Trick Questions for kids (1 Viewer)

[caabeel]

Rectum? Darn near killed him!

 

[ajm27501]

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

Alternate punchline: smallpox

 

[Mr. Ected]

You're trapped in a room with two doors and no other ways out. One door leads to freedom. The other leads to certain death. A knight stands next to each door. One of the knights always tells the truth, and the other knight always lies. You don't know which knight is which. What one question can you ask either knight to figure out which door will lead you to freedom?

This riddle was in the movie Labyrinth with David Bowie.

Spoiler

"If I were to ask the other knight, 'Which door leads to certain death?' what would he tell me?" Whichever door the knight points to is the door that will lead you to freedom.

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Spoiler

African or European

 

[ChiefD]

You're trapped in a room with two doors and no other ways out. One door leads to freedom. The other leads to certain death. A knight stands next to each door. One of the knights always tells the truth, and the other knight always lies. You don't know which knight is which. What one question can you ask either knight to figure out which door will lead you to freedom?

This riddle was in the movie Labyrinth with David Bowie.

Spoiler

"If I were to ask the other knight, 'Which door leads to certain death?' what would he tell me?" Whichever door the knight points to is the door that will lead you to freedom.

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Spoiler

African or European

African or European?

 

[Mad Strategist]

A man without eyes sees grapes on a tree.

He neither takes grapes nor leaves grapes.

Now how can that be?

 

[Fennis]

A man without eyes sees grapes on a tree.

He neither takes grapes nor leaves grapes.

Now how can that be?

he wasnt hungry so he didnt take any grapes. And in my entire life I have never seen a guy with or without eyes bring grapes and then leave them for a grape tree.

 

[FlapJacks]

A man without eyes sees grapes on a tree.

He neither takes grapes nor leaves grapes.

Now how can that be?

imagination? since grapes don't grow on trees, he must be imagining them...

 

[Mad Strategist]

A man without eyes sees grapes on a tree.

He neither takes grapes nor leaves grapes.

Now how can that be?

he wasnt hungry so he didnt take any grapes. And in my entire life I have never seen a guy with or without eyes bring grapes and then leave them for a grape tree.

A man without eyes sees grapes on a tree.

He neither takes grapes nor leaves grapes.

Now how can that be?

he wasnt hungry so he didnt take any grapes. And in my entire life I have never seen a guy with or without eyes bring grapes and then leave them for a grape tree.

That's not it.

 

[Mad Strategist]

A man without eyes sees grapes on a tree.

He neither takes grapes nor leaves grapes.

Now how can that be?

imagination? since grapes don't grow on trees, he must be imagining them...

A man without eyes sees grapes on a tree.

He neither takes grapes nor leaves grapes.

Now how can that be?

imagination? since grapes don't grow on trees, he must be imagining them...

Not right.

 

[Sinn Fein]

dumb imo - the man had one eye, he took 1 grape, and left 1 grape.

 

[FlapJacks]

dumb imo - the man had one eye, he took 1 grape, and left 1 grape.

how did the grapes get on the tree?

 

[Mad Strategist]

dumb imo - the man had one eye, he took 1 grape, and left 1 grape.

Correct!

 

[Mr. Retukes]

"Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?"

Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

 

[Gordo]

When ducks fly in a V, do you know why one side of the V is always longer than the other?

Spoiler

Because there are more ducks on that side.

 

[GregR]

"Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?"

Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

Feathers.

 

[GregR]

Have them spell "pots" four times aloud, then ask what a car does at a green light.

Have them spell "fort" four times aloud and then ask what they eat their soup with.

 

[Sarnoff]

List on Buzzfeed today:

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

3. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units?

4. Billie was born Dec. 28, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

5. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

6. If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

7. A clerk at a butcher shop stands 5 feet 10 inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

 

[Keerock]

List on Buzzfeed today:

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

3. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units?

4. Billie was born Dec. 28, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

5. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

6. If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

7. A clerk at a butcher shop stands 5 feet 10 inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

This is the only one I don't get...

 

[Sarnoff]

List on Buzzfeed today:

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

3. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units?

4. Billie was born Dec. 28, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

5. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

6. If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

7. A clerk at a butcher shop stands 5 feet 10 inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

This is the only one I don't get...

Spoiler

You cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. You need a camera.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Why are 2014 dollar bills worth more than 2013 dollar bills?

Spoiler

Because you have one dollar more!

What was the President's Name in 1975?

Spoiler

Same as is it now - Barack Obama

Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Spoiler

Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow

If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Spoiler

One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack

 

[Keerock]

List on Buzzfeed today:

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

3. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units?

4. Billie was born Dec. 28, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

5. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

6. If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

7. A clerk at a butcher shop stands 5 feet 10 inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

This is the only one I don't get...

Spoiler

You cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. You need a camera.

 

[bonesman]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

When I was a kid, I had this one in a book of Mensa Brain Teasers. Their answer was "one." Never had much respect for High IQ societies thereafter.

"Their answer"? It's THE answer. There is one continuous groove all the way around, it's a spiral. 1 line

 

[GTBilly]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

When I was a kid, I had this one in a book of Mensa Brain Teasers. Their answer was "one." Never had much respect for High IQ societies thereafter.

"Their answer"? It's THE answer. There is one continuous groove all the way around, it's a spiral. 1 line

Technically 2, one on each side.

 

[bonesman]

ah, correct. Two. Stupid high IQ societies.

 

[GTBilly]

ah, correct. Two. Stupid high IQ societies.

Couldn't help myself.

 

[mquinnjr]

How many candy bars can you stack in the back of my windowless van?

 

[Keerock]

How many candy bars can you stack in the back of my windowless van?

 

[Sweet J]

List on Buzzfeed today:

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

3. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units?

4. Billie was born Dec. 28, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

5. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

6. If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

7. A clerk at a butcher shop stands 5 feet 10 inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

This is the only one I don't get...

Spoiler

You cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. You need a camera.

Spoiler

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.