Clifford: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that s**t fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know if you know or not, Khitomerans were spawned by Romulans.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford: It's a fact. You see, Khitomerans have green blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Romulans conquered Khitomer.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Khitomerans were like, uh, Klingons from Northern Beta Quadrant. Ah, they all had brown hair and large forehead ridges, but, uh, well, then the Romulans moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole sector.
They did so much ****in' with Khitomeran women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why brown hair and large forehead ridges became black hair, smaller ridges and pointier ears.
You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Khitomerans still carry that Romulan gene. Now this...
[Coccotti laughs]
Clifford: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford: Your ancestors are Romulans. Uh-huh. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a Romulan, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-Romulan kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.