A friend asked me to post this.....
My Manifesto to Joe Bryant:
JB,
Hi, long time no talk. I would say that is because I received a 30 day suspension for God knows what (Sorry Jesusguys, but God should know and doesn’t in this case), but that seems a bit childish. What it might be, and bear with me here, is that you show up every July and randomly suspend people because you realize you have a business to run. Cool. I’ve always been respectful of that, in fact I sent you a Christmas PM for countless years until you just stopped responding. Then I realized you are only here in July, so I need to send you an X-Mas card as soon as my suspension is lifted so it’ll be fresh!
So let’s look deeper into that. I’ve been a paying member for a decade+, I always pay. Not for that fantasy football advice, the game is mostly luck and what you offer can be had for free at a dozen sites. No, I get a membership to support these boards, a home away from home for me while I lived overseas and was forward deployed to ####holes like Afghanistan. I enjoy the IronSheiks, Tufnels. Furleys, Tres, and JZillas of the world and have had a chance to meet many in person.
So for years most of those guys and me followed the rules. Then you stopped coming around except in July, this year with a manifesto of all things. I would take you seriously but you’ve shown about as much love for this forum in recent years as Kathy Lee Gifford shows for an O’Douls. I understand, you’re busy. But I know for a fact that guys like Maurile, Rude, and Clayton could administer the board. But they can’t because of your inconsistent presence and your quick trigger to go scorched earth without any kind of context.
I get suspended every July. Why? Because someone reports a Dr D post and JB just happens along and zaps me (and I’m not the only one this happens to). Now I could have reported the ten posts that led up to that, but that’s not worth my time nor the time of the mods at this forum.
You allowed dfsguy and his aliai to absolutely destroy every single political thread for six months. You weren’t here though, so you missed all that. A certain heavy-handed liberal poster who likes pigeons and twitter is equally as destructive, but that’s ok because he follows your direction of reporting every post possible he finds outside his political leanings. Congratulations for showing up three times a year to encourage his behavior, I’m sure it has been a boon for boat sales.
I am out of line sometimes, I admit it. Mostly this is in threads you’ll never go in and people with thick skin save me from self-destruction. So I press on and have always tried to post content and critical thinking. At the same time a moron is a moron, and although this forum has a small percentage of those, they exist. Spammers, trollers, disrespectful jerks who are only here to elicit a negative reaction. I react, say some unkind things, then often pull back and realize I over-reacted. I’m an emotional sort, someone who realizes when I’ve wronged or myself disrespected another poster or your board.
I’ve told you many times to just send me a note and tell me I’m a jerk, and I’ll right my ship. I have been suspended for more than a week twice in 16 years IIRC, I can adjust fire quite quickly.
But you aren’t here, and when you are you stop by to suspend people without context. We all can live by your rules, whatever they are, if you are consistent. You Sir have been tragically inconsistent, especially over the past five years. You shouldn’t have to start this thread but you need to realize that you are most responsible for the forum devolving into whatever it is you don’t like about it now.
So I’m back August 1st, or not if you choose to permanently ban me. All I ask for is some consistency and maybe a

to guys who have been posting here for almost two decades when we are out of line. I never have wanted to make your life or those of the FBG staff difficult, I like the lot of you. But come on with this I care for two weeks out of a year crap,
I approve of the political subforum, that needed to be done. Maybe next July you’ll give long-time members a free appetizer coupon for Applebees, I’d be happy to send mine along to feed GM’s 43 kids. Gllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
v/r
Doctor Detroit, esquire