Things you can say at airport/on plane but not to your girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[GregR]

"I wish I'd spent the extra money and gone first class."

"Need to get some larger overhead bins."

"What, I'm on the standby list again!?"

 

[IvanKaramazov]

We both know perfectly well what this is about -- you want me to have an abortion.

 

[B-Deep]

Are you going to eat those nuts?

 

[GregR]

Let's call a stewardess to come over.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Quit rubbing your fat ### on me every time you walk by.

 

[Bucky86]

Why the hell does it smell like somebody #### their pants every 5 minutes?

 

[GregR]

Virgin is worth the extra money.

 

[Bucky86]

### #### I wish I had my ear plugs right about now.

 

[3C's]

Can I get off first? I'm in a hurry.

 

[GregR]

Can I get off first? I'm in a hurry.

 

[3C's]

Plenty of room down the aisle on this one.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Can I get off first? I'm in a hurry.

Now that is funny.

 

[jon_mx]

She can fit about 300 people inside her.

 

[GregR]

Give me some help getting this into its upright position.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Are we loading the rear first?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I speak jive.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Dentist, it's Duty Free.

 

[Keerock]

Dentist, it's Duty Free.

Nice! A double!

 

[jfranco77]

Of course I'd like a nice smooth landing strip

 

[Cjw_55106]

You sure got a lot of baggage.

 

[dgreen]

You should check your baggage.

 

[GregR]

Looks like the line to board has more people than usual.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Would you mind trading places with my wife?

 

[GregR]

I think we overdo it with all this protection.

 

[GregR]

I noticed you slept through it all.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Where's the other bag?

 

[GOB]

I think your sister is hotter.

 

[GOB]

Everything looks so small from up here.

 

[GOB]

Going to need to lose some weight for me to get it up.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Meh, I've been in smaller.

 

[MikeIke]

I wish I'd brought my noise-cancelling headphones.

 

[B-Deep]

If you don't want to have sex with me i'll just join the solo mile high club in the bathroom

 

[Zow]

Nobody wants a baby around!

 

[TheIronSheik]

Her cockpit is HUGE!

 

[jon_mx]

When was the last time the runway was cleared!?!

 

[jon_mx]

It smell like you are serving tuna.

 

[Bucks]

Sure, I'll be in the middle between you and your sister.

 

[belljr]

##### you ruined my life

 

[Bucks]

The food is awful. You could do a much better job.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Would you like a towel for your face?

 

[zamboni]

You are now free to move about the country.

 

[TheIronSheik]

The seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Please prepare the gate for departure.

 

[kentric]

Let's call a stewardess to come over.

Maybe 30 years ago my friends and I were flying and totally trashed. I called the stewardess over with "Waitress we need more drinks." For some reason she didn't seem to appreciate it.

 

[jon_mx]

I am sick of all these mother####ing snakes

 

[kentric]

If you don't want to have sex with me i'll just join the solo mile high club in the bathroom

This should be a poll.

 

[gianmarco]

Wanna get away?

 

[El Floppo]

You are now free to move about the country.

wait... you- and K4?

 

[acarey50]

You may now deplane

 

[Van Dyman]

Nobody's going anywhere until there's two men in that cockpit.