Ugly faithful wife or sexy cheating wife? (1 Viewer)

[Dr. Gobbler]

I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.

Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?

Why in the #### am I consciously choosing ugly?We don't all like to go hoggin''!

Because you don't want your wife and mother of your children ####### your best friend, your boss, some random stranger she meets at a bar every week, bringing home who know what STDs.

Wait, now I'm having kids? Slow down Christo. I see your point. However, I don't want to raise no ugly kids. So I'm still going with the sexy sloot with a side order of antibiotics.

 

[tommyboy]

They invented condoms for this exact scenario

 

[northern exposure]

I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.

Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?

Why in the #### am I consciously choosing ugly? We don't all like to go hoggin''!

Statistics show that people that don't pay up when they lose bets consistently choose more homely partners than people that do pay their debts. Does that answer your question?

Do you know the difference between you and a washing machine?When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for weeks after.

So you are saying that the question is moot to you because you are into dudes. Got it. Notebook updated, you welsh on bets and like ####. NTTAWWT.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

No way for the cheating #####. Give me option B.

the cheating wife is option b

Fine, I'll take whatever is behind curtain #3 please.

Which one allows you to take curtain #3?

 

[tdoss]

Hot wife usually has hot friends

 

[Riversco]

I'd take the hot cheater. I can just have sex with other women I am attracted to and not touch my cheating wife. If I pick the faithful ugly wife, I'm either forced to have sex with an ugly woman or go completely without sex.

 

[Wingnut]

I'm shallow. Gotta go with sexy cheater.

No fat chicks

 

[AAABatteries]

I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.

No one is surprised you would pick being with a cheater.

 

[dparker713]

I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

 

[rockaction]

Hot wife usually has hot friends

Unless she has low self-esteem. Then it's...whoo boy.

 

[Wrigley]

I'd take the hot cheater. I can just have sex with other women I am attracted to and not touch my cheating wife. If I pick the faithful ugly wife, I'm either forced to have sex with an ugly woman or go completely without sex.

Whoever said you couldn't have sex with other women with Mrs Faithful?

At least when you strike out at the bar, she'll still be home waiting for you

 

[rockaction]

I'd take the hot cheater. I can just have sex with other women I am attracted to and not touch my cheating wife. If I pick the faithful ugly wife, I'm either forced to have sex with an ugly woman or go completely without sex.

Whoever said you couldn't have sex with other women with Mrs Faithful?

Cheating gets it faster.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I chose the ugly, faithful wife. My wife chose the other option.

Pretty genius post here.