Thousands of “penis fish” wash onto California beach (1 Viewer)

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

Guessing it was Long Beach

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"The quirky marine life is officially called fat innkeeper worms". 

Hey, even fat innkeepers have their needs.

 

[AAABatteries]

"The quirky marine life is officially called fat innkeeper worms". 

Hey, even fat innkeepers have their needs.

This gives me a great role play idea for later.  Thanks!

 

[ffweasel]

An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”
 

So he ate a d*ck..  

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Better than raining baby squids.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”
 

So he ate a d*ck..  

And no one had to tell him to do it.

 

[Zegras11]

Guessing it was Long Beach

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

North of SF

 

[Wrigley]

An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”
 

So he ate a d*ck..  

A Whole bag?

 

[NotSmart]

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Well, I will say that they don't look to be Jewish.

 

[NotSmart]

A Whole bag?

Reminds me of a vintage FFA quote:

"Your family is a bag of penis fish!"

 

[peaces]

They could use some little cowboy hats

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Well, I will say that they don't look to be Jewish.

Certainly looks to be uncut footage.

 

[NotSmart]

They are kind of cute.

 

[Brony]

North of SF

Peter North Beach? 

 

[NotSmart]

They are kind of cute.

I wonder if anyone has ever taken a joke photo with one?

Probably not.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

@WetDream

 

[grateful zed]

i wonder what they taste like?

 

[Chemical X]

walk around, zipper half open, with one of these hanging out.

 

[huthut]

People think they are called penis fish due to their appearance, but they are actually called that because they were discovered by Samuel Penis. 

 

[Mister CIA]

Matt Oswalt:  ####-to-####

Hope I don't get the ban stick.

ETA: The comments are pure gold.  ... erectric eel. 

I'm dying.

 

[Scoresman]

People think they are called penis fish due to their appearance, but they are actually called that because they were discovered by Samuel Penis. 

True, and not only that but the penis is actually named after this fish. 

 

[parasaurolophus]

Does it come with crabs? 

 

[mr. furley]

"flotsam from a wrecked bratwurst freighter"

 

[Captain Cranks]

Looks like it would have been a hard time for some body surfing.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

True, and not only that but the penis is actually named after this fish. 

Which explains why it is attracted to fishy things.

 

[grateful zed]

meat  popcycles!