TE Travis Kelce, KC (1 Viewer)

[NREC34]

Tough decision but don't think I can start him over Martellus. I'm expecting SF to play some defense in this game better than what NE did the other night.

 

[FUBAR]

I own Kelce, Gronk, and Donnell.

Flex problems.

Graham, Kelce, and Donnell - grabbed Donnell cuz both Graham and Kelce have week 6 byes... I'm gonna try and trade Donnell after week 6 I think.

I have Graham, Kelce, Donnell and Reed in dynasty. Not sure how I'll figure this out. But Kelce is quickly becoming my 2nd favorite behind Graham.

I think talent wise, Kelce blows Donnell and Reed away so that's a pretty easy evaluation. Donnell seems like a huge sell high right now.

Not so sure about this unless injury avoidance is a talent.

one league - started the season with Reed as my TE1, Pitta as TE2, and Kelce on the bench. Traded Reed thinking I had depth. (sort of working out)

redraft - drafted Cameron as my TE1, later added Ertz as a boom/bust, then Kelce in the 2nd to last round (ahead of my kicker). dropped Kelce for Gordon when rumors started that Josh would return earlier than anticipated

 

[RBM]

Dying to start him but I think I need to ride this Bennett wave until it stops.

 

[SWC]

brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bank

 

[Gvindy]

brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bank

Special K

 

[Leroy Hoard]

brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bank

Vis-Kel

KC-Kelse

 

[SWC]

none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans

 

[Gvindy]

none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans

Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backside

 

[SWC]

none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans

Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backside

you got me there bromigo but i like the exploding burrito better it just has a better ring to it and i could see the guys on espn using it more than special k which is also a drug i think so hey read the second nickname and get off the dope hippy take that to the bank

 

[werdnoynek]

none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans

Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backside

Or a drug that can put you in a psychadelic-hole of craziness.

 

[Gvindy]

none of those involve food blowing up so they stink the bag take that to the bank brohans

Special K is a diet food bar it explodes out your backside

Or a drug that can put you in a psychadelic-hole of craziness.

Yeah I think ravers like it?

 

[Sabertooth]

Starting Travis over Gronk this week. Didn't think I'd be saying that this year.

 

[Jutz]

brohans this guy needs a nickname and i mean a good one well by popular request here i am to save the day swc style yep i brought you nicknames like randall the touchdown robber cobber or rt2rc as the kids with the phones say and nick foley canoli who makes sweet peter setera music miyugi style with jeremy daniel san maclin when they score tds together like they are fighting for your honor in a castle far away so for travis kelce i am going to do something a little different and give you two options you get to pick the first is travis the exploding burrito kelce and whenever he scores you can pretend you are a burrito and then act like bam i just exploded for a touchdown because it has happened to every one of us and you know it or the second is david just say no to not scoring tds kelce which will have both a positive message about not doing drugs and also about not not scoring tds so bam swc reports you decide bromigos take that to the bank

I vote for David Just Say No To Not Scoring TD's Kelce. I like how the first name of the nickname you gave him is not his actual name. Maybe we can abbreviate it like... DJSNTNSTK. But I think that guy Austin Sufjan Stevens in Tampa Bay might be hot on Kelce's trail now that that other guy is hurt in Tampa. You can take that to the bank bro-be-wan kenobi.

 

[rickyg]

I liked "Keltic warrior"

 

[jdubs952]

Angry Travis

 

[Ilov80s]

Hell yeah I'm starting him. Beastly TE with high end athleticism getting 7+ targets a game on a team desperate to find a playmaking pass catcher. No brainer.

 

[Dondante]

Hell yeah I'm starting him. Beastly TE with high end athleticism getting 7+ targets a game on a team desperate to find a playmaking pass catcher. No brainer.

In my league we get bonus points for demoralizing stiff arms, so I'm starting him over Ditka.

 

[Billy Bats]

Starting him over Ertz.

 

[Das Boot]

I think his new Delta Tau Chi name should be...

Nutz.

Why?

1. Why not?

2. Nutz are food.

3. Defenders trying to cover him are Deader than Kelce's nuts.

 

[steveski]

Hope this guy continues to show that he's for real. Could get myself a nice new toy in dynasty if I can sell Graham.

 

[3nOut]

How about just calling him Kelce?

 

[King of the Jungle]

TKO

 

[Mister CIA]

Kelce Hammer!

 

[mrfrood]

Yeah I've been calling him Keltic Warrior which I was the first to post that here.

 

[beerponger]

Kelce and the Sunshine Band....that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it

 

[SproutDaddy]

God ####

 

[MrSoup]

Kelce Dagger

 

[Billy Bats]

TKO

There it is. End discussion.

 

[Class Dismissed]

I liked "Keltic warrior"

 

[Andrew74]

TKO

There it is. End discussion.

Yep, this gets my vote.

 

[Grigs Allmoon]

TKO

There it is. End discussion.

That's already been used, which isn't a show-stopper, but it doesn't help.

Is the 'O' significant?

 

[Reegus]

I liked "Keltic warrior"

I'm going with this one

 

[SWC]

i still vote for exploding burrito brohans

 

[Raiderfan32904]

ought to put that on the menu at Taco Bell.

 

[CentralPA]

My vote is for TKO. Short and to the point, it's going to feel like he knocked you down three times when he runs over you going to the endzone.

I don't know why but I am still contemplating starting Walker over TKO in PPR. Somebody tell me i'm being stupid.

 

[adam220891]

May even trade away Vernon Davis since I have this guy....package deal of course to get rid of deadweight like T-Rich

 

[Jerry Curl]

Kelce and the Sunshine Band....that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it

 

[Grigs Allmoon]

i still vote for exploding burrito brohans

I thought you weren't voting.

 

[mrfrood]

This is why he is The Keltic Warrior. Those who doubt him or keep ranking Ertz higher than him like Matthew Berry will feel the wrath of this:

http://i.imgur.com/TF14O.gif/img]

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Kelce and the Sunshine Band....that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it

The countdown to Berman using this starts..........now.

 

[Dondante]

ought to put that on the menu at Taco Bell.

I'm pretty sure everyone who eats at Taco Bell and everyone working there already knows that their burritos cause explosions.

 

[Dark Matter]

TKO

There it is. End discussion.

That's already been used, which isn't a show-stopper, but it doesn't help.

Is the 'O' significant?

Ownage
Ownage :1. Noun form of the verb own.

2. An instance in which someone or something is owned.
Player1 frags Player2 with exceptional skill.Player1 taunts, "I just owned you Player2!"

Player3 comments, "Yeah, that was ownage."

 

[Broncobiv]

PPR. Probably starting Heath Miller (@JAX) over Kelce due to their matchups. I also have Kelvin Benjamin in as my flex over Kelce in that league.

 

[thatguy]

Vis-Kelc-ity. Because he flows.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/viscosity?s=t

 

[thatguy]

notice how the last syllable of his first name is also included in the nickname.

 

[thatguy]

Or Tra-viscous.

 

[thatguy]

Or for the Game of Thrones fans out there: Khal Travis or Khal C or Khal Kelce

 

[thatguy]

Vitamin Kelce

 

[Blick]

Chuck Norris

 

[gchip]

Vitamin Kelce

There, that'll work.