Angry Beavers
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I don't know, There is really such a thing? Clearly a rise in hotness is required with a rise in crazy, but even completely crazy has a level of hotness which is a fair offset.
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heckmanm
Footballguy
This coming from you = 
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
heckmanm
Footballguy
Ned
Footballguy
Dickies
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Admit it - how many of you have looked down at your crotch with a sad face after reading through this.
CurlyNight
Footballguy
"Thanks for the complement." In other words, don't get involved beyond being a support person if she's been a great friend to you, imo. Alluding to how you'd be perfect for her is her trying to fill a need she's not getting from dh and well now, apparently from bf too. Dh isn't cutting it and now by her response on how you'd be perfect for her, neither is bf. Be aware. You don't want to be that person. If she remains pretty clingy to you, you need to back away, good friend or not. This isn't going to end well, and you don't want to be so involved to feel the after shock when this thing finally comes to a head.
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Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
Then someone needs to tear you man card up. You are suspect for the following two reasons.. #1 you got involved with relationship issues with a chick ( most men don't want to talk relationship issues with their own woman let alone someone else's). #2 You don't want to stick your pecker in her (she better be a 2 or less and over 200lbs), otherwise what the hell is wrong with you.i know. i can't be friends with a woman who i don't want to stick my pecker into.
but i am. and i really don't.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I move to eliminate the phrase "man card" from the lexicon.Then someone needs to tear you man card up. You are suspect for the following two reasons.. #1 you got involved with relationship issues with a chick ( most men don't want to talk relationship issues with their own woman let alone someone else's). #2 You don't want to stick your pecker in her (she better be a 2 or less and over 200lbs), otherwise what the hell is wrong with you.i know. i can't be friends with a woman who i don't want to stick my pecker into.
but i am. and i really don't.
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
How about I change it to "Then someone needs to cut his nuts off"?I move to eliminate the phrase "man card" from the lexicon.Then someone needs to tear you man card up. You are suspect for the following two reasons.. #1 you got involved with relationship issues with a chick ( most men don't want to talk relationship issues with their own woman let alone someone else's). #2 You don't want to stick your pecker in her (she better be a 2 or less and over 200lbs), otherwise what the hell is wrong with you.i know. i can't be friends with a woman who i don't want to stick my pecker into.
but i am. and i really don't.
-fish-
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Or quite possibly he has enough sense to think that maybe - just maybe - the situation could blow up in his face.Then someone needs to tear you man card up. You are suspect for the following two reasons.. #1 you got involved with relationship issues with a chick ( most men don't want to talk relationship issues with their own woman let alone someone else's). #2 You don't want to stick your pecker in her (she better be a 2 or less and over 200lbs), otherwise what the hell is wrong with you.i know. i can't be friends with a woman who i don't want to stick my pecker into.
but i am. and i really don't.
Or I'm just completely guessing...
Henry Ford
Footballguy
How's he going to make the BF just like him?
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BowieMercs
Footballguy
Tell her you are gay and that if SHE were just like her BF, you'd be the happiest man in the world.
Hilarity will ensue.
Hilarity will ensue.
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
Then why get involved at all. Men should never be gossiping with women.Or quite possibly he has enough sense to think that maybe - just maybe - the situation could blow up in his face.Then someone needs to tear you man card up. You are suspect for the following two reasons.. #1 you got involved with relationship issues with a chick ( most men don't want to talk relationship issues with their own woman let alone someone else's). #2 You don't want to stick your pecker in her (she better be a 2 or less and over 200lbs), otherwise what the hell is wrong with you.i know. i can't be friends with a woman who i don't want to stick my pecker into.
but i am. and i really don't.
Or I'm just completely guessing...
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Why is it that when women do it, it's gossip and when we do it it's speculation on the legal ramifications of Jameis Winston taking crab legs without paying for them?Then why get involved at all. Men should never be gossiping with women.Or quite possibly he has enough sense to think that maybe - just maybe - the situation could blow up in his face.Or I'm just completely guessing...Then someone needs to tear you man card up. You are suspect for the following two reasons.. #1 you got involved with relationship issues with a chick ( most men don't want to talk relationship issues with their own woman let alone someone else's). #2 You don't want to stick your pecker in her (she better be a 2 or less and over 200lbs), otherwise what the hell is wrong with you.i know. i can't be friends with a woman who i don't want to stick my pecker into.
but i am. and i really don't.
Leroy Hoard
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Abraham
Footballguy
Skipdog77
Footballguy
Das Boot
Footballguy
Gonna try to answer some of the questions posted I probably will miss some.
1) She is Asian
2) She borrowed $1 the other night. She paid it back tonight. It was the next time I saw her. I laughed in her face and she said 'I don't like to owe people money.' So, yeah, she is slightly different than the other one.
3) She's not a 2 and she's not 200 pounds. She's way closer to 100. I would rate her at least a 7. Some of you might vote 2. No, I'll never post a picture.
4) I meet people because my job requires me to be around people. And she is one of the people who I have been around for a year or so.
5) I don't care that people can't believe I don't want to bang her. I don't. It's at least partially because she might be a little crazy, but it's also because I don't want to be involved with someone who has a husband and cheats on him. I'm not going to judge someone for doing that. I think her reasons are not good enough for why she is doing what she has done. But their her's, not mine.
6) I am separated from my wife (2+ years) and am not in a relationship.
I'm sorry it took me a whole 24 hours to respond. I'm not Arizona Ron. I'm not going to sit here and watch for people to post.
Thanks for those who did offer legit advice, most of which seemed to be to run and then keep running.
1) She is Asian
2) She borrowed $1 the other night. She paid it back tonight. It was the next time I saw her. I laughed in her face and she said 'I don't like to owe people money.' So, yeah, she is slightly different than the other one.
3) She's not a 2 and she's not 200 pounds. She's way closer to 100. I would rate her at least a 7. Some of you might vote 2. No, I'll never post a picture.
4) I meet people because my job requires me to be around people. And she is one of the people who I have been around for a year or so.
5) I don't care that people can't believe I don't want to bang her. I don't. It's at least partially because she might be a little crazy, but it's also because I don't want to be involved with someone who has a husband and cheats on him. I'm not going to judge someone for doing that. I think her reasons are not good enough for why she is doing what she has done. But their her's, not mine.
6) I am separated from my wife (2+ years) and am not in a relationship.
I'm sorry it took me a whole 24 hours to respond. I'm not Arizona Ron. I'm not going to sit here and watch for people to post.
Thanks for those who did offer legit advice, most of which seemed to be to run and then keep running.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
Great. A promiscuous Asian. Not only does she have crabs, but they're covered lobster sauce.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
My guess is her husband is also Asian while her boyfriend is white. Considering that you are separated, I would suggest taking things slow and start with a massage and a blow job...your choice between the husband and boyfriend.
Spike
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