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"Turning 40" Girls' Trip to Mexico (1 Viewer)

Interesting, though not surprising, takes so far.

I'll update when I have more details....the trip is not 100% but I think all womens have the "ok" to go, a resort has been picked. Next step would be trying to find agreeable dates for everyone.

 
Could you maybe give us some names, hair color and measurements for the 5 of them? Will help us to get to know them better for the future updates

Maybe even a short bio on each one?

 
Ray Karpis said:
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How many of teh wimmen are happily married / unhappily married / single / divorced? This will directly impact the odds your wife will be put in situations where cabana boys are plying her with tequila in an effort to get teh poons.
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All 5 of them are "happily" (at least from appearance sake) married, all on their first marriage with 2-3 kids each. There is one that went through a rough patch 1-2 years ago that would be the most likely to let loose on the trip. And no, it isn't Mrs. Karpis.
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sadly for the FFA then you should be GTG.

Women tend to be groupthinkers... one or two wild ones can turn the whole group, but if most are on the straight and narrow, there's enough peer pressure to keep potential deviants on track.

Just in case, on the eve of her departure, violate Ms karpis with such vigor as to render her lady parts non-functional for a bit. Should buy you at least a 2-3 day window.

 
Tell her you tested positive for HIV right before she boards the plane, and that she probably is too.

Then tell her you were kidding when she gets back.

 
Ray Karpis said:
Interesting, though not surprising, takes so far.

I'll update when I have more details....the trip is not 100% but I think all womens have the "ok" to go, a resort has been picked. Next step would be trying to find agreeable dates for everyone.
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will this be a nudist resort?

 
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Ray Karpis said:
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How many of teh wimmen are happily married / unhappily married / single / divorced? This will directly impact the odds your wife will be put in situations where cabana boys are plying her with tequila in an effort to get teh poons.
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All 5 of them are "happily" (at least from appearance sake) married, all on their first marriage with 2-3 kids each. There is one that went through a rough patch 1-2 years ago that would be the most likely to let loose on the trip. And no, it isn't Mrs. Karpis.
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sadly for the FFA then you should be GTG.

Women tend to be groupthinkers... one or two wild ones can turn the whole group, but if most are on the straight and narrow, there's enough peer pressure to keep potential deviants on track.

Just in case, on the eve of her departure, violate Ms karpis with such vigor as to render her lady parts non-functional for a bit. Should buy you at least a 2-3 day window.
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The groupthink concept can't be ignored here. I'd say 30-40% chance without knowing the details. If you got two girls in the group with a Melissa McCarthy attitude from the Bridesmaids movie your probably looking at 80%.

 
(HULK) said:
Idiot Boxer said:
(HULK) said:
Tell her you tested positive for HIV right before she boards the plane, and that she probably is too.

Then tell her you were kidding when she gets back.
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Talk about a major backfire here

What's she got to lose then?
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Um, not murdering people with her ######?
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She's pissed off at Mr. Karpis headed to Mexico with her soiled ###### and you think she's going to take the high road and not the dice with some shady latin lover?

 
Macdaddy_2004 said:
Would it be socially acceptable if a bunch of dudes planned a "Turning XX" party?
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Socially acceptable, I have no idea. But you'll not find one wife (let alone an entire group) who would let their husbands go to Cancun for any kind of celebration. And for good reason.

 
Macdaddy_2004 said:
Would it be socially acceptable if a bunch of dudes planned a "Turning XX" party?
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No. After 21 it isn't acceptable for a dude to care/plan any sort of birthday activity for himself or his friends.It is however acceptable to plan annual Vegas trips, fantasy football drafts, bachelor parties, golf/horse racing/spring training/etc trips. The possibilities are endless. Why limit our debauchery to a birthday every decade when we can come up with a good excuse several times a year!

 
doowain said:
Macdaddy_2004 said:
Would it be socially acceptable if a bunch of dudes planned a "Turning XX" party?
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Socially acceptable, I have no idea. But you'll not find one wife (let alone an entire group) who would let their husbands go to Cancun for any kind of celebration. And for good reason.
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Hey honey, we are going to Amsterdam to celebrate Mike's 40th birthday, just a relaxing week of golf, cigars, and good food!

 
So you're telling me you're going to get X number of free days to look at porn and not be hassled while a bunch of over-the-hill chicks eat too much at the buffet, read crappy magazines pool side, and goto bed early?

Yeah, that's a great deal for you... i'd love to send my wife off... if she gets railed she gets railed... at least there are peaceful days for me where I can watch porn and comic book movies and drink beer and eat over the sink without being complained to.

 
Dentist said:
So you're telling me you're going to get X number of free days to look at porn and not be hassled while a bunch of over-the-hill chicks eat too much at the buffet, read crappy magazines pool side, and goto bed early?

Yeah, that's a great deal for you... i'd love to send my wife off... if she gets railed she gets railed... at least there are peaceful days for me where I can watch porn and comic book movies and drink beer and eat over the sink without being complained to.
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:nomarriage.com:

 
Dentist said:
So you're telling me you're going to get X number of free days to look at porn and not be hassled while a bunch of over-the-hill chicks eat too much at the buffet, read crappy magazines pool side, and goto bed early?

Yeah, that's a great deal for you... i'd love to send my wife off... if she gets railed she gets railed... at least there are peaceful days for me where I can watch porn and comic book movies and drink beer and eat over the sink without being complained to.
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No...I'm telling you I'll be taking care of our three kids for the better part of a week.

:kicksrock:

 
Ray Karpis said:
Dentist said:
So you're telling me you're going to get X number of free days to look at porn and not be hassled while a bunch of over-the-hill chicks eat too much at the buffet, read crappy magazines pool side, and goto bed early?

Yeah, that's a great deal for you... i'd love to send my wife off... if she gets railed she gets railed... at least there are peaceful days for me where I can watch porn and comic book movies and drink beer and eat over the sink without being complained to.
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No...I'm telling you I'll be taking care of our three kids for the better part of a week.

:kicksrock:
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And then Pablo's for the next 18 years. But, hey, in about 5-6 years, your grass and landscaping will never look better.

 
All it takes is one lady to let her hair down and the others will follow. What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico. Unless it is Ron Mexico and then you get the herpes!

 
Ray Karpis said:
Dentist said:
So you're telling me you're going to get X number of free days to look at porn and not be hassled while a bunch of over-the-hill chicks eat too much at the buffet, read crappy magazines pool side, and goto bed early?

Yeah, that's a great deal for you... i'd love to send my wife off... if she gets railed she gets railed... at least there are peaceful days for me where I can watch porn and comic book movies and drink beer and eat over the sink without being complained to.
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No...I'm telling you I'll be taking care of our three kids for the better part of a week.

:kicksrock:
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oh, well in that case I just feel bad for you.

Well at least you can still eat over the sink and watch the pron you want after the kids goto sleep and you don't have to share the bed for awhile.

 
I'd be concerned about the danger of visiting Mexico, to be completely honest. This trip wouldn't fly with me, and my wife wouldn't even think of asking about going unless it was a couples vacation.

 
Rick James said:
I'd be concerned about the danger of visiting Mexico, to be completely honest. This trip wouldn't fly with me, and my wife wouldn't even think of asking about going unless it was a couples vacation.
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You could say the same thing about Chicago. Mexico is a big place. The Euro/American tourist areas are very safe. Certainly, for people in groups. They see to it that they are secure. There is nothing to be afraid of in Cabo/PV/Cancun/PDC. Acapulco or Mazatlan....another story.

 
Ray Karpis said:
Interesting, though not surprising, takes so far.

I'll update when I have more details....the trip is not 100% but I think all womens have the "ok" to go, a resort has been picked. Next step would be trying to find agreeable dates for everyone.
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Now they are planning to take dates with them? :oldunsure:

 
Ray Karpis said:
Dentist said:
So you're telling me you're going to get X number of free days to look at porn and not be hassled while a bunch of over-the-hill chicks eat too much at the buffet, read crappy magazines pool side, and goto bed early?

Yeah, that's a great deal for you... i'd love to send my wife off... if she gets railed she gets railed... at least there are peaceful days for me where I can watch porn and comic book movies and drink beer and eat over the sink without being complained to.
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No...I'm telling you I'll be taking care of our three kids for the better part of a week.

:kicksrock:
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Can't her parents take the kids? You've got a lot of stuff to do. :unsure:
 
Dentist said:
So you're telling me you're going to get X number of free days to look at porn and not be hassled while a bunch of over-the-hill chicks eat too much at the buffet, read crappy magazines pool side, and goto bed early?

Yeah, that's a great deal for you... i'd love to send my wife off... if she gets railed she gets railed... at least there are peaceful days for me where I can watch porn and comic book movies and drink beer and eat over the sink without being complained to.
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:hifive:

 
Anywhere aside from Mayan Riviera, and they're looking to get filled.

Adults dont travel to cancun/vallarta/Acapulco.

 
Friend of mine worked at Club Med in a Mexican resort town when he graduated from college. The stories he tells are lurid, lascivious and loads of fun to listen to (no pun intended). He said without a hint of hesitation that THE most fun group to visit the resort was the group of middle aged married women. Ladies hiding rings in their safes, making up fake names and back stories and banging the young males on staff like a screen door in a wind storm. Married now with kids, this guy said he would rather his wife just bang their pool boy on his sofa then fly down to Mexico for girls trip. At least with the former, he'd be saving on airfare and resort prices.

Dude, unless you are okay with your wife getting boned by another man who is younger than you, better looking than you and probably more sexually active than you, do NOT let your wife go on this trip.

 
General Malaise said:
Friend of mine worked at Club Med in a Mexican resort town when he graduated from college. The stories he tells are lurid, lascivious and loads of fun to listen to (no pun intended). He said without a hint of hesitation that THE most fun group to visit the resort was the group of middle aged married women. Ladies hiding rings in their safes, making up fake names and back stories and banging the young males on staff like a screen door in a wind storm. Married now with kids, this guy said he would rather his wife just bang their pool boy on his sofa then fly down to Mexico for girls trip. At least with the former, he'd be saving on airfare and resort prices.

Dude, unless you are okay with your wife getting boned by another man who is younger than you, better looking than you and probably more sexually active than you, do NOT let your wife go on this trip.
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This is of course, the correct answer. Nothing good is going to come from this trip.

 
Sabertooth said:
General Malaise said:
Friend of mine worked at Club Med in a Mexican resort town when he graduated from college. The stories he tells are lurid, lascivious and loads of fun to listen to (no pun intended). He said without a hint of hesitation that THE most fun group to visit the resort was the group of middle aged married women. Ladies hiding rings in their safes, making up fake names and back stories and banging the young males on staff like a screen door in a wind storm. Married now with kids, this guy said he would rather his wife just bang their pool boy on his sofa then fly down to Mexico for girls trip. At least with the former, he'd be saving on airfare and resort prices.

Dude, unless you are okay with your wife getting boned by another man who is younger than you, better looking than you and probably more sexually active than you, do NOT let your wife go on this trip.
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This is of course, the correct answer. Nothing good is going to come from this trip.
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Except of course for the males on staff.

 
Leroy Hoard said:
Sabertooth said:
General Malaise said:
Friend of mine worked at Club Med in a Mexican resort town when he graduated from college. The stories he tells are lurid, lascivious and loads of fun to listen to (no pun intended). He said without a hint of hesitation that THE most fun group to visit the resort was the group of middle aged married women. Ladies hiding rings in their safes, making up fake names and back stories and banging the young males on staff like a screen door in a wind storm. Married now with kids, this guy said he would rather his wife just bang their pool boy on his sofa then fly down to Mexico for girls trip. At least with the former, he'd be saving on airfare and resort prices.

Dude, unless you are okay with your wife getting boned by another man who is younger than you, better looking than you and probably more sexually active than you, do NOT let your wife go on this trip.
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This is of course, the correct answer. Nothing good is going to come from this trip.
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Except of course for the males on staff.
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And most likely the FFA. :popcorn:

 
General Malaise said:
Friend of mine worked at Club Med in a Mexican resort town when he graduated from college. The stories he tells are lurid, lascivious and loads of fun to listen to (no pun intended). He said without a hint of hesitation that THE most fun group to visit the resort was the group of middle aged married women. Ladies hiding rings in their safes, making up fake names and back stories and banging the young males on staff like a screen door in a wind storm. Married now with kids, this guy said he would rather his wife just bang their pool boy on his sofa then fly down to Mexico for girls trip. At least with the former, he'd be saving on airfare and resort prices.

Dude, unless you are okay with your wife getting boned by another man who is younger than you, better looking than you and probably more sexually active than you, do NOT let your wife go on this trip.
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This is 100% correct, but at least she'll be so discreet about it that you'll never, ever find out. Women are pros at this...all the dudes will have to use condoms, all the other broads will be sworn to secrecy, etc. So just keep telling yourself she's not getting railed 9 ways from Sunday, and eventually, when there is no evidence to the contrary, you'll believe it enough to get by.
 
General Malaise said:
Friend of mine worked at Club Med in a Mexican resort town when he graduated from college. The stories he tells are lurid, lascivious and loads of fun to listen to (no pun intended). He said without a hint of hesitation that THE most fun group to visit the resort was the group of middle aged married women. Ladies hiding rings in their safes, making up fake names and back stories and banging the young males on staff like a screen door in a wind storm. Married now with kids, this guy said he would rather his wife just bang their pool boy on his sofa then fly down to Mexico for girls trip. At least with the former, he'd be saving on airfare and resort prices.

Dude, unless you are okay with your wife getting boned by another man who is younger than you, better looking than you and probably more sexually active than you, do NOT let your wife go on this trip.
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Maybe it is just a Club Med thing. An ex of mine worked at the Cancun location when she was 19 and said basically the same thing. All of her male coworkers were man whores who had their pick of milfs and cougars every week. She said most of the clientele was European so maybe it is a cultural thing. Either way, don't ever let your wife take a girl's trip to a Club Med.
 
chauncey said:
General Malaise said:
Friend of mine worked at Club Med in a Mexican resort town when he graduated from college. The stories he tells are lurid, lascivious and loads of fun to listen to (no pun intended). He said without a hint of hesitation that THE most fun group to visit the resort was the group of middle aged married women. Ladies hiding rings in their safes, making up fake names and back stories and banging the young males on staff like a screen door in a wind storm. Married now with kids, this guy said he would rather his wife just bang their pool boy on his sofa then fly down to Mexico for girls trip. At least with the former, he'd be saving on airfare and resort prices.

Dude, unless you are okay with your wife getting boned by another man who is younger than you, better looking than you and probably more sexually active than you, do NOT let your wife go on this trip.
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Maybe it is just a Club Med thing. An ex of mine worked at the Cancun location when she was 19 and said basically the same thing. All of her male coworkers were man whores who had their pick of milfs and cougars every week. She said most of the clientele was European so maybe it is a cultural thing. Either way, don't ever let your wife take a girl's trip to a Club Med.
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I am sure it is not just a club Med thing. I have been to several resorts in the Carribean and you could see the Cougars flirting with the staff.

 
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