The wife superfecta (1 Viewer)

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Do you loofah her stretch marks Judge?

 

[Angry Beavers]

Do you loofah her stretch marks Judge?

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Do you loofah her stretch marks Judge?

What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsgAp-pYPc

 

[dickey moe]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive, likes comic books but is super selective when it comes to graphic novels

 

[rockaction]

I prefer women who would say "Ummmm, baseball is boring as ####. Let's go have kinky sex."

Exactly. I prefer my women to know I love sports and appreciate that, but not really give a crap about them personally. Be girly and look hot.

Love the fact that my wife leaves me alone during games.

Disagree. A wonderful morning is one in which one blearily sits in bed, listening to one's girlfriend telling you that you must wake up. You just have to. To go to the airport. To wind up catching a plane from Dulles to watch Pedro Martinez face Bartolo Colon at the Jake in one of the better pitching match-ups of the era.

Sometimes involvement and caring about sports works out well.

 

[Judge Smails]

I don't think this thread has turned out the way Judge intended.

LOL - totally good with it. Cracks me up

 

[Spike]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

My wife drives me to the casino to play poker with me...and she wins! Nuclear explosion.Honestly, my wife is the best. Hot. Funny. A genius. Fantastic mom. Crazy fun. She points out hot women for me to look at. She can do more shots than me. Looooves poker. Midnight toker. After 16 years, I have yet to meet/see a wife half as cool. They absolutely broke the mold with her, no hyperbole.

Eta: refuses presents. I had to force a necklace on her last year. And yeah, I know, go ahead and hit that lob...

You're a fortunate man...

 

[Ash]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

Oof. Misogynist much?

New here?

 

[Das Boot]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

My wife drives me to the casino to play poker with me...and she wins! Nuclear explosion.Honestly, my wife is the best. Hot. Funny. A genius. Fantastic mom. Crazy fun. She points out hot women for me to look at. She can do more shots than me. Looooves poker. Midnight toker. After 16 years, I have yet to meet/see a wife half as cool. They absolutely broke the mold with her, no hyperbole.

Eta: refuses presents. I had to force a necklace on her last year. And yeah, I know, go ahead and hit that lob...

Wow, a woman like that would deserve a really special necklace.

Maybe like a........

diamond necklace?

 

[shadyridr]

Whats the term for one fecta?

 

[belljr]

My wife hates shopping, jewelry and flowers. It's wonderful.

My wife hates penis.:Winning:

 

[Dentist]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

My wife drives me to the casino to play poker with me...and she wins! Nuclear explosion.Honestly, my wife is the best. Hot. Funny. A genius. Fantastic mom. Crazy fun. She points out hot women for me to look at. She can do more shots than me. Looooves poker. Midnight toker. After 16 years, I have yet to meet/see a wife half as cool. They absolutely broke the mold with her, no hyperbole.

Eta: refuses presents. I had to force a necklace on her last year. And yeah, I know, go ahead and hit that lob...

sounds like a unicorn

does she have all of her limbs?

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

I like a woman who can take a punch and not run to the cops

 

[Dentist]

I like a woman who can take a punch and not run to the cops

 

[Das Boot]

I like a woman who can take a punch and not run to the cops

I like Hope Solo too.

 

[northern exposure]

like the "not a spender" part.. could care less about the sports.. great mother is awesome.

I think the ultra-superfecta would be:

doesn't spend, doesn't speak unless spoken to, faithful, great mother, supportive

There are mail-order brides for that.

Now you've done it. You've set off the johnnycakes signal.

 

[jon_mx]

Whats the term for one fecta?

They call that a penis.

 

[The Football Freak]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

My wife drives me to the casino to play poker with me...and she wins! Nuclear explosion.Honestly, my wife is the best. Hot. Funny. A genius. Fantastic mom. Crazy fun. She points out hot women for me to look at. She can do more shots than me. Looooves poker. Midnight toker. After 16 years, I have yet to meet/see a wife half as cool. They absolutely broke the mold with her, no hyperbole.

Eta: refuses presents. I had to force a necklace on her last year. And yeah, I know, go ahead and hit that lob...

sounds like a unicorn

does she have all of her limbs?

Oh, she's quite real. 1/4 chupacabra from her mother's side, though.

They are out there.

 

[The Football Freak]

Sounds good.

My wife gets mad at me if I don't have a poker night at least once a momth. Boom.

My wife drives me to the casino to play poker with me...and she wins! Nuclear explosion.Honestly, my wife is the best. Hot. Funny. A genius. Fantastic mom. Crazy fun. She points out hot women for me to look at. She can do more shots than me. Looooves poker. Midnight toker. After 16 years, I have yet to meet/see a wife half as cool. They absolutely broke the mold with her, no hyperbole.

Eta: refuses presents. I had to force a necklace on her last year. And yeah, I know, go ahead and hit that lob...

Wow, a woman like that would deserve a really special necklace.

Maybe like a........

diamond necklace?

Heh. I was even waiting for it, but I laughed.