honky kong
Footballguy
I thought the same thing. Fortunately for him, she'll make out with anyone this side of the guy frying up the pig intestines.
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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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honky kong
Footballguy
Odds that Taiwan is the perfect place to fall in love: even
krista4
Footballguy
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I wonder how much of a chump the guy who "wins" is feeling because if Bentley had told Ashley to dump the rest and marry him she would have. Talk about sloppy seconds.
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Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Ames - notice there's nothing he has done or places he's been to? He's either the most interesting man in the world or an incredible con artist.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
If I had a son and he was on that show and stuck around after knowing that the only reason he has a shot is because Bentley bailed on her I would feel like I royally failed as a parent.
Dr. No
Footballguy
so in other words you thought that guy who bolted was awesome
honky kong
Footballguy
Relatively speaking, sure. You had at least 3 other guys sitting around talking about how they "were done" that backed off from it almost immediately when she started crying and he's the one guy that had the nuts to go through with it (though I did get the sense that he was kind of hoping for a different reaction from his "send me home" speech).I got a kick out of Ashley's "I'm just not good at communicating what I feel" bit. No sweetie, you are. Just not with words.And it's obvious that JP has bought into this nonsense. If he isn't around to have it all fall apart a month or so after the show is done airing, it will be a major upset.
koby925
Footballguy
ABC isn't even good at veiling their manufactured drama anymore. Our heroine was clearly coached or prepped for that Bentley meeting. No way she completely figures out his MO in 30 seconds of talking to him after weeks of pining for a guy who never really said anything of substance to her.
koby925
Footballguy
Also they tried to sexy her up in that dress last night but they did her no favors. They should have picked either long gown or manufactured cleavage, not both. Because she's short and they scrunched up her upper body to get cleavage, that dress made her look like a female gymnast dressed up for the ESPYs.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I don't know him personally but given the situation no self respecting man would have stuck around after the whole Bentley confession then yes he was awesome.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
And why do hey have her wearing jeans that look painted on? Bow-legged with a wide gap in the middle isn't very hot.Better yet why does this show pick women with odd looking bodies, especially the lower half? Remember Ally had awful looking legs.
honky kong
Footballguy
Gr00vus
Footballguy
That Constantine guy is obviously just along for the ride, enjoying the free vacations and bro time. The rest of them are clowns. Apart from West she's managed to retain all the guys who've confessed baggage, along with dopey and captain solar.She's terrible.Also - mashed potatoes and ####### steak for dinner when you're in Hong Kong!?!? That was the worst part of the whole show for me last night.
Thread Killer
Footballguy
Chantal O.!!!And do the whole season at Ray Karpis's B&B!
Thread Killer
Footballguy
Does America now think that all Hong Kong people are dragon boat enthusiasts? Those clowns picked up like 10 experts within 5 minutes of recruiting. It's not a bad stereotype, but kinda strange if ABC didn't plant them there.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
This is a train wreck. Anybody notice Ames awkward stance/stare/blinking when she was handing out roses? I was hoping he'd get one because he's so damn unfortunate-looking. If Constantine and the other guy who looks exactly like Constantine are the last two, it'll be like that Jeremy Irons thriller where he plays twins.
Abraham
Footballguy
Re: the Bachelor or Bachelorette. They keep casting these people that were in 2nd or 3rd place on the previous season. I suppose the idea is to provide some continuity for the Haggenjama crowd that watches the show. THat said, they've had like 600 seasons already so I'm pretty sure they aren't adding (or losing) any new viewers with each incarnation. Why not find someone genuinely awesome to play the role? The last three Bachelors have been dorks - Brad was exposed for being a loser, the airplane guy was exposed for just DYING to be a D list celebrity, the guy with the kid is the "safe" choice in life. The chicks aren't any better. Ashley is neither attractive nor interesting.
Why don't they find some guy that's a widower and runs a hedge fund and gets along well with his mother? The chick viewers would EAT IT UP.
Why don't they find a nice girl that got left at the altar or has a peg leg or something sympathetic so the viewers are cheering for her to find love?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE ON THE SHOW. AT ALL.
Why don't they find some guy that's a widower and runs a hedge fund and gets along well with his mother? The chick viewers would EAT IT UP.
Why don't they find a nice girl that got left at the altar or has a peg leg or something sympathetic so the viewers are cheering for her to find love?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE ON THE SHOW. AT ALL.
Thread Killer
Footballguy
Those two dopes may as well be twins. Keeping both is redundant.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Still, I'm hoping for the Jeremy Irons thriller.
Thread Killer
Footballguy
I care about Chantal O.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I haven't watched enough, but I know I feel sorry for him.
dino259
Footballguy
After he got knocked out, I mentioned to the wife that he looks like he used to ride the short bus. Now she can't stop thinking that everytime he comes on screen. I don't think he is back from the concussion yet.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
What happened? I missed the first hour or so.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Serious question: What do you do when your wife bails on the show?
General Malaise
Footballguy
He looks like he could be the ugly Winklevoss brother.
koby925
Footballguy
Excellent call
koby925
Footballguy
Tell her to go watch her program in the man cave.
Joe T
Footballguy
Guinis72
Footballguy
Guinis72
Footballguy
honky kong
Footballguy
This, in a nutshell, is the problem with this dreck.
General Malaise
Footballguy
She's awful. We knew that going into the season (pretty sure a few of us said as much) but I don't think any of us knew how bad it would be. The entire "dot, dot, dot" dialog disgusted me. I can't believe there are grown-ups out there who talk like this. There's not one guy in the group that I'd even remotely consider grabbing a beer with. Maybe the twins who wore the red robes last night. They might be mildly entertaining, but I would bet there's not much in there beyond "HEY LOOK, CRAZY ROBES!" Stupid.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
oh wow, i was hoping he wasn't going to become a "reality" star... the drama on that show will have a negative impact on his dental career.. i'm not loving it.
Thread Killer
Footballguy
But on the other hand, there will be more wimmin that will allow him to take dumps on their chest.oh wow, i was hoping he wasn't going to become a "reality" star... the drama on that show will have a negative impact on his dental career.. i'm not loving it.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
maybe.But honestly he's a young good looking guy with a job that should pay him 6 figures in a relatively short period of time... does he really need to turn into a reality star to get chicks into DOC?Frankly I'm surprised they asked him to do it.Other than being a little vocal with some hate on that dooshy Ryan dude, he was basically emotionless throughout the show.Guy doesn't seem the type that's going to start dry-riding chicks on TV and getting in dramatic shouting/crying matches.And if he sullies a professional reputation on this show, I'll have lost respekt for him.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I care.'Abraham said:
krista4
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You blind?
krista4
Footballguy
BRB.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Word on the street is that he "gets" with a couple of women and was embroiled in a love triangle, or quadrilateral of some type.Probably not good for business.'Dentist said:oh wow, i was hoping he wasn't going to become a "reality" star... the drama on that show will have a negative impact on his dental career.. i'm not loving it.'Guinis72 said:
honky kong
Footballguy
You have become the patron saint of lost causes. Jeebus bless you.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I don't know anything that happens on BP2. This is just stuff that happens after the show ended, apparently.Also, the thing with Jackie Gordon could have used a spoiler tag or two. I'm not reading ahead here.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Either way the tidbit you mentioned about her supposed relationship gives info on the fate of one of the current contestants which (though we may guess) we don't really know yet if we've only been watching the show w/o outside source information. Not a big deal to me, but it will make things even less interesting on the show now.I don't know anything that happens on BP2. This is just stuff that happens after the show ended, apparently.
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