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Top 100 Heavy Metal and glam rock acts from the MTV era - it's still real to me (2 Viewers)

45. Kix

Hagerstowners, with a West Virginian on vocals, these dudes are definitely inbred.

I kid!  Actually Piedmont area, where Steve Whiteman is from.. I'm jealous

Their early #### sounds like AC/DC as played by Slade.  Will talk more about Slade when we get to you-know-whom.

The Itch

Somehow my ex wife liked Cool Kids.  I never met anybody else in my life who liked or even knew Cool Kids.  Boondock Pennsyltucky thing I guess.  

Their next album Midnite Dynamite wants to be good but IMO it sounds like crap and the better songs never really cut loose... 

Their fourth, Blow My Fuse did the trick.

Cold Blood
Blow My Fuse
Don't Close Your Eyes

Steve Whiteman has never not had bangs.  WHEN YOU FIND YOUR LOOK, STICK WITH IT

 
45. Kix

Hagerstowners, with a West Virginian on vocals, these dudes are definitely inbred.

I kid!  Actually Piedmont area, where Steve Whiteman is from.. I'm jealous

Their early #### sounds like AC/DC as played by Slade.  Will talk more about Slade when we get to you-know-whom.

The Itch

Somehow my ex wife liked Cool Kids.  I never met anybody else in my life who liked or even knew Cool Kids.  Boondock Pennsyltucky thing I guess.  

Their next album Midnite Dynamite wants to be good but IMO it sounds like crap and the better songs never really cut loose... 

Their fourth, Blow My Fuse did the trick.

Cold Blood
Blow My Fuse
Don't Close Your Eyes

Steve Whiteman has never not had bangs.  WHEN YOU FIND YOUR LOOK, STICK WITH IT
They may as well have been the house band at Hammerjacks. All of Dundalk, Arbutus, and Glen Burnie would come out when Kix was playing there.

 
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45. Kix

Hagerstowners, with a West Virginian on vocals, these dudes are definitely inbred.

I kid!  Actually Piedmont area, where Steve Whiteman is from.. I'm jealous

Their early #### sounds like AC/DC as played by Slade.  Will talk more about Slade when we get to you-know-whom.

The Itch

Somehow my ex wife liked Cool Kids.  I never met anybody else in my life who liked or even knew Cool Kids.  Boondock Pennsyltucky thing I guess.  

Their next album Midnite Dynamite wants to be good but IMO it sounds like crap and the better songs never really cut loose... 

Their fourth, Blow My Fuse did the trick.

Cold Blood
Blow My Fuse
Don't Close Your Eyes

Steve Whiteman has never not had bangs.  WHEN YOU FIND YOUR LOOK, STICK WITH IT


I feel like these guys had a residency at Hammerjacks when I was in high school.  

Or what Uruk Hai said. 

 
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44. Winger

Stuart's favorites, only somewhat unfairly maligned, I mean, they're not NELSON.. but they are pretty damn wimpy.

Seventeen  you're such a macho risk taker Kip Winger, singing about banging a high school junior.
Madalaine | 2 tuff 2 tame
Hungry this isn't bad
Cover of Purple Haze because pissing on sacred ground is a great way to get respect

But their best song for real, and it's super wimpy -- Headed for a Heartbreak

 
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Kix and Junkyard are good picks. I owned both of those albums you mention. Listened to them. 

As for Winger and Bulletboys. Hoo boy. 

:shrug:

 
foxco said:
Like Kix: Midnight Dynamite, Cold Shower, Girl Money some of my faves.
I like Kix and think they should have been much more successful.  I would rather listen to Kix over some of the bigger hair bands such as Poison, Warrant, and Twisted Sister.   

Ex- Mrs Plinco isn’t the only one that liked Cool Kids.  It’s a fine song!  

 
plinko said:
44. Winger

Stuart's favorites, only somewhat unfairly maligned, I meant they're not NELSON.. but they are pretty damn wimpy.

Seventeen  you're such a macho risk taker Kip Winger, singing about banging a high school junior.
Madalaine | 2 tuff 2 tame
Hungry this isn't bad
Cover of Purple Haze because pissing on sacred ground is a great way to get respect

But their best song for real, and it's super wimpy -- Headed for a Heartbreak
Winger simply didn’t have very many good songs. I don’t know that they were any wimpier than many other hair bands but Winger was boring.   Reb Beach is a fine guitar player but the songs are just there.  

I saw Kip Winger do an acoustic show with only him and a guy on bongos about 5 years ago.  Kip could still sing and was not a mess like many rockers from the 80s.  As you can imagine, there were only about 200 people there but Kip put on a good show and mingled with anyone that wanted to talk to him when he finished playing.   

 
Think the only Winger song I Enjoy is Can't Get Enough from their 2nd album.  Really like that one.

 
plinko said:
44. Winger

Stuart's favorites, only somewhat unfairly maligned, I meant they're not NELSON.. but they are pretty damn wimpy.

Seventeen  you're such a macho risk taker Kip Winger, singing about banging a high school junior.
Madalaine | 2 tuff 2 tame
Hungry this isn't bad
Cover of Purple Haze because pissing on sacred ground is a great way to get respect

But their best song for real, and it's super wimpy -- Headed for a Heartbreak
With respect, Battle Stations from the Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey soundtrack is Winger's best song..

Kip was Alice Cooper's bassist when he made the Raise Your Fist and Yell album, which is a real gem if you're into Alice.

 
With respect, Battle Stations from the Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey soundtrack is Winger's best song..

Kip was Alice Cooper's bassist when he made the Raise Your Fist and Yell album, which is a real gem if you're into Alice.


We'll bookmark this..

I love the Bogus soundtrack but I do not like the first two songs so much

 
Didn’t know this. Per Wiki:

Kip Winger's first commercial break came in 1984, when he co-wrote the song "Bang Bang" for Kix's third album, Midnite Dynamite.

 
We'll bookmark this..

I love the Bogus soundtrack but I do not like the first two songs so much
:shock:

Wasn't the first track the Kiss remake of God Gave Rock n Roll To You and the second the above-mentioned Winger tune?

Sacrilege! 14 year old Herb is raging pissed right now.

 
:shock:

Wasn't the first track the Kiss remake of God Gave Rock n Roll To You and the second the above-mentioned Winger tune?

Sacrilege! 14 year old Herb is raging pissed right now.
I thought the first track was the Slaughter song and the second track was the Winger song

I was just listening to some of this because I mentioned the King's X song which rules

God Gave Rock N Roll To You is a great way to introduce our next act... tomorrow morning 🙏

 
I love the Bogus soundtrack but I do not like the first two songs so much
This soundtrack was released about two and a half months before Nevermind. Kind of a coda to the 80s glam metal era. There are a few acts on Bogus Journey for whom that soundtrack was their last glint of spotlight.

 
I thought the first track was the Slaughter song and the second track was the Winger song

I was just listening to some of this because I mentioned the King's X song which rules

God Gave Rock N Roll To You is a great way to introduce our next act... tomorrow morning 🙏
You're right, the Slaughter song was first, and it was meh. Megadeth, Primus, and Faith No More also had some excellent contributions to that soundtrack.

 
You're right, the Slaughter song was first, and it was meh. Megadeth, Primus, and Faith No More also had some excellent contributions to that soundtrack.
Kiss’s cover of the old Argent tune “God Gave Rock and Roll To You” was pretty meh as well.

 
Kiss’s cover of the old Argent tune “God Gave Rock and Roll To You” was pretty meh as well.
In retrospect, maybe. But I didn't know it was a cover until years later, and didn't know it was an Argent song until a couple of years ago. Up until then it was one of my favorite Kiss songs. And backinaday I loved Kiss fervently.

 
In retrospect, maybe. But I didn't know it was a cover until years later, and didn't know it was an Argent song until a couple of years ago. Up until then it was one of my favorite Kiss songs. And backinaday I loved Kiss fervently.
Huge fan too until they did the solo albums. Was basically downhill from there IMO.

 
Huge fan too until they did the solo albums. Was basically downhill from there IMO.
I liked quite a bit of their stuff from the 80s, but after that, it went downhill drastically. I'm assuming they'll make an appearance later in the thread, so I'll save the link to my favorite song until then. 

 
I don't think you're wrong, my idea was to get to this point where we're taking a full swing at the real, most popular hair stuff, but that is of course all relative/objective etc.  When I'm finished, maybe we can just take this whole quadrant and flip it with the last one, because I definitely don't think we'll get as many fans with a lot of these next ten in particular, we're really buckling in for the hairiest of the hair without crossing into the legends just yet.

On that note, here come a lot of great breakouts and fizzled-out follow-ups.  It was not the audience's fault.  It was not Kurt Cobain's fault.  Not really even the labels' faults.  It was disappointing sophomore/subsequent efforts abound.  

47. Junkyard

Speaking of labels, Geffen, so they were definitely bound to get ####ed at some point.  This wasn't Salty Dog though, these dudes were L.A. stalwarts.  

Their debut album had Skynyrd all over it, frankly, but it was rife with bangers.  

This article is a hot mess but the ensuing interview with eternally-drunk-ala-Lemmy, singer David Roach is great.
(There's those Black Crowes, opening for Junkyard.. )

He never tells the David Lee Roth story..

Blooze

Hands Off
One of my favorites from this era! I really loved the sleezy vibe crossed with the metal/southern punk feel. While I’m a through and through 80s metal head, one of my all time favorite bands is Social Distortion. Junkyard seemed like the perfect mix of the two.

Shot in the Dark

Back on the Streets

 
45. Kix

Hagerstowners, with a West Virginian on vocals, these dudes are definitely inbred.

I kid!  Actually Piedmont area, where Steve Whiteman is from.. I'm jealous

Their early #### sounds like AC/DC as played by Slade.  Will talk more about Slade when we get to you-know-whom.

The Itch

Somehow my ex wife liked Cool Kids.  I never met anybody else in my life who liked or even knew Cool Kids.  Boondock Pennsyltucky thing I guess.  

Their next album Midnite Dynamite wants to be good but IMO it sounds like crap and the better songs never really cut loose... 

Their fourth, Blow My Fuse did the trick.

Cold Blood
Blow My Fuse
Don't Close Your Eyes

Steve Whiteman has never not had bangs.  WHEN YOU FIND YOUR LOOK, STICK WITH IT
Outside of bands that I’ve worked for and toured with, Kix is the band I’ve seen most in my life. In part because I grew up in Southeastern PA, and in part because they are still one of the best live bands ever. They used to play the York P.A. Fairgrounds every year around the holidays, plus all of their national tours brought them into the Hershey/ Philly/ Baltimore region. Great band. And yes, while it’s not my favorite, I still even listen to Cool Kids on occasion.

 
48. Dangerous Toys

Not a ton to say about these guys, no good gossip that I can recall, they were from the same area I went to high school, Temple/Killeen, so they were kind of a big deal locally, so-and-so knew a guy who knew the bassist, etc.  Another 1989er who followed up with a not-as-good / not-as-raw / not-as-hungry sophomore fizzler.  Get yer Texas sleaze though

Scared

Feel Like Makin Love When a badco cover is the best song on your 2nd record, it's time to think about finding the exit..
From memory, tell me if it's faulty: 

Woke up my lover shake her off like a stick
Hungover tired and shakin' head two feet thick
Half past noon I got up out of bed 
Ran to the freezer to cool off my head, yeah yeah yeah
Now I got the reason
Seeing is believing


 
SMOOTH UP IN YA

Everybody who was shaking their fists at mom and dad in 1984 was now ready to #### in 1988

46. BulletBoys
"smooOOOOOTH UP IN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!"  Knew it was just a matter of time before they made an appearance.

Also, Chip Z'nuff has probably the most "punchable voice" in this genre.  Egads, did they suck.

I met Reb Beach once back about 5 years after Winger's peak.  I was working at a Kinko's in Pittsburgh and, IIRC, he....was getting resumes printed (as well as, essentially, pirating copies of an article from that month's "Guitar" magazine, in which he was featured).  I still sorta wonder to this day if he was taking them down to the Phar-Mor down at the end of the strip mall to try and snag a seasonal gig, or something (And, like, what were the entries on that thing like?  "1984-1986 Tri-R-Pizza, delivery guy, 1987-1993 Winger, lead guitarist,  1994-Present, Self-Employed, dying of shame mostly"?)   

I suppose he was probably making some kinda shoestring budget press kit, but....resumes?  You do you, Reb.  Hope it worked out.  Absolutely a great player.

 
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plinko said:
44. Winger

Stuart's favorites, only somewhat unfairly maligned, I meant they're not NELSON.. but they are pretty damn wimpy.

Seventeen  you're such a macho risk taker Kip Winger, singing about banging a high school junior.
Madalaine | 2 tuff 2 tame
Hungry this isn't bad
Cover of Purple Haze because pissing on sacred ground is a great way to get respect

But their best song for real, and it's super wimpy -- Headed for a Heartbreak


Far fewer shirtless pics on kipwinger.com nowadays.  Time is undefeated.

 
43. Stryper

If you can believe it they are from Orange County.

Their name is a cutesy reference to Jesus' whip scars, as foretold by the prophet Isaiah.  As in, hey, check out the strypes on that guy they're killing  

Look, they are the only Christian rock band of any type anywhere, that I am aware of.. that actually had chops, relative to their secular peers.  

I guess the next best band in this vein, at this time was Bloodgood?

Reason for the Season -- 1984.. Christmas metal while Savatage was still doing Badfinger covers

Soldiers Under Command   slams

Honestly Broke through with an extra drippy ballad of course 

Free

The Way -- Get past goofball lyrics and Oz Fox could play*

Three pretty successful records, the follow up to To Hell With The Devil was more of the same but not as good.  In 1990 they took off the yellow and black, donned leather and denim and tried a more secular approach.  Amy Grant, the other Christian artist with any chops, had some success with this move, albeit without the leather.  

But we all rolled our eyes and that was it for a while.  Nowadays AFAIK they're together and tour and make records in full force.  Because why wouldn't they be?

George Lynch, whore that he is, has made two albums with Michael Sweet in the last ten years as well. 

* Sense a trend... nobody up and down this whole list went anywhere without a damn good git-fiddler.

 
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48. Dangerous Toys

Not a ton to say about these guys, no good gossip that I can recall, they were from the same area I went to high school, Temple/Killeen, so they were kind of a big deal locally, so-and-so knew a guy who knew the bassist, etc.  Another 1989er who followed up with a not-as-good / not-as-raw / not-as-hungry sophomore fizzler.  Get yer Texas sleaze though
I thought Hellacious Acres was right up there with their self-titled debut. Pissed on the other hand, not so much.

 
I met Reb Beach once back about 5 years after Winger's peak.  I was working at a Kinko's in Pittsburgh and, IIRC, he....was getting resumes printed (as well as, essentially, pirating copies of an article from that month's "Guitar" magazine, in which he was featured).  I still sorta wonder to this day if he was taking them down to the Phar-Mor down at the end of the strip mall to try and snag a seasonal gig, or something (And, like, what were the entries on that thing like?  "1984-1986 Tri-R-Pizza, delivery guy, 1987-1993 Winger, lead guitarist,  1994-Present, Self-Employed, dying of shame mostly"?)
Beach's post-Winger work in the mid- to late-1990s was low-key but prolific. He toured with Alice Cooper, replaced George Lynch in Dokken for at least one album, and started recording video game music for Sega.

By 2001, Winger re-formed and started playing dates again. In 2002, Beach released a solo album AND joined Whitesnake (who knew?). Winger's original members reformed in 2006 and continue to record and tour to this day. Beach never left Whitesnake -- essentially, he records and tours with two groups ... but since neither play 180 dates a year anymore, he can make it work.

 
Beach's post-Winger work in the mid- to late-1990s was low-key but prolific. He toured with Alice Cooper, replaced George Lynch in Dokken for at least one album, and started recording video game music for Sega.
Had to read that again to make sure he wasn’t on the loose playing with Saga.

 
I was born and raised loosely Catholic, one might say. My friends generally were Catholic. It was a small town, and the Catholic church had the closest thing to spiritual instruction for young boys there was. So my brother and I attended Church on Sundays, catechism on Saturdays. 

Anyway, metal was always a going concern for the teenagers among us because of the devil worship and stuff like that. I remember my earnest friends liking the message that Stryper had. It allowed them to listen to metal and justify it to their parents. I grew up in a looser household, had no such content restrictions, and was largely agnostic to begin with. Stryper was not my bag, really. 

But they were really big in households that otherwise intervened and didn't allow metal. I remember my friend having a poster on the wall, justified to his Mom as being in God's service. I remember the 7-7-7 or the ridiculousness of it all. 

It was really bad, but it was the antidote to bands that flirted with the devil, I guess. It's funny how both sides of that debate really lost and wound up either expressed in really dark metal or in a sort of hybrid rock/country that most religious music that tries to ape secular forms takes. But nowhere near the pop of yore. What a weird world we lived in, where the devil and God were fighting it out in pop metal. 

 
From my perspective, and my friend group at the time, most of whom were also in my Catholic Youth group... Stryper were solid and respectable because the songs were actually pretty good.  But none of our parents gave a crap what we listened to anyway, which was nice.

Lyrical content aside, they're basically Dokken-lite.

We're working our way through the second tier hair dudes

42. Extreme

OK two concerns about Kid Ego  
- Word always was this song was about David Lee Roth?  If so, why is this song about David Lee Roth?  Did he snub these guys in some way?  David Lee Roth is a goof, I can think of bigger egos than David Lee Roth, in much smaller bands, without even trying.
- Apparently Gary Cherone hates/disowns this song now?  Did he make up with Dave?  He would later replace Dave's replacement and it would go super well.  Also, does Gary know that, now that all the smoke's cleared, this is still pretty much his best song?

Presented without comment or opinion, Extreme had an anti-abortion ballad on their first record.  Not trying to stir up emotions, I am only here to present interesting information.

On their next album they made a love song that many people seem to think is about a young Mennonite couple who are saying "I love you" to each other but not yet ####ing.

Me, I'm not sure Nuno and Gary are so clever, in any case.

Their first record was mostly a really fun listen if not anything particularly new.  They too were on a thing about teenage lassies but we can assume at the very least they were using a condom.  

Their second album was mostly pretty awful, save for the two acoustic numbers

More Than Words
Hole Hearted

On their third album they tried to put up another acoustic hit, Tragic Comic, which is tragically fu-fu-cking sta-stupid  

BUT, I have to say, as a whole I LIKED Extreme III, and I still appreciate the three bombastic, introspective, ridiculous tracks that make up Side III  

As for Van Halen III, well, I remember checking out the CD from the library and copying it.  I kind of liked this one, bombastic as well. (LIVE!)  Not much else to say, other than I doubt I'll think to touch on this later period again when we get to the VH stuff

Tom Breihan Number Ones on More Than Words

 

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