They need a pill for this (1 Viewer)

[ghostguy123]

A pill that makes you pretty much instantly zone out for several hours (think the movie "Click", except way better), except you are able to function 100% as you normally would, and you even remember everything that happened. 

Not a roofie or any other sort of thing that inhibits your ability.  Simply a pill where if  you want your stupid ### work day to just be OVER in just a few minutes without actually having to experience any of it, but able to remember it all.

Trillions to whoever invents this. 

Having a work night right now where this pill would come in handy

 

[Peyton Marino]

adderall

 

[sho nuff]

How about a chemical to induce instant orgasm?

Forget tasers...shoot a man with an "O" dart and he won't run or fight or really do anything for a bit...

 

[ghostguy123]

adderall

umm, no.  Not even 1% there

 

[ghostguy123]

How about a chemical to induce instant orgasm?

Forget tasers...shoot a man with an "O" dart and he won't run or fight or really do anything for a bit...

This does nothing for speeding up my work night.

 

[sho nuff]

This does nothing for speeding up my work night.

Makes it more fun though.

As long as it does it also make a mess.

 

[ghostguy123]

Makes it more fun though.

As long as it does it also make a mess.

More fun for who?  Shooting another guy with an O gun would be fun for you?

I guess that just doesn't fit into my work environment.  Good idea though, just not what I am looking for here.

 

[Peyton Marino]

umm, no.  Not even 1% there

don't even know what this means.  

 

[ghostguy123]

don't even know what this means.  

It means Adderall is nothing close to what I wish was out there.

 

[Peyton Marino]

It means Adderall is nothing close to what I wish was out there.

it's exactly what you want

 

[ghostguy123]

it's exactly what you want

no, no it is not

 

[Phase of the Game]

How about a chemical to induce instant orgasm?

Forget tasers...shoot a man with an "O" dart and he won't run or fight or really do anything for a bit...

That's a strange thing to write...so you want to give other men orgasms?

 

[ghostguy123]

That's a strange thing to write...so you want to give other men orgasms?

Yes, yes it was odd.  And using it on yourself would inhibit your ability to work, so this is not what I am seeking.

Simple.  It is about 1am right now.  I want to take a pill so that in the next few minutes I am basically transported through time for the next several hours (dose dependent), and when I "wake up" I have completed my work day as I normally would with no observable effects from the pill, and I also remember everything that happened as I normally would.

Kinda of like when you hit the end of a crappy work day and you think to yourself "god I am glad that is over".  Well, I want that feeling right now, not 7 hours from now. 

 

[ChainsawU]

Unable to wait for work to be over, Ghostguy123 takes an entire bottle of Waitmate pills and is rendered comatose.

 

[MikeIke]

Puffer fish toxin.  Turns you into a zombie. Take some of that you can sail through your work day. All the Haitian voodoo priests swear by it. 

 

[ghostguy123]

Unable to wait for work to be over, Ghostguy123 takes an entire bottle of Waitmate pills and is rendered comatose.

I would call them zippys

 

[Brony]

One that makes me feel like I'm alone with you.

When I'm alone with you.

I'm alone with you, baby

 

[Peyton Marino]

no, no it is not

have you ever tried it while doing something monotonous?

 

[AnonymousBob]

Wish they had a pill that let you not sleep but let your brain and body slowly recover as if you had. 

 

[ghostguy123]

have you ever tried it while doing something monotonous?

yeah.  It's not remotely close to what I am looking for

 

[ghostguy123]

Wish they had a pill that let you not sleep but let your brain and body slowly recover as if you had. 

This would be a good one also, but whenever this one gets invented it will just lead to the 80 hour work week for everyone.

 

[Peyton Marino]

yeah.  It's not remotely close to what I am looking for

lol