Hey everybody, did the news get aroundAbout a guy named Butcher PeteOh, Pete just flew into this townAnd he's choppin' up all the women's meat[Chorus]He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meatButcher Pete's got a long sharp knifeHe starts choppin' and don't know when to stopAll you fellows gotta watch your wifes'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chopsEver since Peter flew into townHe's been havin' a ballJust cuttin' and choppin' for miles aroundSingle women, married women, old maids and allWakes up in the morning, half past fiveChops from sunrise to sunsetI don't see how he stays aliveMeat's gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeahThe police put Pete in jailYes, he finally met his faithBut when they came to pay his bailThey found him choppin' up his cell mateThat Butcher Pete is a crazy manTries to chop down the wind and the rainJust hacks on anything he can getSay, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet(Part II)Well, they let ole Pete out of the jailHe went back to his storeAll the women who payed his bailWere waitin' on Pete to chop some moreThere's an old woman, who's ninety-twoLives down the streetShe said, one thing more I wanna doIs find ole Pete and let him chop my meatPete went to church one Sunday nightHe gave the preacher a fitThat crazy Pete started a fightWhen he went hackin' on the pulpitWell, they put him in jail againThey tried to give him lifePete beat the case, he pleaded insaneThey gave him back his same ole knifeWell, he got out of jail on Sunday nightMonday he tightened his gripHe started to China to see the sitesWent nuts again and chopped up the shipBrought ole Pete back to townTo electrocute him thereBut Pete was crazy like a clownHe chopped down that electric chairHe's a maniac!He don't do nothin' but hackin