Unorthodox Things You Do (1 Viewer)

[AAABatteries]

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[ConnSKINS26]

Yuck

My wife is a freak

She eats frozen pizza. Like ellios...straight frozen.  WTF. She's the type of person that will slowly murder me with antifreeze in my ice t inst she?

wtf 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

We have a healthy sex life. Sometimes we rendezvous in the guest room after they fall asleep but most of the time we just put a cartoon on, lay some snacks out and sneak away for a bit.

I imagine this is how one would distract a pack of raccoons.

 

[shuke]

I typically like my food as hot as i can handle, so that will dictate how I eat.  Since broccoli gets cold quickly, I will eat it all first. 

I second those talking about cold chicken, though.  May be better than hot. 

 

[Angry Beavers]

Fries before burger; get the fries while they are still hot... how there are people who don't get this has me completely shuked. 

 

[Hov34]

Fries before burger; get the fries while they are still hot... how there are people who don't get this has me completely shuked. 

Speaking of Fries, when my oldest daughter was around 2-3 years old, she would eat french fires like corn on the cob.  Holding them by the end with two hands and eating the middle.  Then we'd find all these uneaten fry ends on her plate.  She has always been a bit weird.

 

[butcher boy]

Need more info.  How many cats do you have, and do you tell them about your day individually or as a group?  Oh, and do speak english to them, or use some kind of meow-based cat language?

2 cats. I'm not some weird crazy cat person.  I speak mostly english to them, but they also like it if I meow like they do from time to time.  Particularly after long days, I'll do this.  

 

[cosjobs]

Why do you have multiple pennies in your driveway?

GM got mad at him once and has been throwing them at his house ever since.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Fries before burger; get the fries while they are still hot... how there are people who don't get this has me completely shuked. 

Drive thru works best for this, usually finish them before I get home.

 

[arrow1]

When I get pennies in a handful of change, I'll leave them in various spots on my way to the car.  For example, on a ledge outside the door, drop one on the sidewalk...etc

Unless they are wheat pennies...

 

[E Street Brat]

The only time I take of my socks is for the shower.  As soon as I'm out, a clean pair goes right back on. Oh, and i have pool shoes for going to the beach and such, but they feel like socks so i'm okay with that. 

 

[TheIronSheik]

Weird eating habits?  Pfft.  That's my jam.

Anyone else eat a Twix piece by piece?  FIrst I eat the caramel.  Then I eat the chocolate off the sides.  Then I eat the cookie.  And if I do eat it all in one bite, it has to be upside down because it tastes better that way.  Fact.

 

[The General]

Weird eating habits?  Pfft.  That's my jam.

Anyone else eat a Twix piece by piece?  FIrst I eat the caramel.  Then I eat the chocolate off the sides.  Then I eat the cookie.  And if I do eat it all in one bite, it has to be upside down because it tastes better that way.  Fact.

I do this with Snickers.

 

[The General]

On odd calendar days, I will get out of bed when the clock is an odd number.  For example today (10/11), I got out of bed at 6:31.

 I like this one.

 

[arrow1]

 I like this one.

I still do this...

 

[beer 30]

When I get pennies in a handful of change, I'll leave them in various spots on my way to the car.  For example, on a ledge outside the door, drop one on the sidewalk...etc

Unless they are wheat pennies...

Thanks! Any change I find in parking lots, etc I throw in the bed of my truck. I use it as the worlds biggest "need a penny, take a penny". I don't carry change, drives me crazy so when I do get change at store I throw it in the back too. Probably have about $7 back there now.

Weird thing I do? I unfold a napkin and reverse it before I use it. Not sure why that started but whatevs.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Weird eating habits?  Pfft.  That's my jam.

Anyone else eat a Twix piece by piece?  FIrst I eat the caramel.  Then I eat the chocolate off the sides.  Then I eat the cookie.  And if I do eat it all in one bite, it has to be upside down because it tastes better that way.  Fact.

I don't judge other people, but only find that strange because if I want to eat caramel, I'll eat caramel.  If I want a cookie, I'll eat a cookie.  I eat a Twix when I want to enjoy the combination of flavors and textures at the same time.

Can't comment on the upside down part because I've never tried.

 

[Terminalxylem]

Cell phone yet?

I don't have a smart phone.

My workplace wants us to an encrypted text app for communication throughout the day. The CFO was talking about ways it would streamline operations, but was shocked to learn some of the employees (only me, likely) weren't up to snuff technologically.

Unless they pay for it, I prefer to keep my flip phone and limit intrusive texts throughout the day.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I don't have a smart phone.

My workplace wants us to an encrypted text app for communication throughout the day. The CFO was talking about ways it would streamline operations, but was shocked to learn some of the employees (only me, likely) weren't up to snuff technologically.

Unless they pay for it, I prefer to keep my flip phone and limit intrusive texts throughout the day.

Sounds like they should be providing company phones, why should you be stuck with this added work expense?

 

[Scoresman]

Weird eating habits?  Pfft.  That's my jam.

Anyone else eat a Twix piece by piece?  FIrst I eat the caramel.  Then I eat the chocolate off the sides.  Then I eat the cookie.  And if I do eat it all in one bite, it has to be upside down because it tastes better that way.  Fact.

My weird eating habit is whenever I get a Dorito that has a ton of the cheese powder on it, I'll lick it until it's just a normal (and somewhat soggy) tortilla chip.  

 

[Demian]

I always brush my teeth left handed even though I'm right handed. I've always tried to find ways to make myself more ambidextrous. 

 

[SWC]

sometimes i will skip stones and others times it is frito lay brand fritos and it has to be frito lay brand not the crappy knock offs and you already know damned well they are chili flavored take that to the bank brochachos 

 

[ChiefD]

I always brush my teeth left handed even though I'm right handed. I've always tried to find ways to make myself more ambidextrous. 

I throw the football to the kids left handed once in awhile. Just in case I should ever lose my right arm. 

 

[Terminalxylem]

Sounds like they should be providing company phones, why should you be stuck with this added work expense?

Yep. I hope they don't though. Initially, I was just too lazy to make the change, but over time I've started to value not having a smart phone.

 

[offdee]

My weird eating habit is whenever I get a Dorito that has a ton of the cheese powder on it, I'll lick it until it's just a normal (and somewhat soggy) tortilla chip.  

My Doritos chip habit is to look at the seasoning amount on each side...then always put the more seasoned side down so it’s on my tongue. 

 

[Oracle]

Love to drink vinegar based juice and weekly buy a jar of jalapeños etc. just to drink the juice...

 

[Ron Swanson]

The only time I take of my socks is for the shower.  As soon as I'm out, a clean pair goes right back on. Oh, and i have pool shoes for going to the beach and such, but they feel like socks so i'm okay with that. 

But you live in FL? How do you wear flip-flops with socks?

 

[nirad3]

The only time I take of my socks is for the shower.  As soon as I'm out, a clean pair goes right back on. Oh, and i have pool shoes for going to the beach and such, but they feel like socks so i'm okay with that. 

I'm virtually the opposite; I can't stand having socks on.  As soon as I get home from work, they're off.  Fortunately I live in California so I have flip-flops on most of the time, even in the cooler months it seems.

 

[sports_fan]

sometimes i will skip stones and others times it is frito lay brand fritos and it has to be frito lay brand not the crappy knock offs and you already know damned well they are chili flavored take that to the bank brochachos 

You're skipping Fritos on the water? How far can you throw a Ritz cracker?

 

[Senor Schmutzig]

I'm virtually the opposite; I can't stand having socks on.  As soon as I get home from work, they're off.  Fortunately I live in California so I have flip-flops on most of the time, even in the cooler months it seems.

Same here but Florida. 

Hate socks and shoes.

 

[SWC]

sometimes i will skip stones and others times it is frito lay brand fritos and it has to be frito lay brand not the crappy knock offs and you already know damned well they are chili flavored take that to the bank brochachos 

You're skipping Fritos on the water? How far can you throw a Ritz cracker?

regular or reduced fat take that to the bank brohan

 

[E Street Brat]

But you live in FL? How do you wear flip-flops with socks?

I dont wear flip flops. I can't stand that thing between my toes. I have sandals for a quick walk in the yard, but I wear them with my socks.   

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm virtually the opposite; I can't stand having socks on.  As soon as I get home from work, they're off.  Fortunately I live in California so I have flip-flops on most of the time, even in the cooler months it seems.

men feet ...complete grossness.  

 

[Mister CIA]

I buy things in pairs.  If one is good, two is better, I suppose.  Can someone cross-post this to the OCD thread?  Thanks!

Mmmm, cheese.  Right?

 

[cosjobs]

Same here but Florida. 

Hate socks and shoes.

and pants

 

[shuke]

I buy things in pairs.  If one is good, two is better, I suppose. 

Same

 

[Dickies]

I always brush my teeth left handed even though I'm right handed. I've always tried to find ways to make myself more ambidextrous. 

I jerk off left handed despite doing everything else right handed. 

 

[Eephus]

I safety pin my socks together when I put them in the hamper.  They go through the wash as a pair and stay that way until I remove them from the sock drawer.

 

[Zegras11]

men feet ...complete grossness.  

Not mine since I get a pedicure every six weeks right after my haircut. 

 

[heckmanm]

I jerk off left handed despite doing everything else right handed. 

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