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The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)
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Slider6
Footballguy
That 3.5 should be at least 4, possibly 4.5. She may not have the boobs that the other 2 do, but she has the better body.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, you're probably right. Her facial features aren't my favorite, but I'd say she's a 4 at least.
offdee
Footballguy
There is a leap from 5 to 6 because there should be...as it's where a distinct tier begins and ends.6 is fairly attractive (it's the lower end of cute)5 is starting to be unattractive (it's the quintessential meh ranking)
Slider6
Footballguy
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on the stupid facial expression.
offdee
Footballguy
The 6 is 15lbs overweight which is what makes her a 6 (no major flaws but maybe minor ones)The 7 is not sexy hot which is what makes her a 7. Has an adorable face with a thin body which you can tell has limited curves. She's the epitomy of cute.The 8 could never be labeled as cute which automatically puts her above a 7. She has the curves of hotness, and only her average facial features keeps her from moving into the 9 territory.
Slider6
Footballguy
I would say your 6 needs to be a little better. I don't think your 6 is attractive at all.
Major
Footballguy
no kidding...i'm away from my desk for a few hours and this turns into whether Tyson Beckford is a GM 4 or 5
jamny
Footballguy
6 has some sexiness about her. Do you put her on par with #5?I would say your 6 needs to be a little better. I don't think your 6 is attractive at all.
Slider6
Footballguy
Yeah, I think she's a 5 too. I don't think her face is attractive, looks like she has boobs going for her, but could be on the chubby side based on the pose.6 has some sexiness about her. Do you put her on par with #5?I would say your 6 needs to be a little better. I don't think your 6 is attractive at all.
offdee
Footballguy
She is a bit chubby which is why she's a 6. Lets not get it twisted, being a 6 isn't a great compliment. There's some obvious flaws at that level.Yeah, I think she's a 5 too. I don't think her face is attractive, looks like she has boobs going for her, but could be on the chubby side based on the pose.6 has some sexiness about her. Do you put her on par with #5?I would say your 6 needs to be a little better. I don't think your 6 is attractive at all.
Slider6
Footballguy
Hmm, so you would rate all the ones I put as 6 in my post at the end of the last page as 7s? I guess my thought is 6/7 is the average "hottie" with 8/9 being the hottest and 10 being as elusive as the chupacabra. Maybe I need to adjust to 7/8 being the average "hottie" and 9 being hottest.She is a bit chubby which is why she's a 6. Lets not get it twisted, being a 6 isn't a great compliment. There's some obvious flaws at that level.Yeah, I think she's a 5 too. I don't think her face is attractive, looks like she has boobs going for her, but could be on the chubby side based on the pose.6 has some sexiness about her. Do you put her on par with #5?I would say your 6 needs to be a little better. I don't think your 6 is attractive at all.
jamny
Footballguy
I don't think I was out of hand calling that a 5
Das Boot
Footballguy
Das Boot
Footballguy
Nor I.
No. 16
Footballguy
How is she not a 5?Tanned, brunette, boobs, natural beauty (doesn't look like there is too much make up).BOOBS!
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
Obviously fake rack. And not a very good one at that.
Not feeling pic 2. I liked pic 1, but she looks kind of thick in pic 2.
Abraham
Footballguy
Drunken disclosure:
I have slept with:
At least seven 7's
Three 8's
Two 9's (a Hawaiian and a girl from Waco)
Seven 6's
Four 5's
Four 4's (including one that lost 20 pounds, got a tan, lightened her hair and became a 7 AFTErWARds).
And a 2, who was about 40 pounds from being a five.
And some others.
asses out:
I have slept with:
At least seven 7's
Three 8's
Two 9's (a Hawaiian and a girl from Waco)
Seven 6's
Four 5's
Four 4's (including one that lost 20 pounds, got a tan, lightened her hair and became a 7 AFTErWARds).
And a 2, who was about 40 pounds from being a five.
And some others.
asses out:
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Ray Karpis
Footballguy
I'm okay with scale except for the 9. I don't get all the love. Hell, the picture is so dark I can one see half of her face. I would take the 8 AND the 7 over the 9.
That said, the 10 makes up for it. She is perfection.
That said, the 10 makes up for it. She is perfection.
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Ray Karpis
Footballguy
I don't necessarily disagree. To me though, that's all that keeps her from being a 9.Not feeling pic 2. I liked pic 1, but she looks kind of thick in pic 2.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
General Malaise
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Yes. I thought I was auditioning.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus, can you catch flies with that tongue?Yes. I thought I was auditioning.
ShaqAttaq
Morally Ambiguous
more 4 please
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
I can respect the 5-8 grades. The rest just become a mush.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Jesus, can you catch flies with that tongue?Yes. I thought I was auditioning.
GB all of you
Guster
Footballguy
nice bumshe looks funOffdee 7?
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Sounds about right.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Is this a compliment?Jesus, can you catch flies with that tongue?Yes. I thought I was auditioning.
Fennis
Footballguy
Fennis
Footballguy
pretty sure he is hitting on youIs this a compliment?Jesus, can you catch flies with that tongue?Yes. I thought I was auditioning.
I'm going 8.
mr fancypants
Footballguy
I haven't clicked on all the links, but it seems like the offdee scale only ranks white chicks.
I'm going to start with black women.
GM Scale #4
In all honesty GM's Black Women #4 is the perfect #8. It is time to incorporate ethnic women into this.
My god what I would do to that woman.
I'm going to start with black women.
GM Scale #4
In all honesty GM's Black Women #4 is the perfect #8. It is time to incorporate ethnic women into this.
My god what I would do to that woman.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Hmmm... I think this is where you and I see things differently.Plenty of "hot" chicks aren't all that pretty, so I wouldn't give them above a 7. Plenty of pretty girls aren't necessarily "hot", but could potentially deserve an 8. The whole face vs body thing I guess.'offdee said:
The girl in question looks like a stripper imo. Take away the fake cans and
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Major
Footballguy
I have pretty high standards and the girl was easily an 8. Trust me, guyHmmm... I think this is where you and I see things differently.Plenty of "hot" chicks aren't all that pretty, so I wouldn't give them above a 7. Plenty of pretty girls aren't necessarily "hot", but could potentially deserve an 8. The whole face vs body thing I guess.'offdee said:
The girl in question looks like a stripper imo. Take away the fake cans and
. And it was a costume party so all the females dressed as sluts.dparker713
Footballguy
I think the point stands though, offdee places too much importance on the body relative to the face.Also, Mensa just requires a top 2% score. Its not ultra rare or anything and nor should 10s.I have pretty high standards and the girl was easily an 8. Trust me, guyHmmm... I think this is where you and I see things differently.Plenty of "hot" chicks aren't all that pretty, so I wouldn't give them above a 7. Plenty of pretty girls aren't necessarily "hot", but could potentially deserve an 8. The whole face vs body thing I guess.'offdee said:
The girl in question looks like a stripper imo. Take away the fake cans and
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Agreed. That is not the face of an 8.I think the point stands though, offdee places too much importance on the body relative to the face.Also, Mensa just requires a top 2% score. Its not ultra rare or anything and nor should 10s.I have pretty high standards and the girl was easily an 8. Trust me, guyHmmm... I think this is where you and I see things differently.Plenty of "hot" chicks aren't all that pretty, so I wouldn't give them above a 7. Plenty of pretty girls aren't necessarily "hot", but could potentially deserve an 8. The whole face vs body thing I guess.'offdee said:
The girl in question looks like a stripper imo. Take away the fake cans and
Jojo the circus boy
Footballguy
Same with Maxim hometown hottie vid - chicks always seem hotter until you meet them (or see them in a video).After watching her WWE video she has been knocked down to a 9.http://ashleyannvickers.com/WHO IS SHE!!who is she?
Clinton
Footballguy
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