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The Young Ones (1 Viewer)

SmoovySmoov

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The Way of the Samurai
Anyone here a fan of this show besides me? Been a favorite since I was a kid. Used to watch it every Sunday night at midnight on MTV. Have them all now, but I don't get to watch them very much (my wife hates it).HANDS UP, WHO LIKES ME?????It's a potion I've been working on. It's basically a cure for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.Come on, Mike! Quit talkin to the old bag about your herpes!

 
I also used to watch it on MTV at midnight with a group of friends back in the day.Funny stuff. Vivian cracked me up

 
'SmoovySmoov said:
Anyone here a fan of this show besides me? Been a favorite since I was a kid. Used to watch it every Sunday night at midnight on MTV. Have them all now, but I don't get to watch them very much (my wife hates it).HANDS UP, WHO LIKES ME?????It's a potion I've been working on. It's basically a cure for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.Come on, Mike! Quit talkin to the old bag about your herpes!
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Big fan years back. Haven't seen them in a long time. :thumbup:Loved the Lemmy appearance.

 
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Darling Fascist Bully Boy,Give me some more money, you *******. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.Neil

 
Loved it. Mike: Never mind a Priest, call an ambulance!Vyvyan: Why Mike?Mike: I've just nailed my legs to the table!Vyvyan: Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly! Whenever anything explodes in this house it's always blame Vyvyan!Rick: Well, who do you suggest we blame?Vyvyan: Blame whoever rung the front doorbell! Because they OBVIOUSLY set off the bomb I wired up!

 
Neil: " no one listens to me anymore ... I feel like a Leonard Cohen album". Loved the musical guests as well ... Motorhead, the Damned, etc. Pretty excellent show.

 
I have the whole series on DVD. Watched the show when it first came out in the UK. Rik Mayall went on to portray a Conservative MP called Alan B'Stard in The New Statesman, also well worth ferreting out.

 
Hellooooo Kitchen. My name's Neil. But don't bother trying to remember it, because I'll probably be dead anyway.

 
Yes follow them on Facebook. Always good quotes. Security Guard: Hang On, What's that?Vyvyan: It's my mascot.Security Guard: A pig?Vyvyan: No!Security Guard: It is.Vyvyan: It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.Security Guard: Looks exactly like a pig.Vyvyan: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.Security Guard: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?Vyvyan: Ha ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig.

 
Used to love the show when it was on MTV. Got the DVDs a while back and was kind of disappointed. Not as funny as I remember, but it's a good show.

 
All the scripts are here"Yes, we've got a bloody video"

Policeman 1: I reckon I could have slept with her, if it wasn't for something I said. But we had a row and, uh... I said something about the Pope.Policeman 2: That's a bit stupid, you know she's Catholic. Policeman 1: Yeah, I know she's Catholic, but I didn't know the Pope was.
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POLICEMAN: Ho ho ha ha ha! Gotcha, Mr. Sambo-darky-coon! I got your number, you're nicked!MAN: [first shot of man's face. He is anglo-saxon, not african] Is there something the matter, officer?POLICEMAN: Oh oh oh, don't we sound proper, Mr. Rasta's chocolate drop! Now, listen here, son. I should warn you, i've done a weekends training with the SAS!I could pull both your arms off and leave no trace of violence! Lord Scarman need never know!MAN: Look, what seems to be the trouble, officer? [rings doorbell again. Policeman grabs his hand]POLICEMAN: That's white man's electricity you're burning ringing that doorbell. That's theft! I've got your number, so hold out your hand!MAN: Officer, I represent Kellog's corflakes car competition![Man takes off his glove to retrieve a business card. Upon taking off his glove, the policeman quickly takes off his sunglasses and grabs the man's hand and stares it.After a while he looks at man nervously]POLICEMAN: Oh, sorry, John. I thought you was a ######! Carry on! [quickly runs away. Futumch appears at the door]
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