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Things you hit with your car that you would actually stop to check on? (1 Viewer)
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Dog or above - yes
Cat or below - no
Cat or below - no
Josie Maran
Footballguy
A person.
Only white ones, obviously.
Only white ones, obviously.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Chupacabra
AAABatteries
Footballguy
If I hit Julia Roberts with my car I would stop to make sure I actually killed her. If she's still breathing I'm getting back in and running her over again.
NutterButter
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
That's a tough one. Obviously they'd be white, but then again it's a cyclist, so not really a person.
Probably have to be a game time decision.
CurlyNight
Footballguy
Definitely for a human and pets. Not that I don't love all animals, but it'd be too hard to see I injured an animal. I'd probably call animal control for non pet animals and hope he survives.
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Dexter
Footballguy
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Yeah, that didn't end well the other day did it?
When I worked in the hood my biggest fear was someone purposely stepping in front of the company vehicle I was operating. I was always ready for this possibility though.
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msudaisy26
Footballguy
I hit my husband with our car once, so yes I stopped. Other than that I would stop for a person if I was in a safe area after reading that story in Detroit.
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
Josie Maran said:
Mad Cow
Welshers and Dawdlers Beware!
In HS, I was drivingng my best friend home. We were winding through the suburb roads and saw some girls playing beside the road. I slow down, but as we come up on them, we see they have a kitten. Well, that cat bolts straight at my car as we get to them, and all of a sudden, the girls started screaming that kitty got run over.
Yeah, Tony was like, don't stop ! I took him home and drove out another way.
Yeah, Tony was like, don't stop ! I took him home and drove out another way.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Where does this leave Tim?bostonfred said:
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
Wait...You've glossed over an obvious story that will most likely serve as my entertainment today.msudaisy26 said:
I'm going to need you to back up (but watch out for your husband).
NCCommish
Footballguy
I was in the NC mountains staying at a camp ground. The wife and I were riding around on a back road. I was going maybe 15 as it was fairly windy with lots of high grass next to the road. Well a puppy runs out of said high grass and manages to get hit. I stopped and found him. Then I found the owner. The guy was a real doosh about it. I mean keep your dog in a fence not in the street. But my wife insisted I give them money for the vet. So I gave them 100 and we went on our way,In HS, I was drivingng my best friend home. We were winding through the suburb roads and saw some girls playing beside the road. I slow down, but as we come up on them, we see they have a kitten. Well, that cat bolts straight at my car as we get to them, and all of a sudden, the girls started screaming that kitty got run over.
Yeah, Tony was like, don't stop ! I took him home and drove out another way.
msudaisy26
Footballguy
I was backing out of our driveway one afternoon and our trash can had blown over and I started to run it over and it got stuck under the car. I tried to just pull forward to get it out but it was stuck, so I went and grabbed my husband and his idea was to wrap a chain around the handle and I would pull forward while he pulled backwards and pull the trash can free. So I had the window open and he said he was ready but I had a blonde moment and put the car in reverse, he went through the back windshield. No major injuries but had to vacuum the car out like 3 times and had to replace the back window.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
comfortably numb
Footballguy
has anyone said "your mom" yet?
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Meryl Streep.
T Bell
Footballguy
You paid $100 and got sex for it later, so essentially that was prostitution.I was in the NC mountains staying at a camp ground. The wife and I were riding around on a back road. I was going maybe 15 as it was fairly windy with lots of high grass next to the road. Well a puppy runs out of said high grass and manages to get hit. I stopped and found him. Then I found the owner. The guy was a real doosh about it. I mean keep your dog in a fence not in the street. But my wife insisted I give them money for the vet. So I gave them 100 and we went on our way,In HS, I was drivingng my best friend home. We were winding through the suburb roads and saw some girls playing beside the road. I slow down, but as we come up on them, we see they have a kitten. Well, that cat bolts straight at my car as we get to them, and all of a sudden, the girls started screaming that kitty got run over.
Yeah, Tony was like, don't stop ! I took him home and drove out another way.
T Bell
Footballguy
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ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Kim Kardashian's ###.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
msudaisy26
Footballguy
It was his work car, every time someone else would ride in the back seat they would ask hey what is this and find more glass in the backseat of the car.
I remember one time somewhere outside of Farmington Hills and there is traffic and it is sunny and there must be construction ahead because we are beginning a slow crawl and I look to my right and at the edge of the road is this tiny lap dog who had been hit looking up at me as it tries to scoot itself off the road. It was like sitting and looking at me and I was in traffic and I didn't stop. I was maybe 18 then, I am 41 now. I will never forget that moment. The look in its eyes was 'please help me'.
That, in my opinion is what will send me to hell.
That, in my opinion is what will send me to hell.
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T Bell
Footballguy
You misinterpreted. The look in its eyes was, "I can has cheeseburger?" I think you'll be fine. Unless you in fact had a cheeseburger in that moment. In which case you're going to hell.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
That poor car.msudaisy26 said:
msudaisy26
Footballguy
glumpy
breeze
If it's dark and you're on a remote road around these parts it's probably a deer so folks generally stop.
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ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
That's good eatin'!If it's dark and you're on a remote road around these parts it's probably a deer so folks generally stop.
NCCommish
Footballguy
We were camping. I was getting sex anyway.T Bell said:You paid $100 and got sex for it later, so essentially that was prostitution.I was in the NC mountains staying at a camp ground. The wife and I were riding around on a back road. I was going maybe 15 as it was fairly windy with lots of high grass next to the road. Well a puppy runs out of said high grass and manages to get hit. I stopped and found him. Then I found the owner. The guy was a real doosh about it. I mean keep your dog in a fence not in the street. But my wife insisted I give them money for the vet. So I gave them 100 and we went on our way,In HS, I was drivingng my best friend home. We were winding through the suburb roads and saw some girls playing beside the road. I slow down, but as we come up on them, we see they have a kitten. Well, that cat bolts straight at my car as we get to them, and all of a sudden, the girls started screaming that kitty got run over.
Yeah, Tony was like, don't stop ! I took him home and drove out another way.
