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The one that says, "Grumpy Old Men Stay Out."

I'm pretty sure I could add to the discussion of rap music, but...

I'm older than many and grumpier than most.

 
Cunk said:
Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system. 1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons. 2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19. For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds. At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds. During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake. 3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach. 4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese. 5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao: I don't know how I missed this gem, but I just cackled out loud in my cubicle

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Cunk said:
Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system. 1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons. 2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19. For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds. At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds. During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake. 3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach. 4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese. 5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao: I don't know how I missed this gem, but I just cackled out loud in my cubicle
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That's still one of my all-time favorite posts on this forum. Cunk just absolutely nailed the neurotic advice you get in fitness threads.

 
datonn said:
Ranking women or "who's hottest" polls/threads. 25+ years ago I might have been game...but now (pushing 40), it just seems incredibly sad.
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I can understand pushing forty and feeling odd about ranking the hotness of college coeds; but, doing the math, it sounds like you gave up on the practice way, way too early.

 
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I would have said the ***Official Professional Wrestling*** thread, but I just accidentally clicked on it while scrolling on my phone.

 
Psychopav said:
Threads started by Shuke entitled "WTF?"
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Actually, let me revise this. The thread itself was a lot of fun to read. I just won't click the link.Actually, I probably will click the link.

But I'll regret it. Again.

 
That Little Voice said:
Ministry of Pain said:
Bob Lee Swagger said:
Cunk said:
Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system. 1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons.2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19. For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds. At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds. During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake.3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach. 4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese.5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:Hardest Ive laughed in a while. 5 stars.
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Wait, you don't activate your almonds? LOL....pleb.

 
IvanKaramazov said:
Scrooloose said:
That Little Voice said:
Ministry of Pain said:
Bob Lee Swagger said:
Cunk said:
Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system. 1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons. 2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19. For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds. At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds. During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake. 3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach. 4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese. 5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.
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:thumbup: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Hardest Ive laughed in a while. 5 stars.
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I rarely lol when on the internets until this one
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:lmao: That's one of the best parodies I've read in a while. Every single one of those threads goes exactly like that.
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Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system.

1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons.

2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19.

For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds.

At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds.

During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake.

3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach.

4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese.

5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.

 
Cunk said:
Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system.

1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons.

2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19. For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds. At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds. During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake.

3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach.

4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese.

5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.
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https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/obama-eats-exactly-7-almonds-154113782.html

 
All political threads.

None of the draft or game threads.

Doesn't leave many really.

But I'll open any who's hottest thread and even though I'm a solid 5 at best I'll enjoy every second of exercising my freedom of speech and critique those hotties current and potentially future looks to the decimal, and not feel bad about it.

 
Jewell said:
I can understand pushing forty and feeling odd about ranking the hotness of college coeds; but, doing the math, it sounds like you gave up on the practice way, way too early.
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Agreed... oh, to be 40 again!

Off-seaon, over-hyped, coach comment threads.  We expect big things from "mooch" this season...  Sure to contain a slew of I dropped Duron Carter to get this guy on the end of my bench posts with deep rationalization on how this undrafted guy is the next fantasy stud. 

 
The two gun control threads on the front page that were both started within the last 7 hours.

 
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