I went to Trump's website to see when he was doing his next rally, but there are none on the schedule. (cue sad trombone)
However, I did see
this fantastical list of "promises kept" (and I mean
fantastical in the
literal sense of the word):
- President Trump jump-started America's economy!
- President Trump protected the American homeland so that every American can feel safe in their community!
- President Trump rebuilt our military!
- President Trump crushed ISIS!
- President Trump created a task force!
- President Trump included actions to improve the lives of rural Americans!
- President Trump partnered with local communities!
- President Trump has created more transparency!
- President Trump built stronger rural communities!
- President Trump made sure the government fulfilled its commitment to our country's veterans by reforming the V.A.!