True Detective: Tom went in to listen to the Cardinals game...in November. Mmmmmhmmmm... (1 Viewer)

[Zaxxon]

We never found out what That Thing Was That Bezzerides Liked.

Yellow discipline.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We never found out what That Thing Was That Bezzerides Liked.

Yellow discipline.

Pretty sure that was Fresh Kid Ice's original rap name.

 

[Frostillicus]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

 

[SWC]

i tried to wach sons of anarchy but when they went to ireland and changed the theme song i said that is enough of that crap you go fight leprechans on your own time i would rather just watch the brewers lose because it stinks but at least they did not turn roll out the barrel in to an irish jig take that to the bank brohans

 

[Good Posting Judge]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

 

[Frostillicus]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

 

[rockaction]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

This could not have been a waste of anybody's time.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

This could not have been a waste of anybody's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnNwsgw9A0

 

[rockaction]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnNwsgw9A0

Yoah.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Ani in mandated sexual harassment sensitivity training.

"I thought you wanted me to share? This is a safe circle, right?"

"Hell, yes, it is"

"Hey, let her share, man."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

This could not have been a waste of anybody's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnNwsgw9A0

 

[Raider Nation]

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

What... you're saying this looks fake??

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Kurt Sutter has a new show starting next month. Who's in?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kurt Sutter has a new show starting next month. Who's in?

Does a shark #### in the sea?

 

[rockaction]

Almost as funny as Sons of Anarchy, but maybe worse.

eta* Del Shannon sings "Runaway" to a bunch of teenage girls teeny-bopping 'round the stage. It's pretty bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLLcvWeiKw

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Almost as funny as Sons of Anarchy, but maybe worse.

eta* Del Shannon sings "Runaway" to a bunch of teenage girls teeny-bopping 'round the stage. It's pretty bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLLcvWeiKw

This is seriously a great ####### song.

 

[rockaction]

Almost as funny as Sons of Anarchy, but maybe worse.

eta* Del Shannon sings "Runaway" to a bunch of teenage girls teeny-bopping 'round the stage. It's pretty bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLLcvWeiKw

This is seriously a great ####### song.

Yoah.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Kurt Sutter has a new show starting next month. Who's in?

Does a shark #### in the sea?

The unofficial fan-page has 100k likes before it's even aired. Kurt Sutter is like the Insane Clown Posse of television.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kurt Sutter has a new show starting next month. Who's in?

Does a shark #### in the sea?

The unofficial fan-page has 100k likes before it's even aired. Kurt Sutter is like the Insane Clown Posse of television.

Not sure who this is more insulting to...KS or ICP.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/07/13/the_bastard_executioner_trailer_sons_of_anarchy_creator_kurt_sutter_s_new.html

 

[Shrugs]

This basically sums up my feelings about this season of True Detective. On Sunday night I watched Masters of Sex, Ballers, Ray Donovan, The Strain, Naked and Afraid XL and Bachelor in Paradise. Then Monday I watched Bachelor in Paradise and Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise before I decided to watch the season finale of True Detective.

 

[Daywalker]

Comparing SOA with True Detective? You might as well compare Modern Family with True detective.

Completely different genres.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hard Knocks tonight!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Velcro told McAdams that he'd figure out how to make it, by stealing a car or something.

All he had to do was jack any of the cars that were lining the streets of the school when he found the transponder.

 

[(HULK)]

This season would've been soooo much better if the orgy hadn't been blurry and had been 2 episodes longer.

 

[pantherclub]

Velcro told McAdams that he'd figure out how to make it, by stealing a car or something.

All he had to do was jack any of the cars that were lining the streets of the school when he found the transponder.

Yeah and I dont get the driving to a secluded forest trying to get away from professionals. However once there why not just hide? Or at least keep picking them off one by one instead of just jumping out waiting to get shot? Why didnt he pick up a automatic rifle from one of the dead dudes? Nothing in the last 2 episodes made sense.

Why did the bad dudes even need a transponder when Velcoro was literally right in front of them? Why not just pull up beside him when he got back in?

 

[heckmanm]

You guys think Jordan let Nails smash it?

I seriously wondered if Jordan and Ani were lesbians who were in cahoots the whole time and then stole that baby from someone at the end.

If they were, we'd have gotten a blurry 30-second scene of them nekkid together and not much else.

 

[pantherclub]

You guys think Jordan let Nails smash it?

I seriously wondered if Jordan and Ani were lesbians who were in cahoots the whole time and then stole that baby from someone at the end.

If they were, we'd have gotten a blurry 30-second scene of them nekkid together and not much else.

and it would have been shot overhead

 

[Godsbrother]

so there were 8 episodes, right? the first 7 were 60 minutes each for a total of 420 minutes. then the finale was 90 minutes.

so that's a grand total of 510 wasted minutes of my life that I'll never get back. what a ####### mess this show was. I can't recall a show that had such a stellar first season, then a total dumpster fire the second.

and Colin Farrell really showed what an amazing actor he is. but that's like being the fastest turd in the S###lympics.

I like Colin Farrell but his manly gruff voice was awful. I couldn't understand half of what he was mumbling.

 

[bigmarc27]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

Did he become a lumberjack?

 

[fruity pebbles]

so there were 8 episodes, right? the first 7 were 60 minutes each for a total of 420 minutes. then the finale was 90 minutes.

so that's a grand total of 510 wasted minutes of my life that I'll never get back. what a ####### mess this show was. I can't recall a show that had such a stellar first season, then a total dumpster fire the second.

and Colin Farrell really showed what an amazing actor he is. but that's like being the fastest turd in the S###lympics.

I like Colin Farrell but his manly gruff voice was awful. I couldn't understand half of what he was mumbling.

I thought he was batman

 

[Jack White]

I thought the last three episodes were better than 98% of what is on TV.

That tells me you watch way too much TV.

 

[shadyridr]

Velcro told McAdams that he'd figure out how to make it, by stealing a car or something.

All he had to do was jack any of the cars that were lining the streets of the school when he found the transponder.

Yeah and I dont get the driving to a secluded forest trying to get away from professionals. However once there why not just hide? Or at least keep picking them off one by one instead of just jumping out waiting to get shot? Why didnt he pick up a automatic rifle from one of the dead dudes? Nothing in the last 2 episodes made sense.

Why did the bad dudes even need a transponder when Velcoro was literally right in front of them? Why not just pull up beside him when he got back in?

Because they wanted to follow him to Bezzerides too

 

[Jack White]

We never found out what That Thing Was That Bezzerides Liked.

Role playing a 12-year old who likes to get into vans with strangers.

 

[Jack White]

I have the whole season on my DVR but haven't started yet. Should I just delete?

Yes.

 

[Jack White]

Show ... F

Thread ... A+

Absolutely.

 

[Jaysus]

This basically sums up my feelings about this season of True Detective. On Sunday night I watched Masters of Sex, Ballers, Ray Donovan, The Strain, Naked and Afraid XL and Bachelor in Paradise. Then Monday I watched Bachelor in Paradise and Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise before I decided to watch the season finale of True Detective.

Dude, don't they have an outside where you live?

 

[pantherclub]

Velcro told McAdams that he'd figure out how to make it, by stealing a car or something.

All he had to do was jack any of the cars that were lining the streets of the school when he found the transponder.

Yeah and I dont get the driving to a secluded forest trying to get away from professionals. However once there why not just hide? Or at least keep picking them off one by one instead of just jumping out waiting to get shot? Why didnt he pick up a automatic rifle from one of the dead dudes? Nothing in the last 2 episodes made sense.

Why did the bad dudes even need a transponder when Velcoro was literally right in front of them? Why not just pull up beside him when he got back in?

Because they wanted to follow him to Bezzerides too

If he was smart he should have stopped and filled up with gas and just outlasted the SUV. But there I go again thinking rationally.

 

[bigmarc27]

This basically sums up my feelings about this season of True Detective. On Sunday night I watched Masters of Sex, Ballers, Ray Donovan, The Strain, Naked and Afraid XL and Bachelor in Paradise. Then Monday I watched Bachelor in Paradise and Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise before I decided to watch the season finale of True Detective.

Dude, don't they have an outside where you live?

Just thinking that someone with over 18,000 message board posts to a fantasy football site might not want to throw stones. Not judging, just saying.

 

[eoMMan]

This basically sums up my feelings about this season of True Detective. On Sunday night I watched Masters of Sex, Ballers, Ray Donovan, The Strain, Naked and Afraid XL and Bachelor in Paradise. Then Monday I watched Bachelor in Paradise and Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise before I decided to watch the season finale of True Detective.

Dude, don't they have an outside where you live?

Just thinking that someone with over 18,000 message board posts to a fantasy football site might not want to throw stones. Not judging, just saying.

No, Jaysus is correct. People watch way too much TV. Message board posts are irrelevant. I think most of us post at work and just kill time.

 

[Jaysus]

No, Jaysus is correct.

Write that down kids.

 

[RUSF18]

Classic case of a show runner/writer getting way too much freedom after a great first effort.

What? You realize he had that same freedom in season 1 right? Because all of this is his idea as the creator.

Why wouldn't he have complete autonomy? His mistake was not taking on the right executive producers, like the kind that actually do work (not like Matthew McConaughey).

He needs some help with the writing and some with the editing, but this is his show and should have as much freedom as he wants IMO.

From a writing standpoint, he had autonomy in Season One but you're underselling the difference between having an entire season directed by one guy who could figure out a way to harness his story...and using like 8 different directors for Season Two mainly because of how much he ####### hated sharing any of the credit with the director of Season One. Not to mention how much he surely hated that the most revered moment of Season One wasn't anything story specific, but a camera shot.

 

[Frostillicus]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

You're making this up.

 

[Frostillicus]

i have never watched one single second of this show but i bet it is about a billion times better than sons of anarchy that show sucked some serious you know what bromigos take that to the bank

I made it through 3 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. The carny fist fight was the end for me.

You missed out.

On bad stuff?

The thread was fun. It was like all of the shtick of this thread without the 300 different posters whose "critiques" are the same thing over and over.

Maybe also a huge regrettable waste of time.

Also, I started watching last week, so the thread wouldn't have worked for me.

In the end Jax apparently realizes he can't ever separate his lives of being an outlaw biker and family man and does the logical thing and rides straight into a semi truck, in Jesus Christ pose. And it's obviously a green screen.

And the truck is driven by Michael Chiklis. I swear I'm not making any of this up.

This could not have been a waste of anybody's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnNwsgw9A0

That certainly was a lot of cop cars.

 

[Raider Nation]

Season 2 in two minutes.

 

[Abraham]

That is sensational.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

While I'm sure there are worse shows/seasons of TV out there, this is probably the worst I've watched through its ending and probably the most disappointing. It didn't just fail to meet expectations though. It was plain old bad.

 

[Tecumseh]

Velcro told McAdams that he'd figure out how to make it, by stealing a car or something.

All he had to do was jack any of the cars that were lining the streets of the school when he found the transponder.

Yeah and I dont get the driving to a secluded forest trying to get away from professionals. However once there why not just hide? Or at least keep picking them off one by one instead of just jumping out waiting to get shot? Why didnt he pick up a automatic rifle from one of the dead dudes? Nothing in the last 2 episodes made sense.

Why did the bad dudes even need a transponder when Velcoro was literally right in front of them? Why not just pull up beside him when he got back in?

They wanted to kill him, but also needed to know where Bessarides was.