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Things Your Wife Doesn't Know How To Do (1 Viewer)

Point her phone's screen directly toward me when showing a picture. It's always angled to my left.

Baffling.

 
Answer her phone 1 minute after she sent me a text asking a question. What does she do, hit send and then walk off and leave the thing? I can never understand her inability to hear her phone ring pretty much ever.
Most likely she puts it in her purse. They can't hear the phone at all when it's in their purses.

My wife turns the sound off hers when she walks around the office, and then forgets to turn the sound back on. Baffling!

 
Use her iPhone/Map App to find or get directions to anything. Really frustrating when I'm driving and we need the info. Then, to top it off, she gets mad at me when I try to talk her through it.

 
Use her iPhone/Map App to find or get directions to anything. Really frustrating when I'm driving and we need the info. Then, to top it off, she gets mad at me when I try to talk her through it.
x1,000,000,000. Holy ####### hell. I love the 'Oh, turn left here!' when I'm in the right lane in downtown Chicago 3 ft from the intersection. Then she gets pissed I didn't move over. I tell her, I drive, you have the Internet plus a GPS in your hand. You should be able to stay ahead of me.

Also, it takes her forever to get an answer online. If we want to find a brew pub or a breakfast place or whatever, I'll give her 2 minutes then I'll pull the phone out. I'm able to find some Trip Advisor best list in about 35 seconds, click on the one that is closest, read the menu and figure out how to get there before she's found anything. I don't understand it.

 
Use her iPhone/Map App to find or get directions to anything. Really frustrating when I'm driving and we need the info. Then, to top it off, she gets mad at me when I try to talk her through it.
x1,000,000,000. Holy ####### hell. I love the 'Oh, turn left here!' when I'm in the right lane in downtown Chicago 3 ft from the intersection. Then she gets pissed I didn't move over.I tell her, I drive, you have the Internet plus a GPS in your hand. You should be able to stay ahead of me.

Also, it takes her forever to get an answer online. If we want to find a brew pub or a breakfast place or whatever, I'll give her 2 minutes then I'll pull the phone out. I'm able to find some Trip Advisor best list in about 35 seconds, click on the one that is closest, read the menu and figure out how to get there before she's found anything. I don't understand it.
My wife is similar to this but not as bad. One day I finally just said can you put the phone down ( I now have a cradle for it). I need to visualize the directions I don't do well with them verbally. win win

 

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