Things You Can Say About The Olympics But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[Bruce Dickinson]

Comes for two weeks every four years.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

The dismount needs some work. 

 

[MikeIke]

The entry was decent but there was too much splash. 

 

[MikeIke]

She's going to lose points for using her hands on the dismount. 

 

[krista4]

The snatch wasn't as good as the clean and jerk.

 

[belljr]

This will be over in less than 10 seconds

 

[Leroy Hoard]

5 rings instead of zero.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Their extraneous conduct in public restrooms embarrasses me

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

The whole experience is better when Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinsky are calling the action.

 

[GregR]

If you don't speed up you're going to get lapped.

 

[GregR]

It's not the qualifying that bothers me so much as it being eight at a time.

 

[Shaft41]

She didn't really finish her stroke as she reached to the wall.  

 

[James Daulton]

Watching them in their bathing suits turns me on. 

 

[Shaft41]

It's been filled up too much with Ryan Lochte.  

 

[GregR]

The Chinese girl was amazing, but I suspect she was probably only 14.

 

[James Bond]

I was really surprised to see someone finish that fast.

 

[Scoresman]

I love the olympics!

 

[JNox3]

I'm glad it's almost over

 

[JNox3]

If I hear any more about Ryan Lochte I'm gonna puke. 

 

[Scoresman]

One happens every 4 years, and holds my interest for about 2 weeks then I forget about the whole thing.  The other is the olympics!  

Aaaaooooh!  I'll be here all week.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Huge pole. 

 

[James Daulton]

I wish Bob Costas was in it a little less. 

 

[Megaton]

She may look 12 but her Chinese birth certificate clearly shows she is 16. 

 

[GregR]

I'm not here to get a whole life story, let's just get to the finish.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

That looks disgusting. Probably swimming with Zika virus and homeless children's feces.

i get totally enthralled listening to the long, personal stories.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

11,000 athletes from 207 countries get a turn to show what they can do for two weeks. I can only watch in awe.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I really can't watch if there are horses involved.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm so happy I came in second.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I wish Bob Costas was in it a little less. 

lol

 

[Cybergeek]

I should get a medal for allowing this into my home.

 

[The Kansas Comet]

the cheering is deafening when someone finishes in just under 10 seconds

 

[msommer]

I wish Bob Costas was in it a little less. 

You want Bob Costas more in your GF?

That's... kinky

 

[EYLive]

Wow! Look at all these hot athletes that are more attractive than my girlfriend!

 

[fred_1_15301]

It sucks

 

[fred_1_15301]

It blows

 

[msommer]

It sucks

It blows

It seems you need to adjust your girlfriend situation