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A Japanese woman vacationing in the US goes to a bank to exchange some currency. She gives the teller 10,000 Yen and gets back $100.

A few days later, she goes back to exchange more, but this time gets only $90 back. She asks why she got less than the last time, and the teller says, "Fluctuations".

She says, "Oh, yeah? Well, fluck you Americans, too!"

 
Two women hit the town for a girls night out. They had gotten a little over-enthusiastic and became quite intoxicated. Whilst walking home, they needed to pee...so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties and used them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She happened to have squatted down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one husband phoned the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have got to stop! My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ### that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"

 
Foosball God said:
Two women hit the town for a girls night out. They had gotten a little over-enthusiastic and became quite intoxicated. Whilst walking home, they needed to pee...so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties and used them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She happened to have squatted down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day, one husband phoned the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have got to stop! My wife came home with no panties!""That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ### that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
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:unsure: had no idea where this one was going
 
This isn't funny so much as amazing, so it may be in the the wrong thread:

. (It picks up steam -- wait till you get to the 1:50 mark.)
 
my buddy posted it on our blog last november, one of my favorite vids ever

no idea where it came from, I assume an actual beard competition in 1991

 
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