Things You Can Say About Baseball But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[Bruce Dickinson]

I like to bring in a LOOGY out of the bullpen late to mix it up a little.

 

[eoMMan]

You are boring AF.

 

[rockaction]

Second base!  

 

[rockaction]

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was "to" your girlfriend.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Too many trips to the mound.

 

[lardonastick]

Showed great defense on the DP.

 

[E-Z Glider]

I can't wait to see your Steamer projections.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I like it when the Dominican switch-hitter gets things started.

 

[wikkidpissah]

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[Leroy Hoard]

Only needs one battery at a time.

 

[otb_lifer]

Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier

 

[ChiefD]

1 finger down means I'm bringing my fast ball. 

 

[John Bender]

That looks like an old catchers mitt. 

 

[otb_lifer]

will use up roughly 158,000 new balls between April and September. 

 

[(HULK)]

Everyday from April to September (except for a 3 day break around Independence Day), at least 18 men (usually more depending on the rotation) get to make their childhood fantasies become reality and get paid handsomely to do so.

 

[Mr. Brownstone]

Rub some dirt on it.

 

[lardonastick]

Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown

 

[otb_lifer]

**MLB specific **

no woman has ever taken the mound. 

 

[Osaurus]

Here comes the knuckleball

 

[Fred Lane]

It's opening day! I have been waiting for this since October!

 

[Thomas The Skank Engine]

Strike zone is wide

 

[Scoresman]

It sucks

 

[EYLive]

Too much grass on the field.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Let's get two!

 

[Ilov80s]

The spit ball is illegal, got to keep the balls dry. No salvia or petroleum jelly.

 

[otb_lifer]

there is a stoppage in play if things get too wet 

 

[trident]

That it is the best on the planet.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I hit a home run.

 

[otb_lifer]

 being sent down to the minors is oft times essential for rehab and seasoning. 

 

[dickey moe]

You want another foot-long?

 

[dickey moe]

George Will is really into you.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Many family-friendly movies have been made about it.

 

[otb_lifer]

there's 60 yds. between second base and home 

 

[Eephus]

It harder to go deep with wood

 

[James Daulton]

At least I don't play softball. 

 

[cockroach]

She's walking if confronted with 4 balls. 

 

[B Maverick]

Here comes the backdoor slider

Middle's Open

 

[Drunken knight]

here comes the squeeze play

you need to choke up on that

the infield is in dp position

looks like the hidden ball trick

she really trying to stretch that one out

 

[Galileo]

It's dollar dog night!!

 

[Ilov80s]

You want to hit clean-up