"Turning 40" Girls' Trip to Mexico (1 Viewer)

[RUSF18]

Looks like a mid-July trip to Riviera Maya is in the works.

The idea of this trip being a "couples" trip was mentioned at some point amongst the group, but the idea seems to have gained little traction.

Riviera Maya isn't Cancun or Acapulco. I've been to a few different places around there...if my wife wanted to #### any of the middle aged slightly chubby 5'4" Lotharios that make up the service staff at those hotels, she's welcome to.

 

[Ray Karpis]

Have we even discussed how these 5 middle aged housewives rate on the bang-ability scale? Are we talking a bunch of 4, 5 and maybe a 6? Or are we talking all solid 7's with an 8? I think this is relevant to the probabilities of something naughty happening.

Just for the schtick factor and to really get the "they're all going to whore-it-up" crowd in a tizzy, I wish I could post photos. No way in hell that's happening, but they all 5 are really good-looking women. All are within 5-10 lbs. of their fighting (college) weight...pretty faces...all in decent shape (one cross-fitter in the bunch). Offdee 7.5 or 8s.

 

[Johnny Bing]

In all seriousness? Is there that much distrust in people’s marriage that they cannot trust their wife to go on vacation without thinking they will cheat on them? My wife has gone on a couple smaller vacations with couple girlfriends and I never once thought she would cheat on me. Granted it wasn't Mexico, but I don't see much difference between that and night club in Florida at 2am. If your marriage is that unstable where one trip to a swim up bar will lead to infidelity, than your marriage won’t make it another 5 years. Better get it over with now, so you can move on.

Let her go and have fun. Don't be the controlling husband.

These guys are always the ones getting cheated on the most. Get your kids DNA tested dude.

I'm sorry you married someone you can't trust.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Have we even discussed how these 5 middle aged housewives rate on the bang-ability scale? Are we talking a bunch of 4, 5 and maybe a 6? Or are we talking all solid 7's with an 8? I think this is relevant to the probabilities of something naughty happening.

Just for the schtick factor and to really get the "they're all going to whore-it-up" crowd in a tizzy, I wish I could post photos. No way in hell that's happening, but they all 5 are really good-looking women. All are within 5-10 lbs. of their fighting (college) weight...pretty faces...all in decent shape (one cross-fitter in the bunch). Offdee 7.5 or 8s.

Photos with faces obscured could work.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

buena suerte

 

[tuffnutt]

Teachers - yeah, you already know what we are telling you - sorry to have to confirm it.

As a one time teacher, I can confirm this - wholeheartedly.

As a current teacher, I also can confirm. My condolences.

 

[Sabertooth]

Whores by profession:

#1 - Actual Whores

#2 - Teachers

#3 - Erotic Dancers

#4 - Hair Stylists

#5 - Nurses

Hope you are married to the lawyer.

where would exotic dancers fall?

 

[Sabertooth]

Now this is how you set up a fbg thread.

 

[Two Deep]

Have we even discussed how these 5 middle aged housewives rate on the bang-ability scale? Are we talking a bunch of 4, 5 and maybe a 6? Or are we talking all solid 7's with an 8? I think this is relevant to the probabilities of something naughty happening.

Just for the schtick factor and to really get the "they're all going to whore-it-up" crowd in a tizzy, I wish I could post photos. No way in hell that's happening, but they all 5 are really good-looking women. All are within 5-10 lbs. of their fighting (college) weight...pretty faces...all in decent shape (one cross-fitter in the bunch). Offdee 7.5 or 8s.

So what you are saying is they are going to get laid.

 

[doowain]

Whores by profession:

#1 - Actual Whores

#2 - Teachers

#3 - Erotic Dancers

#4 - Hair Stylists

#5 - Nurses

Hope you are married to the lawyer.

where would exotic dancers fall?

On the OP's pecker after the inevitable divorce.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Even myself, as a scrawny white kid, in the late 80's slayed it at club med in Mexico.

 

[Two Deep]

Whores by profession:

#1A. Women

#1 - Actual Whores

#2 - Teachers

#3 - Erotic Dancers

#4 - Hair Stylists

#5 - Nurses

Hope you are married to the lawyer.

Fixed

 

[xulf]

Have we even discussed how these 5 middle aged housewives rate on the bang-ability scale? Are we talking a bunch of 4, 5 and maybe a 6? Or are we talking all solid 7's with an 8? I think this is relevant to the probabilities of something naughty happening.

Just for the schtick factor and to really get the "they're all going to whore-it-up" crowd in a tizzy, I wish I could post photos. No way in hell that's happening, but they all 5 are really good-looking women. All are within 5-10 lbs. of their fighting (college) weight...pretty faces...all in decent shape (one cross-fitter in the bunch). Offdee 7.5 or 8s.

LOOK AT ME!

(though I am about to get cheated on)

 

[Arizona Ron]

My list of chicks that give it up the fastest:

1. Waitresses

2. Strippers

3. Teachers

4. Sales Reps

5. Admins

 

[Bull Dozier]

Why are teachers #2 on the whore list?

Well we they can't be #1 since 100% of actual whores are whores.

I appreciate the comedic timing of your response, but is there a serious answer as well?

In my experience they spend 85% of their waking hours surrounded by and communicating with children so they are starved for adult interaction. While in their town, they will typically play along with the goody goody teacher persona. Get them out of town on a trip with all the temptations and with all those normal hindrances gone after building to a head and boom, look out. They are ready to let loose.

Interesting.

I took my wife (a teacher) to Vegas and couldn't even get her to go to a burlesque show there, much less anything better.

 

[(HULK)]

What does your wife do for a living? What do the other four women do for a living?

Teacher

Teacher

Teacher

Lawyer

Teacher

Only takes 1 bad apples to spoil the bunch imo.

 

[(HULK)]

This is why monogamy is stupid. You should be happy for your wife, that she gets away from the stress and rigors of the daily grind for a week. And if that week includes getting banged like a screen door by a young local in a way you couldn't possibly achieve at your age, even if you did lines of viagra off of a strippers bum, then so be it. She only lives once. She should get to be physically fufilled in a way you can't provide at your age. Likewise, you should be able to fondle breasts that aren't saggy and grab a firm buttock etc etc.

But no, we've taught ourselves that we're each other's possesion and we must deny harmless happiness for the sake of outdated cultural mores.

Be a man of the new millenium. Hand her a box of rubbers on the way out the door and tell her to have the time of her life.

Lol this guy gets excited when his wife let's him taste her after other guys soak the walls. He laps it up like a good lil pup.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Why are teachers #2 on the whore list?

Well we they can't be #1 since 100% of actual whores are whores.

I appreciate the comedic timing of your response, but is there a serious answer as well?

In my experience they spend 85% of their waking hours surrounded by and communicating with children so they are starved for adult interaction. While in their town, they will typically play along with the goody goody teacher persona. Get them out of town on a trip with all the temptations and with all those normal hindrances gone after building to a head and boom, look out. They are ready to let loose.

Interesting.

I took my wife (a teacher) to Vegas and couldn't even get her to go to a burlesque show there, much less anything better.

 

[(HULK)]

Whores by profession:

#1 - Actual Whores

#2 - Teachers

#3 - Erotic Dancers

#4 - Hair Stylists

#5 - Nurses

Hope you are married to the lawyer.

where would exotic dancers fall?

Usually on a stage. Its slippery and they're typically half in the bag anyways.

 

[(HULK)]

Why are teachers #2 on the whore list?

Well we they can't be #1 since 100% of actual whores are whores.

I appreciate the comedic timing of your response, but is there a serious answer as well?

In my experience they spend 85% of their waking hours surrounded by and communicating with children so they are starved for adult interaction. While in their town, they will typically play along with the goody goody teacher persona. Get them out of town on a trip with all the temptations and with all those normal hindrances gone after building to a head and boom, look out. They are ready to let loose.

Interesting.

I took my wife (a teacher) to Vegas and couldn't even get her to go to a burlesque show there, much less anything better.

This is because she was with you.

 

[tuffnutt]

About 3 years ago, I was selected to go to an educators workshop put on by the Marine Corp. It was a week in San Diego all expenses paid type deal. Flew us out put us in hotel. [SIZE=14.3999996185303px]There were probably 80 or so teachers, administrators, counselors from across 4 states. [/SIZE]We went through Marine training stuff during day, but at night they released us into gas lamp district with Military escort. The female teachers after a couple drinks, were just throwing themselves at the marines. The married ones were the worse. I know for a fact at least 4 married women in my group gave it up that week. One gave it up early in trip to this guy and then got pissed when he was railing another teacher later in the week!

One night I was hanging out in hotel bar with the our escort and a couple of other guys, he said the marines do this 4 times a year and its the same everytime. They just slay the educators. It was fish in a barrel he said.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Whores by profession:

#1 - Actual Whores

#2 - Teachers

#3 - Erotic Dancers

#4 - Hair Stylists

#5 - Nurses

Hope you are married to the lawyer.

where would exotic dancers fall?

Usually on a stage. Its slippery and they're typically half in the bag anyways.

 

[Ray Karpis]

To hell with it, it's Friday. Here's 4 of the 5.

1

2

3

4

 

[General Malaise]

4

2

1

3

 

[Hilts]

4

2

3

1

 

[tuffnutt]

Are they sisters?? Look just alike.

 

[(HULK)]

I hope 3 isn't your wife, because I bet she's the first to crack. She'll have a lover before 9 PM on night 1.

 

[offdee]

To hell with it, it's Friday. Here's 4 of the 5.

1

2

3

4

I'm guessing, none of them are sniffing offdee 8's (sorry, just being real).

 

[Hilts]

To hell with it, it's Friday. Here's 4 of the 5.

1

2

3

4

I'm guessing, none of them are sniffing offdee 8's (sorry, just being real). Especially the 3 & 4 twins.

I'm guessing you're a terribly immature #### who needs to find some new terrible shtick.

 

[LAUNCH]

5 is there if you look...and naked.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I bet that's how their faces will look at the end of the trip

 

[jamny]

5 is there if you look...and naked.

Damn foggy shower doors

 

[(HULK)]

8: Hottest teacher or lawyer committing infidelity in Mexico. More internationally slutty.

 

[Soulfly3]

To hell with it, it's Friday. Here's 4 of the 5.

1

2

3

4

#4 is the one who is going to be the lead off batter for the bang fest.

guaranteed.

 

[zoonation]

This is why monogamy is stupid. You should be happy for your wife, that she gets away from the stress and rigors of the daily grind for a week. And if that week includes getting banged like a screen door by a young local in a way you couldn't possibly achieve at your age, even if you did lines of viagra off of a strippers bum, then so be it. She only lives once. She should get to be physically fufilled in a way you can't provide at your age. Likewise, you should be able to fondle breasts that aren't saggy and grab a firm buttock etc etc.

But no, we've taught ourselves that we're each other's possesion and we must deny harmless happiness for the sake of outdated cultural mores.

Be a man of the new millenium. Hand her a box of rubbers on the way out the door and tell her to have the time of her life.

 

[jon_mx]

Have we even discussed how these 5 middle aged housewives rate on the bang-ability scale? Are we talking a bunch of 4, 5 and maybe a 6? Or are we talking all solid 7's with an 8? I think this is relevant to the probabilities of something naughty happening.

Just for the schtick factor and to really get the "they're all going to whore-it-up" crowd in a tizzy, I wish I could post photos. No way in hell that's happening, but they all 5 are really good-looking women. All are within 5-10 lbs. of their fighting (college) weight...pretty faces...all in decent shape (one cross-fitter in the bunch). Offdee 7.5 or 8s.

I am not sure why you think it is schtick. All people have desires, and if they think there is no way to get caught, people will carry out such desires. If you had some young hottie in a hotel room 2000 miles away from home and no way in hell you could get caught, wouldn't you? Even the most upright and honest people fail under the right circumstances.

 

[Bull Dozier]

4

2

1

3

The funny thing is I agree.

 

[Ray Karpis]

Have we even discussed how these 5 middle aged housewives rate on the bang-ability scale? Are we talking a bunch of 4, 5 and maybe a 6? Or are we talking all solid 7's with an 8? I think this is relevant to the probabilities of something naughty happening.

Just for the schtick factor and to really get the "they're all going to whore-it-up" crowd in a tizzy, I wish I could post photos. No way in hell that's happening, but they all 5 are really good-looking women. All are within 5-10 lbs. of their fighting (college) weight...pretty faces...all in decent shape (one cross-fitter in the bunch). Offdee 7.5 or 8s.

I am not sure why you think it is schtick. All people have desires, and if they think there is no way to get caught, people will carry out such desires. If you had some young hottie in a hotel room 2000 miles away from home and no way in hell you could get caught, wouldn't you? Even the most upright and honest people fail under the right circumstances.

Odds of any of these girls cheating -- 3%.

 

[Ray Karpis]

4

2

1

3

The funny thing is I agree.

Why is that funny?

 

[jon_mx]

Have we even discussed how these 5 middle aged housewives rate on the bang-ability scale? Are we talking a bunch of 4, 5 and maybe a 6? Or are we talking all solid 7's with an 8? I think this is relevant to the probabilities of something naughty happening.

Just for the schtick factor and to really get the "they're all going to whore-it-up" crowd in a tizzy, I wish I could post photos. No way in hell that's happening, but they all 5 are really good-looking women. All are within 5-10 lbs. of their fighting (college) weight...pretty faces...all in decent shape (one cross-fitter in the bunch). Offdee 7.5 or 8s.

I am not sure why you think it is schtick. All people have desires, and if they think there is no way to get caught, people will carry out such desires. If you had some young hottie in a hotel room 2000 miles away from home and no way in hell you could get caught, wouldn't you? Even the most upright and honest people fail under the right circumstances.

Odds of any of these girls cheating -- 3%.

fyp

 

[jon_mx]

So who is going down there to spy?

 

[gianmarco]

My list of chicks that give it up the fastest:

1. Waitresses

2. Strippers

3. Teachers

4. Sales Reps

5. Admins

Well, there you have it. It's official now.

 

[shadyridr]

My list of chicks that give it up the fastest:

1. Waitresses

2. Strippers

3. Teachers

4. Sales Reps

5. Admins

according to this thread, Id put screen doors #1

 

[[icon]]

1) piling on the "had a buddy who worked at club med in Mexico/Caribbean and had married women / Cougars lined up nightly.

2) +1 on teachers being total sloots when they get away from the kids and have a chance to unwind. Have dated a couple... And used to target the teachers convention in town in my single days.... Nothing better than being in a bar downtown with 70pct crowd of youngish women pounding drinks like they've not had the chance in 6mo. Once the groups would break into smaller groups (from 50ish down to batches of 5-6) it was easy pickings.

 

[Judge Smails]

What does your wife do for a living? What do the other four women do for a living?

Teacher

Teacher

Teacher

Lawyer

Teacher

Well, I'll never forget the trip I took to Cabo and came across 5 teachers on a girls trip. Sat next to their table at dinner, then saw them doing tequila shots, then finally ran into them later that night dancing on tables at Squid Roe with Guillermo and Gustavo basically fingering them in plain sight. Next morning saw them at the airport looking totally worked. I mean haggard. Yeah - you got nothing to worry about.

 

[James Daulton]

I wonder how often this happens IRL? I get that young chicks get wild when they go away, but how often do happily married mid-aged women just randomly cheat on a girls-vacation. I bet not that much.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I wonder how often this happens IRL? I get that young chicks get wild when they go away, but how often do happily married mid-aged women just randomly cheat on a girls-vacation. I bet

not that much.

If the group of women is more than 3, it happens 69% of the time

 

[jon_mx]

I wonder how often this happens IRL? I get that young chicks get wild when they go away, but how often do happily married mid-aged women just randomly cheat on a girls-vacation. I bet not that much.

Married guys must be the most naive guys on the planet.

 

[Quez]

Mrs. Karpis and 4 of her best friends are all turning 40 in 2015. The text message just came around last night about a girls' trip to Mexico at some big swanky all-inclusive....

What should I start hiding?

Don't worry she is too old to be kidnapped and forced into sex slavery.

 

[jon_mx]

Mrs. Karpis and 4 of her best friends are all turning 40 in 2015. The text message just came around last night about a girls' trip to Mexico at some big swanky all-inclusive....

What should I start hiding?

Don't worry she is too old to be kidnapped and forced into sex slavery.

Yeah, no slavery. All the sex will be blamed on the booze.