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The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (2 Viewers)

Clinton said:
name='AcerFC' timestamp='1328808229' post='14090926']
offdee said:
Clinton said:
8.5 (wouldn't fault a 9)

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)
I was thinking a 6, 6.5. Fake boobs and the face is not that great

ETA: Forget the 6. 6.5 or 7

Maybe its the pose
Those boobs are 100% real. Here's a name to add to the face.

EDIT: Thorough analysis of the breasts in question

http://cosmicgemslanka.com/blog/2009/10/23/laetitia-casta-model-with-lovely-and-milky-breasts/
You will not fail to see cosmic droplets of milk oozing out of her breasts.
:mellow:

 
protype Fennis infinti sign if I ever saw one
Stunning. Love brunettes these days. Was a blonde man for most of my life, but these days, I'm just drawn to the ravens.
Raven is black.
Oh. Wait, I like black hair! Isn't that a brunette? :confused:
 
Why the GM 1-5 scale will never work. Other than Christo, you'll never hear a guy say...

Dude, I so banged a perfect 5 last night! :hifive:

 
protype Fennis infinti sign if I ever saw one
Stunning. Love brunettes these days. Was a blonde man for most of my life, but these days, I'm just drawn to the ravens.
Raven is black.
Oh. Wait, I like black hair! Isn't that a brunette? :confused:
Brunette is dark brown.
 
The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg

 
The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
You should re-think the 8.
 
The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
You should re-think the 8.
I've been saying the 8 is too high.
 
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.

 
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The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
You should re-think the 8.
:lmao: edit: Oh I clicked on the 4.

 
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The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
You should re-think the 8.
I've been saying the 8 is too high.
At least by that pic she is a 7 at best. Cant see the rest of her and there is a whole lot of bra being used.
 
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'offdee said:
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png
:jawdrop: who is she?
WHO IS SHE!!
http://ashleyannvickers.com/
Ashley has extensive motivational speaking experience and hopes to one day become a full time motivational speaker for college kids with her message of "If you can dream it, you can achieve it."
 
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobuc...el/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
I like her.
 
The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
You should re-think the 8.
I've been saying the 8 is too high.
She may be the hottest chick of all time.
 
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7? :loco:
 
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobuc...el/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7? :loco:
She is.
 
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7? :loco:
I do
 
'offdee said:
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png
:jawdrop: who is she?
WHO IS SHE!!
http://ashleyannvickers.com/
After watching her WWE video she has been knocked down to a 9.
Thanks Fennis! :thumbup: I'm gonna have to agree with BuddyBall though. That picture is perfection but I'm not sure if the rest stack up to it.

9.5

 
'offdee said:
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png
:jawdrop: who is she?
WHO IS SHE!!
http://ashleyannvickers.com/
After watching her WWE video she has been knocked down to a 9.
Thanks Fennis! :thumbup: I'm gonna have to agree with BuddyBall though. That picture is perfection but I'm not sure if the rest stack up to it.

9.5
the visual at hand is all that matters.
 
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7? :loco:
I do
I was going to disagree until you posted that link. :excited: That's putting her in 8 territory.

 
'Major said:
'shuke said:
'Major said:
'offdee said:
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
You think your chick is hotter than offdee's 7? :loco:
I do
:excited: I would very much like to have relations with your friend. Please send me a PM so we can work out the details.

 
protype Fennis infinti sign if I ever saw one
Stunning. Love brunettes these days. Was a blonde man for most of my life, but these days, I'm just drawn to the ravens.
Raven is black.
Oh. Wait, I like black hair! Isn't that a brunette? :confused:
Brunette is dark brown.
Learn something new every day.....
 
I am starting a scale based upon the Farenheit scale. Seriously...we are discussing hotness...right?

0-212.

Gives more room for the nuances.

 
'Major said:
'offdee said:
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4. :thumbup:
 
'Major said:
'offdee said:
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobuc...el/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4. :thumbup:
187
 
'offdee said:
The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
Again, I love you...but your pictures suck. I want to be able to zoom in and see what these girls look like. Look at your pictures and then look at this. Get it? Come on man....you want to drive this bus and that's fine, but f'n do better.
 
'shuke said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
'Buddy Ball 2K3 said:
'offdee said:
The 10, 9, 8, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobuc...Scale/TOS7b.jpg
You should re-think the 8.
I've been saying the 8 is too high.
She may be the hottest chick of all time.
Stop.
 
'jamny said:
'offdee said:
4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg
That's at least a 5.
No kidding. A 4? Really? I bet she's hotter than 75% of the wives on this board.
I struggled with the 4 pic a bit actually.Is this a better representative?4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS45.jpg
 
'Major said:
'offdee said:
Next up, 4 and 7: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7b.jpg
That 7 is more like a 5 in my book. Here's a 7 (8 in a bikini, yes I have some great pool shots) from a recent trip to Miami: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/artbasel.jpg.I'm not even going to open the link to the 4. I'll let Christo and company fight over those mutts.
Boy, that is a classic beauty! She is a GM Scale 4. :thumbup:
I concur....the fact that she's 'fun' and not afraid of happiness makes her a 9 in my book but I'm sure that's a given for most FBGs.
 

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