do I get to pick where I start in the arena? If so I am in the men’s John in the ####er with very loyal rats and a hunter. Clogged entry and the lack of ability for the hawks to fly seems like I good advantage. Lotsa carnage out both doors when I walk out after an hour.
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Are these animals smart?
El Floppo
Footballguy
Go on...
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
Is the hunter Charlie Kelly?
NutterButter
Footballguy
The hunter would easily get taken out by all those creatures. Going bears and hawks. Have the bears shield you for a moment while hawks disarm hunter. Then they circle back and collectively pick u off the ground.
Chaz McNulty
Footballguy
This is worse then the Kobayashi Maru test. I don't see any survival scenario.
bagger
Footballguy
Exactly my thought. Although I would take the gorillas instead. If a finger monkey was listed that would have been my go to.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Rats would devour you
rockaction
Footballguy
Rats. I hate rats.
*rat scurries across the McIntosh audio equipment*
*rat scurries across the McIntosh audio equipment*
culdeus
Footballguy
Rats
Gorilla
Bears
Hunter assuming 223 with 12 round clip and can reload, and has to prioritize my defenders vs me.
Lions
Buffalo
Wolves
Hawks
Crocs - assuming dry land is dominant
As mentioned above, hunter with the rifle. Without the hunter on your side you're dead at the start. Wouldn't be the best defensive option, but you can't defend against a hunter on the other end of the arena. From there I'd take the 7 Buffalo assuming they are Cape Buffalo. That's a lot of angry mass for the for the others to get around.
The General
Footballguy
Is this the next Saw movie?
The Z Machine
Footballguy
10,000 rats probably weigh the same as 7 Buffalo. But the hunter can't take down even a small fraction of the rats, but could take down some of the large predators. Hunter + rats is the winner. Hunter goes after the big predators, defending themselves and me. Rats do the dirty work of swarming and blinding everything, maybe even sacrificing themselves by trying to choke some animals by swarming the mouths.
BTW, I'd take a Bengal tiger over an African lion.
BTW, I'd take a Bengal tiger over an African lion.
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The Z Machine
Footballguy
If he's targeting you at the start, you're dead unless he gets got first. I don't like those odds.
scoobus
Footballguy
That one dude never killed Robin Williams in Jumanji.
Gotta take some chances with this many animals, he's only gunna be able to get off a few shots anyways with nothing protecting him.
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
Yeah. This is too impossible.
The ten thousand rats really throw everything off. Useless to have on your side, but you are toast if they are against you.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
They somehow got roped into this whole thing so I'm saying no.
-OZ-
Footballguy
This, and type of rifle are key questions.
Bolt action, single shot, semi or full automatic?
Depending on the size of the arena I might take a good sniper with their choice of rifle for long range defense, then the 10,000 rats to keep the other animals occupied.
Chaz McNulty
Footballguy
If the hunter was allowed to use one of those flame thrower rifles, you wouldn't need to get the rats on your team. You could get the 10 Crocodiles to surround you and have him start lighting everything up. The fact that the croc's are low to the ground would make it easier to light up the big game animals. It would probably be a little more difficult to light up a crocodile because of their tough skin, so you would avoid friendly fire deaths. This would also take care of the attacks from the hawks.
Zow
Footballguy
The problem is that likely so are you if he's a decent shot and the rifle has a scope. In an enclosed area, you're likely getting shot.
Zow
Footballguy
I read the instructions to say that anybody you don't pick will collectively attack you (ergo not attacking each other).
ETA: I may see your point though - that to accomplish his objective he may need to take out your "teammates" first.
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