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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
I like my women like I like my coffee: Ground up and in the freezer.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
I like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson liked his women: Hand-picked from a field.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Windmuffin
Footballguy
That doesn't suck at all.
Fennis
Footballguy
I like my women the way I like my whiskey, 18 years aged and mixed up with coke
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
I like my women like I like my coffee. Not talking.
whitem0nkey
Footballguy
Socrates11
Footballguy
The fall is funny but I forgot to laugh because I was wiping the drool off my desk due to that girl's amazing rack
Jojo the circus boy
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
McKaelyn, "there are no stupid questions" just isn't true.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Actually it was Braden.And I've told them all "There are no such things as stupid questions...just stupid students."
netnalp
Footballguy
Practical Joke:
If there are people you live with that believe in ghosts, get "Never Fog" automobile glass treatment or the equivalent. Never Fog prevents glass from fogging up.
Clean the bathroom mirror, then use a cotton ball dipped in the Never Fog to write the message from your ghost. The next time a person takes a shower, the message will become visible.
I've used "Get Out" and got a great response, I made sure the words had drips coming from them for a spookier effect.
The other time I did this I watched the movie The Blair Witch Project with people that didn't know about that movie, and drew the witch symbol on the mirror.
On the more caring side, it's an imaginative way to write a love note, on an anniversary, b-day or Valentines Day. Especially effective, if you act like you have no clue what day its. She's PO'd, and comes out of the shower and see your message. The bonus is she's already naked, so all the work to get her to that point is done for you already.
If there are people you live with that believe in ghosts, get "Never Fog" automobile glass treatment or the equivalent. Never Fog prevents glass from fogging up.
Clean the bathroom mirror, then use a cotton ball dipped in the Never Fog to write the message from your ghost. The next time a person takes a shower, the message will become visible.
I've used "Get Out" and got a great response, I made sure the words had drips coming from them for a spookier effect.
The other time I did this I watched the movie The Blair Witch Project with people that didn't know about that movie, and drew the witch symbol on the mirror.
On the more caring side, it's an imaginative way to write a love note, on an anniversary, b-day or Valentines Day. Especially effective, if you act like you have no clue what day its. She's PO'd, and comes out of the shower and see your message. The bonus is she's already naked, so all the work to get her to that point is done for you already.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
netnalp
Footballguy
http://www.geekosystem.com/red-shirt-guy-npc/Red Shirt Guy Gets His Own NPCAlso awesome,awesome
You’ll have to forgive us for one last indulgence in the epic story of Red Shirt Guy, the kid who stood up at Blizzcon and pointed out that Blizzard loremasters had left a secondary NPC out of the expansion, and then, when video of his nervous demeanor went viral, responded calmly, reasonably, and in the same shirt to all the haters.
Don’t worry, it’s a happy ending. In reward for his dedication to the story behind the biggest MMORPG in history, Blizzard has not only fixed the omission of Falstad Wildhammer from World of Warcraft: Cataclysm, but given the dwarven chieftain an addition to his retinue.
The Wildhammer Fact Checker currently stands proudly next to his leader in the Cataclysm Beta, and, as Blizzard confirmed, he will remain there when the game ships.
And yes, he’s wearing a red shirt.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Jayrod
Footballguy
Jojo the circus boy
Footballguy
Neo
The Dude minds
Uncle Owen
Footballguy
snogger
Footballguy
Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning and therefore they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $100,000. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $200,000 and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $300,000, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning and therefore they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $100,000. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $200,000 and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $300,000, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
Bob Lee Swagger
Footballguy
Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning and therefore they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $100,000. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $200,000 and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $300,000, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
She just killed him right there on the spot!?Was that her plan all along or did the punchline sink in much faster for her than it did for me?
Jojo the circus boy
Footballguy
the year in fail:
http://theawesomer.com/fail-compilation-2010/78182/
the year in awesome:
http://theawesomer.com/win-compilation-2010/78598/
http://theawesomer.com/fail-compilation-2010/78182/
the year in awesome:
http://theawesomer.com/win-compilation-2010/78598/
Third
Footballguy
Some really great stuff in here I've not seen before.
....fat kid in the coon skin hat on the 4-wheeler.
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....fat kid in the coon skin hat on the 4-wheeler.
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Jaysus
Good times!
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
The music is awful, but make sure you read all the comments in the thread. Hilarious.
That was hilarious!
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
I just love it that this guy thought this was good enough to share with the world.
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
More:"this is bad on purpose right?"
"this is awesome, i thought lurch only played the harpsichord"
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
"Wow. It's just like Morrissey and a jazz-playing robot had a love child!"
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
I challenge you to make it through this video without laughing:
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
True American Dog
This is a weird site. Look at a bunch of photoshop renderings before you make up your mind. I died laughing by the time I was finished, but the wife didn't laugh at all. Caveat emptor.
This is a weird site. Look at a bunch of photoshop renderings before you make up your mind. I died laughing by the time I was finished, but the wife didn't laugh at all. Caveat emptor.
Bonzai
Footballguy
I challenge you to make it through this video without laughing:
Neo
The Dude minds
Literally took me a second to start cracking up.I challenge you to make it through this video without laughing:
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
whiskey tango foxtrotI challenge you to make it through this video without laughing:
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
I used to play the trumpet in school, and it's amazing to me that this guy can't do ONE thing right: bad breathing, bad timing, bad intonation, bad dynamics.I challenge you to make it through this video without laughing:
