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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (1 Viewer)

belljr said:
Have you read anything in this thread?

He doesn't travel that far for sex.

He travels that far to break into apartments, watch others have sex, blow a guy, slink over to a hotel, all while having to take a piss...
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:lmao: congrats, you passed the comprehensive exam on this chapter

 
Damn that was ballsy going into her house. I probably would have snuck out and not made my presence known personally. Most likely would have just messaged her lol and never respond again.

 
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Pretty obvious what ol Lacy was doing here.  She had the Colonel on the hook as a sure thing.  New gay guy was probably a last minute tinder date.  She knows if that doesn't go well she can always have Nate fill the holes in her life later on, but she hits the jackpot with the young buck and figures NRJ will just mosey on back to the hotel.  Little does she know he doesn't mind breaking and entering when he has to tinkle.  :lol:

 
Yankee23Fan said:
Thank God I'm not single.

I mean, you seem to be navigating these treacherous waters just fine, all things considered.  A few hidden float mines have gone off in your vicinity but you've managed to stay away from any massive damage.

I'm exhausted reading all of it.
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It seemed less exhausting when it was just hugs.

 
Grahamburn said:
Pretty obvious what ol Lacy was doing here.  She had the Colonel on the hook as a sure thing.  New gay guy was probably a last minute tinder date.  She knows if that doesn't go well she can always have Nate fill the holes in her life later on, but she hits the jackpot with the young buck and figures NRJ will just mosey on back to the hotel.  Little does she know he doesn't mind breaking and entering when he has to tinkle.  :lol:
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Weebs210 said:
Damn that was ballsy going into her house. I probably would have snuck out and not made my presence known personally. Most likely would have just messaged her lol and never respond again.
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Breaking and entering? :lol:  Keep in mind that the door was open, a fact I knew because I closed it when we went in just a few hours prior, and I was, at that point, at permission of the resident, staying there. I also didn't know until I entered that anybody else was there. I was just entering to piss at the place I was set to stay at for the next 2 nights.

 
I'm not saying that would hold up in a court of law, I don't know about that. I'm just saying my thought process at the time. What if I had brought my suitcase in when I had arrived earlier. Would that exonerate me? :lol:  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Breaking and entering? :lol:  Keep in mind that the door was open, a fact I knew because I closed it when we went in just a few hours prior, and I was, at that point, at permission of the resident, staying there. I also didn't know until I entered that anybody else was there. I was just entering to piss at the place I was set to stay at for the next 2 nights.
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I hear you.  In hindsight it's pretty clear what was going on.  Once she blew you off as soon as you got there and then ghosted you for however long later in the evening she just assumed you'd go away.  Especially if you'd already mentioned you could just crash at the hotel if her plans had changed. 

By your own actions I think you knew something was going on.  Sitting in the car and waiting.  Driving around until 1 AM.  Clearly you didn't feel like you were staying there 100%.  Neither did she.

 
I'm assuming you had your baseball scorecard in your back pocket, to keep track of the upcoming three game series.

I'm assuming you had the visitors with at least a few home runs, since we already know the pitcher always gives up multiple runs at a time? 

But what did you put down for the home team, a double-play, hit by pitch, sac fly, force out , or ... ?

 
Grahamburn said:
I hear you.  In hindsight it's pretty clear what was going on.  Once she blew you off as soon as you got there and then ghosted you for however long later in the evening she just assumed you'd go away.  Especially if you'd already mentioned you could just crash at the hotel if her plans had changed. --yes, but that was a preemptive plan B discussed two weeks prior. My car was parked at her house. She knew this, and I guess forgot or just didn't care, because she saw me get out of it. 

By your own actions I think you knew something was going on.  Sitting in the car and waiting.  Driving around until 1 AM.  Clearly you didn't feel like you were staying there 100%.  Neither did she. --something, yes, just didn't know what.  I wasn't sure she wasn't in some kind of trouble. This was not her normal behavior, as she had always texted/called me back before. And yes, we both 100% were in agreement that I was staying there, up to and including the day of, and just a few hours prior to my discovery. It was her idea. Until it wasn't anymore, unbeknownst to me. :lol:  I don't know what I would've done if she didn't show up. Probably would've just slept on the couch and headed to the hotel first thing the next morning, strictly to keep from having to wake my boss up.
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And I'm certainly not saying I handled everything the right way. Just trying to vet out my thought processes. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
And I'm certainly not saying I handled everything the right way. Just trying to vet out my thought processes. 
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I can't say I would have done anything differently given the scenario you've laid our here, except maybe knock on the front door first.  As it is the way you went about it made for a better story!

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
And I'm certainly not saying I handled everything the right way. Just trying to vet out my thought processes. 
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I think you know this deep down but basically this broad was a blonde Kate. Drunk, morally casual and a complete mess. You might not have consciously recognized the similarities but seems clear as day to me. It is why you were attracted to her, you let the opportunity the night before slip past you when Kate spooned you naked and subconsciously you went out and found her blonde doppelgänger to shag the next night.

You know what you need to do next, you have to nail Kate. That is the truth, sorry if you can’t handle it.

 
Grahamburn said:
I can't say I would have done anything differently given the scenario you've laid our here, except maybe knock on the front door first.  As it is the way you went about it made for a better story!
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Front door is a locked entryway to the interior hallway that leads to all the apartments. There may have been an intercom, but can't remember for sure. 

 
I know you've moved on past Lacy/Lacey, but I really want to hear what her explanation/excuse is for what she did.  Does she own up to it?  Does she come up with a lie?  And I know you weren't exclusive but she did a s##### thing.  It's one thing to date someone else, but on the same night that you've got a eff buddy coming over for for the weekend... Come on, that's crap. 

Maybe after you visit Dr. Florida, she can reciprocate and visit you.  When that is set up, invite Lacy/Lacey over for the same weekend, and enact revenge.  Or, maybe it turns into a group hug...

 
JuniorGong said:
I think you know this deep down but basically this broad was a blonde Kate. Drunk, morally casual and a complete mess. You might not have consciously recognized the similarities but seems clear as day to me. It is why you were attracted to her, you let the opportunity the night before slip past you when Kate spooned you naked and subconsciously you went out and found her blonde doppelgänger to shag the next night.

You know what you need to do next, you have to nail Kate. That is the truth, sorry if you can’t handle it.
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:lmao:  I can appreciate the comparison, but that is completely incorrect.

a) I was attracted to her because she was attractive, friendly and seemed quite intelligent. It had zero to do with Kate. b) I was drinking just as much as she was when we met, along with the rest of our crew, so I cast no stones there, but after hanging out with her a couple of times and talking to her several more times, I had no inclination that she had a drinking problem ala Kate. I still don't really think that, but it's possible I suppose.I guess I'd have to hang out or talk to her every day to know that. Kate drinks daily. Like EVERY day, without fail. I asked her one day just last week when was the last day she didn't drink and she couldn't remember. :(   c)  It's also possible that everything that Lacy told me was a lie, but the things I based my "judgment" of her as a person came from my prior personal interactions and conversations with her. I don't think it was all lies. I think the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.

We can all postulate here based on the facts I have presented to you guys, but I did what I did based on facts as I knew them to be at the time. And,knowing what I know, I'm comfortable with that. 

And no. Kate is basically like my sister at this point. 

 
Bob Loblaw said:
I know you've moved on past Lacy/Lacey, but I really want to hear what her explanation/excuse is for what she did.  Does she own up to it?  Does she come up with a lie?  And I know you weren't exclusive but she did a s##### thing.  It's one thing to date someone else, but on the same night that you've got a eff buddy coming over for for the weekend... Come on, that's crap. 

Maybe after you visit Dr. Florida, she can reciprocate and visit you.  When that is set up, invite Lacy/Lacey over for the same weekend, and enact revenge.  Or, maybe it turns into a group hug...
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:lol: if she ever offers an apology or excuse, I will certainly give you guys an update here, but I'm not holding my breath. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
:lmao:  

We can all postulate here based on the facts I have presented to you guys, but I did what I did based on facts as I knew them to be at the time. And,knowing what I know, I'm comfortable with that. 
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NRJ reminds me of myself.  Prior marriage, good guy, craziness with the ex, takes care of the kids, tries to do things the right way......but has a fatal flaw as do I.  He loves #####.  And because he loves the #####, he will make long drives and break into apartments, as well as convince himself that these one night stands might turn into something, because at its core he's still a good guy.

Salute to you NRJ, I consider you my brother.  Keep banging those whores even if you try to convince yourself they are nice girls.  I would.  I may even start my own contributions somewhere down the road, but I'm certainly not the story teller that our hero has become.

 
flranger said:
NRJ reminds me of myself.  Prior marriage, good guy, craziness with the ex, takes care of the kids, tries to do things the right way......but has a fatal flaw as do I.  He loves #####.  And because he loves the #####, he will make long drives and break into apartments, as well as convince himself that these one night stands might turn into something, because at its core he's still a good guy.

Salute to you NRJ, I consider you my brother.  Keep banging those whores even if you try to convince yourself they are nice girls.  I would.  I may even start my own contributions somewhere down the road, but I'm certainly not the story teller that our hero has become.
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:lmao:  Correction, it was a 2-weekend stand, plus about a month of periodic communications after that. ;)  And she really was nice. That was also part of what was attractive about her. But apparently she was nice to everybody. :lol:  I did NOT, I repeat did NOT, think this was going to turn into something. It was fun. Period. We even had a candid discussion along those lines on weekend #2. But I did spend more than "a night" with her, which is what I was getting at earlier, on which I based my opinions even if they turned out to be wrong. I didn't, however, think she was capable of doing what she did, or else I wouldn't have been messing with her beyond maybe that first encounter. But that's what I was saying by saying based on what I know about her, this was unusual behavior. But I am also aware that sometimes people don't show you who they really are right away and you have to find out for yourself. And sometimes the way you find out is a mother####er. :shrug:  At any rate, I chalk it up as a couple of weekends of fun and a hell of a story to tell. 

And yes, ABSOLUTELY tell us some stories!!! :popcorn:  

 
Gally said:
Is that before or after she spooned you naked?  Spooning naked with your sister may lead to other issues....
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It seems to be all the rage on certain adult sites. 

 
Grahamburn said:
I can't say I would have done anything differently given the scenario you've laid our here, except maybe knock on the front door first.  As it is the way you went about it made for a better story!
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Walk in to the bedroom, tap the dude on the shoulder and cut in just like at a dance.

 
Regardless, I wonder what she told the young man who is apparently not really gay about who you were after you left!  That conversation had to be interesting to say the least. 

 
Angry Beavers said:
Regardless, I wonder what she told the young man who is apparently not really gay about who you were after you left!  That conversation had to be interesting to say the least. 
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Eh, it is New Orleans so decent chance it wasn’t the strangest thing those two experienced that night

 
Angry Beavers said:
Update on the date with the Hot Doc?
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It went VERY well. We met up about 6:45, had dinner and a couple of drinks, then I drove us in her car to another little hangout spot for another drink or two and we chatted and listened to some live music there. Drove back to our rendezvous point, where we made out like teenagers for a while. Definitely undeniable chemistry, which we both acknowledged. I got back in my car and looked at the clock and it was 2AM. :eek:  7 hour first date. :lol:  

I wore a green striped athletic fit polo with my signature jeans and boots and she was wearing jeans, tan heels (she's tiny), and a salmon-colored spaghetti strap number. She looked amazing. Better than I expected, even.  She was complimentary of me as well. :bowtie:  

There will be more dates. This I know. Already got a couple of things in the works. She's going to the LSU game in a few weeks and invited me to come tailgate with her and her girlfriends. 

This one could be trouble. I look forward to it. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
It went VERY well. We met up about 6:45, had dinner and a couple of drinks, then I drove us in her car to another little hangout spot for another drink or two and we chatted and listened to some live music there. Drove back to our rendezvous point, where we made out like teenagers for a while. Definitely undeniable chemistry, which we both acknowledged. I got back in my car and looked at the clock and it was 2AM. :eek:  7 hour first date. :lol:  

I wore a green striped athletic fit polo with my signature jeans and boots and she was wearing jeans, tan heels (she's tiny), and a salmon-colored spaghetti strap number. She looked amazing. Better than I expected, even.  She was complimentary of me as well. :bowtie:  

There will be more dates. This I know. Already got a couple of things in the works. She's going to the LSU game in a few weeks and invited me to come tailgate with her and her girlfriends. 

This one could be trouble. I look forward to it. 
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Maaaaaaah Man!!!! 

 
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