Things You Can Say About Your Job But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[Bruce Dickinson]

Flex hours in the summer allow me to get off every Friday afternoon.

 

[Kanil]

It sucks.

 

[Anarchy99]

Most days my boss gets off before I do.

 

[Joe Summer]

I once took my job and shoved it.

 

[The Hank]

I was thinking of taking a 2nd job at night and on the weekends

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I go in five days a week.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I've been placed in a new position within the last three years.

 

[Gustavo Fring]

Happy Hour actually lasts for the full hour or more.  

 

[RokNRole]

Been sticking it out for almost two years

 

[MikeIke]

I'm sick and tired of going in day after day, year after year.

 

[Megaton]

I always enter in the back door.

 

[msommer]

It pays

 

[Megaton]

Gives me an hour to eat out everyday. 

 

[B Maverick]

It pays the bills

 

[Take_The_Shot]

Id rather have yours than mine

 

[Kanil]

It's never dull...

 

[Kanil]

It shuts the #### up for 5 damn minutes for once in it's god forsaken existence...

Maybe that one doesn't work.

 

[Megaton]

Always advertising her openings on Craigslist. 

 

[cstu]

If I do this one really well I'll get a better one. 

 

[Bucky86]

Before I arrive there's always a line waiting to get in.

 

[Ignoramus]

I love my job. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

It's open for business.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I'm happy to train my successor on how to do my job when I leave.

 

[MikeIke]

It's in great shape.

 

[Cybergeek]

I've been getting too much overtime.

 

[Cybergeek]

It looks good on the outside, but the interior needs some work.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Plenty of parking in the rear.

 

[wikkidpissah]

I only do it for the check...

 

[cstu]

Year over year sales are up but I think we've reached the decline phase.

 

[Cybergeek]

I don't feel the same way since the expansion.

 

[Cybergeek]

The boss is still sore because of all of the friction that I caused.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I don't punch out every day anymore. 

 

[cstu]

I think we should merge with the hot, new one.

 

[tri-man 47]

My union rep keeps stopping by and telling me I'm doing it wrong.  He's always bragging about how "back when I was your age, we didn't have all the on-line videos and electronic devices ...we just figured it out on our own."  

 

[Ministry of Pain]

What time am I getting off?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

If things don't change, we might need to look at an agency for help. 

 

[Ministry of Pain]

-Why can't you do it?

-It's not my job!

-What have you been doing all day?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I'm responding to an opening you advertised on Backpage

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I'm not paid to think

 

[Ministry of Pain]

How come I get all the dirty work?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I didn't sign up for this ####!

 

[Ministry of Pain]

What Gail doesn't know won't hurt her.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I really don't have time to talk to you.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Could we do this another time? I'm just overwhelmed right now.

 

[Sconch]

This thread is terrible

 

[Cybergeek]

There's no way that I can do this for the rest of my life.

 

[Jayded]

When I come in early, no one complains 

 

[EYLive]

It's not satisfying but I do it anyway.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I came.

 

[Cybergeek]

The boss wants me to punch in earlier.