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There is a lot of truth to this. Although I doubt many 40 year old men can compete on looks and boner strength to even their own 20 year old selves.
Eh, just keep your fat down and add some muscle. This + your FBG salary will way more than offset the natural loss of boner rigidity.
So, if I don't keep my looks up, my wife should feel free to bone hotel clerk's?
If you don't keep your looks up, you would have reason to be "worried" about your wife banging younger, fitter hotel clerks. I don't know your wife so I have no idea if she actually would. Although your fascination with certain deviant sex acts may push her in that direction. But then you have your dentist salary pulling her back. It's a tough call actually.
I'm more of a watcher of deviant acts, not as much a participator.
Especially if she's the type that will end up feeling really guilty about it afterwards and thus treat you better at home when she comes back, this could be a shark move.
Well except the part about lines of viagra off a strippers bum. Definitely do that exactly as described.
I am sure a few of the girls are at least eyeing it as a last opportunity to get sown some wild oats.Looks like a mid-July trip to Riviera Maya is in the works.
The idea of this trip being a "couples" trip was mentioned at some point amongst the group, but the idea seems to have gained little traction.
Lol this guy gets excited when his wife let's him taste her after other guys soak the walls. He laps it up like a good lil pup.
Then when she lets her guard down and tells you what happened, you pistol-whip her amiright?
How is this even remotely relevant? It's 5 middle-aged women looking for some good ol' fashioned Mexican screwing.
Let her go to Mexico.
Before his answer I thought to myself- "as long as they're not teachers"
Little traction because the other husbands are getting a head start on hiding things.Looks like a mid-July trip to Riviera Maya is in the works.
The idea of this trip being a "couples" trip was mentioned at some point amongst the group, but the idea seems to have gained little traction.
So you already know this then. Well its not like she isn't already screwing someone behind your back. Just make sure the trip costs as little as possible and hope she doesnt come back with more than just the doots.
Let's be honest. Lately it is probably just as likely that the 4 of them are going to get it at school as they would in Mexico.
These guys are always the ones getting cheated on the most. Get your kids DNA tested dude.
I appreciate the comedic timing of your response, but is there a serious answer as well?
I can only go on research done by myself and my circle of friends. If you find a group of female teachers at bar and can't get laid, then you my friend are the loser of losers.
In my experience they spend 85% of their waking hours surrounded by and communicating with children so they are starved for adult interaction. While in their town, they will typically play along with the goody goody teacher persona. Get them out of town on a trip with all the temptations and with all those normal hindrances gone after building to a head and boom, look out. They are ready to let loose.
