General Malaise
Footballguy
Today I noticed this thread for the first time.
Not sure if I shared this but my college buddy who lives in Bend now is going to do a huge camping/hiking trip through the Olympic Peninsula, North Cascades and Ranier. I basically copy/pasted everything you wrote and followed with my trip recap. He was so thankful! He had a follow-up question I'll ask you offline.
You should be a tour guide. You're like a better looking Rick Steeves