Things that just can't be improved upon... (1 Viewer)

[Leroy Hoard]

Whenever somebody replies to me with “friend” it always reads like Chief or Buddy or Pal. I know a lecture is coming.

If you say so Boss.

 

[Scoresman]

I dunno. I like my breakfast with lots of hog. Always had a beef with Ice Cube over that.

 

[belljr]

I dunno. I like my breakfast with lots of hog. Always had a beef with Ice Cube over that.

Nttawwt

 

[dkp993]

The feeling of your own bed with fresh sheets and a cool dark room after an exhausting day (or time away traveling).

 

[STBootleg]

Oreo cookie. As evidenced by the many attempts to one up the original.

Just tried the new Tiramisu Oreo thins.
Awesome

I dig the mocha varieties

I know it sounds weird but the one flavor that had pop rocks in it was fantastic.

I must say, these were pretty good.

 

[the moops]

Oreo cookie. As evidenced by the many attempts to one up the original.

Just tried the new Tiramisu Oreo thins.
Awesome

I dig the mocha varieties

I know it sounds weird but the one flavor that had pop rocks in it was fantastic.

I must say, these were pretty good.

gross

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I have yet to find a superior breakfast sandwich to a McDonald's sausage and egg McMuffin with a well done muffin (suck it @belljr)

What else can't be made any better?

After going years without eating McDs, coming back from tennis on a Sat morning and my son asks me why I don't just grab one on the way home so I'm not starving.
Like he gave me permission to actually eat there because my wife forbids it. I had a Sausage Mcmuffin with egg and cheese, 2 of them actually and they were f-bomb delicious
When made fresh and piping hot and the cheese actually melts and holds it all together, you wonder how they ever got away from these.

And the 2 of them totaled out at like $7-$8, I was stuffed and I didn't get anything to go with them.
How much worse is that for you than whatever bacon, eggs and grits I cook up at home?
No mess, wrappers in the trash, they're perfect guy food in the morning.

-Don't tell the Mrs but sometimes now I just grab one after tennis on Saturdays and don' tell her, I slip the wrapper and bag into the outside trash before I walk inside...Shhhhh

Seems like a healthy relationship

Sounds like you're not married


My wife has another zinger you'll love "Gas stations are not a place to look for food"
She absolutely will shame me for buying a hot dog/meat stick from 7-11

She’s right.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Hard Rock Stadium at 1:00 in...December
Delightful place to watch a football game when the weather is anywhere from 70-80 degrees with a light breeze
Easiest stadium in the country to get in and out of, main interstate/turnpike dumps you right into the parking lot
The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino is just 1 exit North

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Hard Rock Stadium at 1:00 in...December
Delightful place to watch a football game when the weather is anywhere from 70-80 degrees with a light breeze
Easiest stadium in the country to get in and out of, main interstate/turnpike dumps you right into the parking lot
The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino is just 1 exit North

And Josh Allen pays property taxes in Miami-Dade county because of all the time he's spent in your end zone.

 

[AAABatteries]

Haha...Now that you mention it, Kahlua might be the perfect liqueur

Well, this is all kinds of wrong.

 

[Major]

Haha...Now that you mention it, Kahlua might be the perfect liqueur

Well, this is all kinds of wrong.

You strike me more as a Midori type of fella?

 

[AAABatteries]

Haha...Now that you mention it, Kahlua might be the perfect liqueur

Well, this is all kinds of wrong.

You strike me more as a Midori type of fella?

How dare you!

Top of head I can name maybe half a dozen that are better:

Campari, Aperol, Amaro Nonino, Chartreuse (both), Maraschino, Drambuie

 

[AAABatteries]

I could think of breakfast sandwiches that might qualify.

I thought we concluded a taco is not a sandwich?

 

[Major]

Haha...Now that you mention it, Kahlua might be the perfect liqueur

Well, this is all kinds of wrong.

You strike me more as a Midori type of fella?

How dare you!

Top of head I can name maybe half a dozen that are better:

Campari, Aperol, Amaro Nonino, Chartreuse (both), Maraschino, Drambuie

All good choices. Used to love a good Pimms Cup on these summer days but Campari would always suffice.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I could think of breakfast sandwiches that might qualify.

I thought we concluded a taco is not a sandwich?

I would agree with the statement that A taco is not a sandwich.

No reason a sandwich can't be made from multiples, however.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Hard Rock Stadium at 1:00 in...December
Delightful place to watch a football game when the weather is anywhere from 70-80 degrees with a light breeze
Easiest stadium in the country to get in and out of, main interstate/turnpike dumps you right into the parking lot
The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino is just 1 exit North

Anything Hard Rock can be improved upon, guy.