Week 1 Jermichael Finley Predictions (1 Viewer)

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

7-75-1

While that stat line is far below his potential, he will not disappoint his Fantasy Football owners because he will use his extraordinary super powers to assure that everyone who drafted him will win this week...no matter what other players they drafted or started this week.

 

[24seven]

1 target, 1 dropped pass, 1 blown out ACL.

Finley reconstructs his ACL out of his own hair, belly-button lint and earwax, and returns for the 2nd half. Breaks single game receiving record in only 1 half of game.

lol on that

 

[Clinton]

After Week 1 George Costanza will proclaim, "The Jermichael Store called, and they're running out of touchdowns!"

 

[skillz]

ESPN has predicted 3 for 26 with a TD. It is clearly not on the bandwagon.

 

[mrip541]

7-85-2

 

[mr roboto]

If JF were a player on NBA jam he'd be perpetually on fire.

 

[Man In The Box]

ESPN has predicted 3 for 26 with a TD. It is clearly not on the bandwagon.

I think that's just their prediction for the first three plays of the game.I'll go 7-97-1

 

[mr roboto]

Bump for the evening crowd...

 

[shadyridr]

I think Finley may go Bugs Bunny in this #####

 

[delusional]

eagles couldnt the fridge if he was a TE

 

[brett5673]

82-1145-8 TDs

Is that your prediction for the first half or the whole game?

First quarter

 

[shadyridr]

eagles couldnt the fridge if he was a TE

Only Jermichael Finley could translate this foreign language

 

[Bhdevault]

I hadn't read this thread until now. I honestly have tears in the corner of my eyes from laughing so hard.

P.S. Glad I have him in all 3 of my leagues.

 

[HenryWinklerRulez]

Who cares, he's a TE and there's a bunch of them available all the way to the deepest darkest end of the draft.

 

[32 Counter Pass]

JF can speak Russian, in French.

The police often question him because they find him so interesting.

He is the most amazing TE in the world!

 

[got_nugs]

Tim Tebow.

 

[Tickle Monster]

eagles couldnt the fridge if he was a TE

Only Jermichael Finley could translate this foreign language

 

[comfortably numb]

Is everyone OK?

 

[urbanhack]

OOF

 

[fruity pebbles]

Turn those machines back on

 

[OU#1]

Thank god I have Gates. Next week I'll have to make a decision at my Flex instead of thinking Finley is a no-brainer.

 

[stuckinthemuck]

He registered a tackle! C'mon, that's just a sign of his otherworldly potential. Next week 4-47-0 will be during the first drive and he should end the game with 3 TDs.

 

[heidbrink]

So I'm looking at this box score...4-47. That's gotta be 4 TD's on 47 catches, right?

 

[CrossEyed]

BUST!!!!!11!1!