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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter Nathan R. Jessep
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James Bond
Footballguy
Sounds like it is time to hit the clinic for the STD test. Just being safe.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Grahamburn
Footballguy
Pretty obvious what ol Lacy was doing here. She had the Colonel on the hook as a sure thing. New gay guy was probably a last minute tinder date. She knows if that doesn't go well she can always have Nate fill the holes in her life later on, but she hits the jackpot with the young buck and figures NRJ will just mosey on back to the hotel. Little does she know he doesn't mind breaking and entering when he has to tinkle. 
pantherclub
Footballguy
I told her that the first time I have 3+ days without kids, whenever that may be, I'm there. I can justify 16 hours (round trip) of driving for 36-48 hours of baseball games. Plus, it's the beach. I'm a fan. Also, will drive for good pizza.
Dickies
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I get that most people wouldn't, but it doesn't bother me. I don't care about driving. I like it actually. Music and open highway, when I'd otherwise be sitting on the couch by myself watching movies or something. I do that all the time already. 
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Pretty obvious what ol Lacy was doing here. She had the Colonel on the hook as a sure thing. New gay guy was probably a last minute tinder date. She knows if that doesn't go well she can always have Nate fill the holes in her life later on, but she hits the jackpot with the young buck and figures NRJ will just mosey on back to the hotel. Little does she know he doesn't mind breaking and entering when he has to tinkle.
Breaking and entering?
Keep in mind that the door was open, a fact I knew because I closed it when we went in just a few hours prior, and I was, at that point, at permission of the resident, staying there. I also didn't know until I entered that anybody else was there. I was just entering to piss at the place I was set to stay at for the next 2 nights.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I'm not saying that would hold up in a court of law, I don't know about that. I'm just saying my thought process at the time. What if I had brought my suitcase in when I had arrived earlier. Would that exonerate me?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Grahamburn
Footballguy
I hear you. In hindsight it's pretty clear what was going on. Once she blew you off as soon as you got there and then ghosted you for however long later in the evening she just assumed you'd go away. Especially if you'd already mentioned you could just crash at the hotel if her plans had changed.Breaking and entering?
By your own actions I think you knew something was going on. Sitting in the car and waiting. Driving around until 1 AM. Clearly you didn't feel like you were staying there 100%. Neither did she.
Buttonhook
Footballguy
I'm assuming you had your baseball scorecard in your back pocket, to keep track of the upcoming three game series.
I'm assuming you had the visitors with at least a few home runs, since we already know the pitcher always gives up multiple runs at a time?
But what did you put down for the home team, a double-play, hit by pitch, sac fly, force out , or ... ?
I'm assuming you had the visitors with at least a few home runs, since we already know the pitcher always gives up multiple runs at a time?
But what did you put down for the home team, a double-play, hit by pitch, sac fly, force out , or ... ?
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
And I'm certainly not saying I handled everything the right way. Just trying to vet out my thought processes.I hear you. In hindsight it's pretty clear what was going on. Once she blew you off as soon as you got there and then ghosted you for however long later in the evening she just assumed you'd go away. Especially if you'd already mentioned you could just crash at the hotel if her plans had changed. --yes, but that was a preemptive plan B discussed two weeks prior. My car was parked at her house. She knew this, and I guess forgot or just didn't care, because she saw me get out of it.
By your own actions I think you knew something was going on. Sitting in the car and waiting. Driving around until 1 AM. Clearly you didn't feel like you were staying there 100%. Neither did she. --something, yes, just didn't know what. I wasn't sure she wasn't in some kind of trouble. This was not her normal behavior, as she had always texted/called me back before. And yes, we both 100% were in agreement that I was staying there, up to and including the day of, and just a few hours prior to my discovery. It was her idea. Until it wasn't anymore, unbeknownst to me.
Grahamburn
Footballguy
I can't say I would have done anything differently given the scenario you've laid our here, except maybe knock on the front door first. As it is the way you went about it made for a better story!
JuniorGong
Footballguy
I think you know this deep down but basically this broad was a blonde Kate. Drunk, morally casual and a complete mess. You might not have consciously recognized the similarities but seems clear as day to me. It is why you were attracted to her, you let the opportunity the night before slip past you when Kate spooned you naked and subconsciously you went out and found her blonde doppelgänger to shag the next night.
You know what you need to do next, you have to nail Kate. That is the truth, sorry if you can’t handle it.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Front door is a locked entryway to the interior hallway that leads to all the apartments. There may have been an intercom, but can't remember for sure.
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
I know you've moved on past Lacy/Lacey, but I really want to hear what her explanation/excuse is for what she did. Does she own up to it? Does she come up with a lie? And I know you weren't exclusive but she did a s##### thing. It's one thing to date someone else, but on the same night that you've got a eff buddy coming over for for the weekend... Come on, that's crap.
Maybe after you visit Dr. Florida, she can reciprocate and visit you. When that is set up, invite Lacy/Lacey over for the same weekend, and enact revenge. Or, maybe it turns into a group hug...
Maybe after you visit Dr. Florida, she can reciprocate and visit you. When that is set up, invite Lacy/Lacey over for the same weekend, and enact revenge. Or, maybe it turns into a group hug...
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I can appreciate the comparison, but that is completely incorrect.a) I was attracted to her because she was attractive, friendly and seemed quite intelligent. It had zero to do with Kate. b) I was drinking just as much as she was when we met, along with the rest of our crew, so I cast no stones there, but after hanging out with her a couple of times and talking to her several more times, I had no inclination that she had a drinking problem ala Kate. I still don't really think that, but it's possible I suppose.I guess I'd have to hang out or talk to her every day to know that. Kate drinks daily. Like EVERY day, without fail. I asked her one day just last week when was the last day she didn't drink and she couldn't remember. :( c) It's also possible that everything that Lacy told me was a lie, but the things I based my "judgment" of her as a person came from my prior personal interactions and conversations with her. I don't think it was all lies. I think the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.
We can all postulate here based on the facts I have presented to you guys, but I did what I did based on facts as I knew them to be at the time. And,knowing what I know, I'm comfortable with that.
And no. Kate is basically like my sister at this point.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
if she ever offers an apology or excuse, I will certainly give you guys an update here, but I'm not holding my breath. NRJ reminds me of myself. Prior marriage, good guy, craziness with the ex, takes care of the kids, tries to do things the right way......but has a fatal flaw as do I. He loves #####. And because he loves the #####, he will make long drives and break into apartments, as well as convince himself that these one night stands might turn into something, because at its core he's still a good guy.
We can all postulate here based on the facts I have presented to you guys, but I did what I did based on facts as I knew them to be at the time. And,knowing what I know, I'm comfortable with that.
Salute to you NRJ, I consider you my brother. Keep banging those whores even if you try to convince yourself they are nice girls. I would. I may even start my own contributions somewhere down the road, but I'm certainly not the story teller that our hero has become.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Correction, it was a 2-weekend stand, plus about a month of periodic communications after that. 
And she really was nice. That was also part of what was attractive about her. But apparently she was nice to everybody. I did NOT, I repeat did NOT, think this was going to turn into something. It was fun. Period. We even had a candid discussion along those lines on weekend #2. But I did spend more than "a night" with her, which is what I was getting at earlier, on which I based my opinions even if they turned out to be wrong. I didn't, however, think she was capable of doing what she did, or else I wouldn't have been messing with her beyond maybe that first encounter. But that's what I was saying by saying based on what I know about her, this was unusual behavior. But I am also aware that sometimes people don't show you who they really are right away and you have to find out for yourself. And sometimes the way you find out is a mother####er. At any rate, I chalk it up as a couple of weekends of fun and a hell of a story to tell. And yes, ABSOLUTELY tell us some stories!!!
Is that before or after she spooned you naked? Spooning naked with your sister may lead to other issues....
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Kanil
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Walk in to the bedroom, tap the dude on the shoulder and cut in just like at a dance.
gianmarco
Footballguy
ChiefD
Footballguy
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Regardless, I wonder what she told the young man who is apparently not really gay about who you were after you left! That conversation had to be interesting to say the least.
ChiefD
Footballguy
Enderdog
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"The things I do for love."Gally said:
JuniorGong
Footballguy
Eh, it is New Orleans so decent chance it wasn’t the strangest thing those two experienced that night
Fishboy
Footballguy
Study Shows Hugs Really Do Make Us Happier
NRJ was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this article.
NRJ was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this article.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Update on the date with the Hot Doc?
Worm
slimy ninja
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
It went VERY well. We met up about 6:45, had dinner and a couple of drinks, then I drove us in her car to another little hangout spot for another drink or two and we chatted and listened to some live music there. Drove back to our rendezvous point, where we made out like teenagers for a while. Definitely undeniable chemistry, which we both acknowledged. I got back in my car and looked at the clock and it was 2AM.
7 hour first date. I wore a green striped athletic fit polo with my signature jeans and boots and she was wearing jeans, tan heels (she's tiny), and a salmon-colored spaghetti strap number. She looked amazing. Better than I expected, even. She was complimentary of me as well.
There will be more dates. This I know. Already got a couple of things in the works. She's going to the LSU game in a few weeks and invited me to come tailgate with her and her girlfriends.
This one could be trouble. I look forward to it.
Drunken knight
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
How'd you meet the doctor? Did I miss that?
Have you asked her about prostate milking yet?
Have you asked her about prostate milking yet?
jvdesigns2002
Footballguy
Maaaaaaah Man!!!!It went VERY well. We met up about 6:45, had dinner and a couple of drinks, then I drove us in her car to another little hangout spot for another drink or two and we chatted and listened to some live music there. Drove back to our rendezvous point, where we made out like teenagers for a while. Definitely undeniable chemistry, which we both acknowledged. I got back in my car and looked at the clock and it was 2AM.
I wore a green striped athletic fit polo with my signature jeans and boots and she was wearing jeans, tan heels (she's tiny), and a salmon-colored spaghetti strap number. She looked amazing. Better than I expected, even. She was complimentary of me as well.
There will be more dates. This I know. Already got a couple of things in the works. She's going to the LSU game in a few weeks and invited me to come tailgate with her and her girlfriends.
This one could be trouble. I look forward to it.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
We actually went to high school together, so I guess that's how we met originally. Reconnected via FB a couple of months ago.How'd you meet the doctor? Did I miss that?
Have you asked her about prostate milking yet?
And no, not yet. Baby steps.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Ned
Footballguy
