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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Nathan R. Jessep
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nittanylion
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Whisker Biscuits?
Gr00vus
Footballguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WO7fm4tTtMNathan R. Jessep said:noted, GB. For Marissa, I went with my personal favorite from the local shop, a blueberry cake donut.
Maik Jeaunz
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Give her the ol’ carrot cake. Hold the cake. If you know what I mean.
Keerock
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SWC
Bromigo
so you want to give her a lousy carrot brohan you dont win hearts with vegetables you go pastry or you go home when it comes to affairs of the heart trust me brohan when it comes to winning over the papershakers with fine confectionary creations you can call me captain stubinghan take that to the bank bromigos
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Maik Jeaunz
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DocHolliday
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You are still in the game is what this all means. You need to turn it up a notch. Your move depends on how aggressive you want to go.Nathan R. Jessep said:
Option A: Have dinner delivered for her and the kids if you know that she will be home some weeknight.
Option B: Ask her and the kids to come over for a cookout.
Option C: Ask her to dinner. Have a babysitter ready so she just has to say yes.
Ned
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Nothing says I’m your stud like a light glaze.Nathan R. Jessep said:
ragincajun
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So what’s the move here? Send her a glazed “pound” cake?
Nathan R. Jessep
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I heart y'all MFers. In all seriousness, I'm not sure that I'm going to make a move here. At least not yet. I really think she's just being friendly after being basically a stranger for a year and a half. While it does make me happy to know that she's at least thinking about me, I just don't think I can open Pandora's box of emotion with her again yet. Not until I'm a little more sure that she's not just being friendly. Going to play it cool, be friendly in return when the opportunities arise and we will see how it goes.
Oh and I have another line cast out on a dinner date, just waiting to see when she has a free night.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Haven't heard from her since a couple of brief texts Sunday AM. She didn't even tell Kate happy birthday on her actual birthday (which was Sunday), which kinda pissed me off tbh. I think she's perhaps being a chicken####.
jwb
Footballguy
Where is our purse forum mole? We need a report from the other side.
In all seriousness, I'm not sure that I'm going to make a move here. At least not yet. I really think she's just being friendly after being basically a stranger for a year and a half. While it does make me happy to know that she's at least thinking about me, I just don't think I can open Pandora's box of emotion with her again yet. Not until I'm a little more sure that she's not just being friendly. Going to play it cool, be friendly in return when the opportunities arise and we will see how it goes.
Oh and I have another line cast out on a dinner date, just waiting to see when she has a free night.
Ned
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skol asylum
Footballguy
Correct my history it I got it wrong. Kate is your friend and Stacey knows you met on Tinder or something similar before doing the same with Stacey.
Stacey knows that Kate is an alcoholic and sleeps around with friends husbands. (Am I confusing characters in the story here?) And you are pissed she didn't tell Kate happy birthday? Any chance she sees Kate as competition here, or maybe somehow thinks you two have been hooking up on the side? Just a thought.
worrierking
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Meanwhile at the Ladies Purse Forum FFA...
Keerack- So Stacy didn't show for another date with Mr. "Six times in 24 hours." Where does the story go now?
Ho-Saurus- I have a sneaking suspicion that our pizza-devouring stud is the same guy that Mona Lisa Vito was dating last year. Same part of the country, very timid in sealing the deal, lots of hugs. It's him.
ProstheticDIK- This thread must continue! I have nowhere else to go now that Joan Bryant stopped all the "Who's the Hottest Guy" threads.
SWC-Section- Ladies, we have all been in similar situations and I can speak for all of us here in advising Miss Stacy that if she does not appreciate a man who will make her overflow with ecstasy in her nether regions multiple times within a short period of time and after he consumed nearly three quarters of a large deep-dish pizza which no doubt contained many exotic Louisiana spices and possibly Voodoo then maybe some other lady will jump on that fertile colonel and you can take that to the pizzeria princess!
Random Girl- Stacy, I told you to get a tattoo. On the neck!
Evilgash 72- Another great thread dies. Back to the “All Aboard the Dooney & Bourke Bandwagon” in the Purse Forum.
Keerack- So Stacy didn't show for another date with Mr. "Six times in 24 hours." Where does the story go now?
Ho-Saurus- I have a sneaking suspicion that our pizza-devouring stud is the same guy that Mona Lisa Vito was dating last year. Same part of the country, very timid in sealing the deal, lots of hugs. It's him.
ProstheticDIK- This thread must continue! I have nowhere else to go now that Joan Bryant stopped all the "Who's the Hottest Guy" threads.
SWC-Section- Ladies, we have all been in similar situations and I can speak for all of us here in advising Miss Stacy that if she does not appreciate a man who will make her overflow with ecstasy in her nether regions multiple times within a short period of time and after he consumed nearly three quarters of a large deep-dish pizza which no doubt contained many exotic Louisiana spices and possibly Voodoo then maybe some other lady will jump on that fertile colonel and you can take that to the pizzeria princess!
Random Girl- Stacy, I told you to get a tattoo. On the neck!
Evilgash 72- Another great thread dies. Back to the “All Aboard the Dooney & Bourke Bandwagon” in the Purse Forum.
Galileo
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(pro tip: you need to eliminate the punctuation and capital letters from SWC-Section's post)
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Ned
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NotSmart
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Nathan R. Jessep
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First sentence: yes, except that Stacy and I didn't meet on Tinder; we met at a party for a mutual friend
Second: No, Kate wasn't competition for her. She knew this. I discussed Kate openly with Stacy. Kate and Stacy also talked about Kate and I being strictly friends. So, I'm confident it wasn't that.
Stacy decided she liked the single life, drinking with her girlfriends, which was something i directly asked her about early on and she said wouldn't be an issue. Turns out I was right, but I don't fault her for that. My issue was with how she handled the entire situation.
jvdesigns2002
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I wish I could give you a second like for Joan Bryant. I wasn't expecting that. Lol
worrierking
Footballguy
Thanks everybody. I didn't know if bringing back the Purse Forum Shtick was a good idea. How can you compete, shtick-wise, with what SWC was doing in this thread! But I am glad #Ned prodded me into trying it again.
jwb
Footballguy
Did this take place? Any juicy details?Oh and I have another line cast out on a dinner date, just waiting to see when she has a free night.
(I have to live vicariously through someone)
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I'm afraid you'll have to find someone else for your vicarious living. I'm batting .000 lately.
Nope. We've texted a few times, all initiated by me. I had invited her to a concert I was taking my daughter and her friend to and had an extra ticket to (Stacy was the original invitee, but since she disappeared....), citing it as 'not a date because I know you're not "interested" but I seriously just wanted some adult company' so I wouldn't be sitting by myself. She was going out of town on concert day, but first said she was "not uninterested" in me and she didn't know why I thought that but it wasn't accurate. So I told her to let me know when she has a free night and I'll take her to dinner. She said "Deal!" That was 3 weeks ago. :crickets: I didn't tell her, but the reason I thought that is because she rarely texts me first, and when I text her, she sometimes replies, sometimes not. She likes or comments on a FB photo every once in a while and that's it, and we've known each other for a little over a year (we met for coffee once last year, but she had her 3yo with her bc she works from home).
Super interested! Had plans with a buddy fall through last Friday, so last-minute (like, night before) texted her to see if she wanted to hang out. She said "thanks for thinking of me but I have my girls tomorrow." Again, super interested! 
So, I'm going to basically ignore her and see what happens. Man... I'm so tired of dealing with flaky women.
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Kraft...
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ChiefD
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Wah Wah Wah.
You are boning single MILF's all over town while the rest of us bone up every time there is a new post in here. Just looking for something....anything....to spice up our miserable monogamous lives.
Oh I know this scenario all too well.
Thanks for the reply. Good luck to you!
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Wah Wah Wah.
You are boning single MILF's all over town while the rest of us bone up every time there is a new post in here. Just looking for something....anything....to spice up our miserable monogamous lives.
Your monogamous life is more of a gift than you realize. Most of the time. 
I'm not saying I'm giving up. I'm just frustrated as hell.
DocHolliday
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Nathan R. Jessep
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Someone else. I'm not engaging with the neighbor other than being friendly, unless she makes it unmistakably clear that she wants more than friendly.
Nathan R. Jessep
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As much as I would like to agree, I am holding on to the slightest sliver of hope that there might be one left in my demographic and geographic region that is not completely flaky. But they are apparently few and far between, at least around here. Hence the frustration. pantherclub
Footballguy
Bump as a friendly remindier
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
A friendly reminder that you were and still are wrong?
We've been over this. EVERYONE (men and women) has baggage by the time you are past 30 years old. And CLASS has zero to do with it. Zero. What it has a lot to do with, in my opinion, is women being treated terribly by alpha male #######s in the past and projecting that onto every male they encounter after that. I'm not saying that's the case with either of the 2 documented tales I've posted, as it really wasn't, but I know this phenomenon happens a lot. In both cases, both women told me they had feelings for me, then for their own respective reasons, flaked. But thanks for refusing to give up on the alpha male shtick. I'm sure every relationship you've ever had has gone perfectly for you.
jonessed
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Not worth it anyway. At this age everybody has baggage, but some have dealt with it and progressed in life. You seem to be attracted to those still in the thick of it. You’re not going to find any stability that way.
Just be neighbors and leave it at that. Move on to greener pastures.
jwb
Footballguy
To be fair, Stacy was not long term material from the first minute. Over 40 crashing with you on a couch after a night of hard partying? Good for some fun (which you sure had), but women like that have a very high probability of flaking. It's not her past - it's her present.A friendly reminder that you were and still are wrong?
But thanks for refusing to give up on the alpha male shtick. I'm sure every relationship you've ever had has gone perfectly for you.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I definitely agree with that and recognized that early on. Which is exactly why I questioned that early on with her. When I felt like it was getting to be more than just a fling, I questioned it. She said it wasn't an issue. I took her at her word, and I do think she was being genuine at the time. Then with the news from her daughter and the new job, etc. her feelings, or at least her outlook, changed. She's entitled to have changed feelings. It happens. I just took issue with how she handled things towards the end. She was rather cowardly about it. But oh well, that's on her, not me. Live and learn. I try to remind myself that when things don't work out, it's usually for a reason, and better in the long run. That's what I keep telling myself, anyway.
pantherclub
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Everyone over 30 doesnt have the baggage of the 2 women you have described. Your best bet is to ditch that mindset if you are going to move forward. There are still some women out there with class, dignity and morals. Like I said you are just looking in the wrong places. Its not alpha male shtick its just the way it is. You now have been burned (2x) just on what you have told us. I will debate you until the end of time that the last girl was not classy. A 50 year old bar fly that wants to screw on her friends couch the first night she meets is not classy. She just isnt dude.A friendly reminder that you were and still are wrong?
But thanks for refusing to give up on the alpha male shtick. I'm sure every relationship you've ever had has gone perfectly for you.
Believe it or not I am pulling for you but like I said if you just want to screw keep doing the exact same thing you doing, if you want a relationship up your standards and change the things that you have relied on in the past. If you text a girl and she doesnt respond end that chit immediately. Dont let her dictate the rules of the game.
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