things otis would do before kate upton (1 Viewer)

[Guest]

Spend $5k to have someone propose to plant a tree.

Good fix.Spend $5k for tree trimming consultation.

 

[BassNBrew]

Win a fantasy football bet with Timsochet.Give good fantasy football advice.

 

[phrozen]

Give Mitt Romney a back rub

 

[bostonfred]

Be the creamy middle of a shuke and shuketwin shukewich

 

[Tecumseh]

Go to Target on Black Friday.

 

[DrJ]

Vote to pay more taxes.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Go to Target on Black Friday.

Gain another 80 pounds, and continue to call supermodels fat.You could tell from looking at that boys hands that he was only a few years away from being the live action version of Porky Pig.

 

[DrJ]

Hang out at Bizarro FFA.

 

[Michael Brown]

A hawk

 

[Sheriff66]

Go to Target on Black Friday.

Gain another 80 pounds, and continue to call supermodels fat.You could tell from looking at that boys hands that he was only a few years away from being the live action version of Porky Pig.

 

[Onions]

:hawkscreech:

 

[wazoo11]

Ted Bundy

 

[GAlmgren]

Mr. Ham

 

[Otis]

Hand modeling

 

[Otis]

Yeah, what a big phag

 

[Otis]

Install whole house air conditioning instead of just tunring a corner of it into Antartica.

####

 

[FlapJacks]

ice a bro

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Install whole house air conditioning instead of just tunring a corner of it into Antartica.

####

It's alright GB, the most surprising thing to me at Coshole was how HJS stated "I thought you were a fat guy, you're skinny as ####". Then Bogart chimes in, I thought you would be really load and obnoxious too.Kind of feel bad I didn't live up to expectations.

 

[Abraham]

Install whole house air conditioning instead of just tunring a corner of it into Antartica.

####

It's alright GB, the most surprising thing to me at Coshole was how HJS stated "I thought you were a fat guy, you're skinny as ####". Then Bogart chimes in, I thought you would be really load and obnoxious too.Kind of feel bad I didn't live up to expectations.

I thought you were fat too. : shrug: instead you are manly and svelt.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Install whole house air conditioning instead of just tunring a corner of it into Antartica.

####

It's alright GB, the most surprising thing to me at Coshole was how HJS stated "I thought you were a fat guy, you're skinny as ####". Then Bogart chimes in, I thought you would be really load and obnoxious too.Kind of feel bad I didn't live up to expectations.

I thought you were fat too. : shrug: instead you are manly and svelt.

How you doin'?

 

[southeastjerome]

Ashley York

 

[BobbyLayne]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Ashley York

Oof.

 

[FlapJacks]

the Harlem Shake

 

[shadyridr]

Ashley York

Holy ####

 

[Otis]

This reads like the Otis Roast when I finally retire some day.



It was a run

 

[Kal El]

Ashley York

Ashley Olsen

 

[The Kerminator]

Richard Simmons

 

[mr roboto]

Ashley York

Ashley Olsen

Too fat.

 

[bostonfred]

record a rap battle with mr ham

 

[bostonfred]

Send a fake fax to himself with his own fbg screenshot on it and claim he has a stalker

 

[Aerial Assault]

Pro bono24/7

 

[meathorse]

a horse

Here's hoping.

 

[Otis]

Send a fake fax to himself with his own fbg screenshot on it and claim he has a stalker

I did that?

 

[Otis]

So wait, is this supposed to be a list of things I would do or won't do? Because so far the list includes things like "a horse," which I guess means I have bad taste in women and would totally do that, but also things like "sit ups," and everyone knows a fat guy never does sit ups.This is all jammed up. It's like the first few pages of the future wheelhouse topics thread when half the people there didn't really understand the joke yet.

 

[John Bender]

So wait, is this supposed to be a list of things I would do or won't do? Because so far the list includes things like "a horse," which I guess means I have bad taste in women and would totally do that, but also things like "sit ups," and everyone knows a fat guy never does sit ups.

This is all jammed up. It's like the first few pages of the future wheelhouse topics thread when half the people there didn't really understand the joke yet.

It's both. Things you generally wouldn't do but would do before doing Kate Upton. Try to keep up Oats.HTH

 

[Stinger Ray]

This reads like the Otis Roast when I finally retire some day.



It was a run

It's time to retire...you lost it a while ago.

 

[Otis]

This reads like the Otis Roast when I finally retire some day.



It was a run

It's time to retire...you lost it a while ago.

I guess you're missing me absolutely running the table in the Upton thread. I haven't leveled ifolks like that since the time I suckered a bunch of republican zealots into paying me over a grand.My game may have changed a bit, but Otis still has it.

 

[Stinger Ray]

This reads like the Otis Roast when I finally retire some day.



It was a run

It's time to retire...you lost it a while ago.

I guess you're missing me absolutely running the table in the Upton thread. I haven't leveled ifolks like that since the time I suckered a bunch of republican zealots into paying me over a grand.My game may have changed a bit, but Otis still has it.

I have seen it and it screams to stick a fork in you........you're done.Your mullet thread was a disaster too.

 

[pittstownkiller]

A Russian midget, from Coney Island.

 

[Raider Nation]

Men

 

[Short Corner]

Ned Beatty

 

[The Goat]

A goat

No.No he would not.

 

[shadyridr]

So wait, is this supposed to be a list of things I would do or won't do? Because so far the list includes things like "a horse," which I guess means I have bad taste in women and would totally do that, but also things like "sit ups," and everyone knows a fat guy never does sit ups.This is all jammed up. It's like the first few pages of the future wheelhouse topics thread when half the people there didn't really understand the joke yet.

Newsflash... sjp and swank both look like horses

 

[Papa Georgio]

This reads like the Otis Roast when I finally retire some day.



It was a run

It's time to retire...you lost it a while ago.

I guess you're missing me absolutely running the table in the Upton thread. I haven't leveled ifolks like that since the time I suckered a bunch of republican zealots into paying me over a grand.My game may have changed a bit, but Otis still has it.

It's a bit like when Jordan played for the Bullets.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This reads like the Otis Roast when I finally retire some day.



It was a run

It's time to retire...you lost it a while ago.

I guess you're missing me absolutely running the table in the Upton thread. I haven't leveled ifolks like that since the time I suckered a bunch of republican zealots into paying me over a grand.My game may have changed a bit, but Otis still has it.

It's a bit like when Jordan played for the Bullets.

You misspelled Barons.

 

[Stinger Ray]

So wait, is this supposed to be a list of things I would do or won't do? Because so far the list includes things like "a horse," which I guess means I have bad taste in women and would totally do that, but also things like "sit ups," and everyone knows a fat guy never does sit ups.This is all jammed up. It's like the first few pages of the future wheelhouse topics thread when half the people there didn't really understand the joke yet.

Newsflash... sjp and swank both look like horses

I'm convinced Sjp is a horse.

 

[mr roboto]

So wait, is this supposed to be a list of things I would do or won't do? Because so far the list includes things like "a horse," which I guess means I have bad taste in women and would totally do that, but also things like "sit ups," and everyone knows a fat guy never does sit ups.This is all jammed up. It's like the first few pages of the future wheelhouse topics thread when half the people there didn't really understand the joke yet.

Newsflash... sjp and swank both look like horses

I'm convinced Sjp is a horse.

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/cruel-joke-at-target/

 

[shader]

When you can get a multi-page thread all about you and your shtick, you've won the Internet. Congrats Oats!

 

[Witz]

SJP?

a horse

:honda: